Woman gets 3rd boob in hopes for her own reality TV show b/c 'Because I Don't Want To Date Anymore' :ROFL2

Jasmine Tridevil Gets Third Boob 'Because I Don't Want To Date Anymore'

"I don't want to date anymore," Jasmine Tridevil, 21, said in a recent radio broadcast when asked why she added the extra mammary complete with an artificial nipple and tattoo to resemble an areola.

But she's still proud of the triple nipple.

On her Facebook page, she thanks followers for sharing YouTube videos featuring her swiveling her hips in a tri-cup bikini. She also hired a camera crew to follow her around so she can pitch a reality show to MTV.

She told Real Radio 104.1 that she reached out to more than 50 doctors before one agreed to perform the surgery. The operation involved taking skin tissue from her abdomen, adding a silicon implant and grafting it between her two, natural breasts.

"It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics," she said. "But I got a breast implant and a mini implant to make it look like there’s a nipple poking out."

Tridevil -- a pseudonym -- says her parents aren't fond of the surgery.

Even in carnival sideshows, Tridevil's physique would strike many as out-of-this world.

"You couldn’t have done that in the early 20th century," Marc Hartzman, who literally wrote the book on American Sideshow, told HuffPost Weird News. "That kind of cosmetic surgery wasn’t around. People aren’t born that way, and I haven't even seen any sideshow actors with three breasts that I can recall."

Our own HuffPost UK thinks Tridevil may have taking the idea from Total Recall, a film that made one woman with three breasts famous in 1990. And since Tridevil isn't revealing who her doctor is, the site also casts doubt on the boob's authenticity:

We think you’ll agree [Total Recall's] prosthetics are pretty convincing –- could it be that Tridevil simply followed suit and hasn’t been under the knife after all?

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I saw this on buzzfeed but didn't want to get bitched at :sigh

:lol:

She should have got that before the Total Recall remake :sadyes

fuck it id smash

I agree with assface

How is that going to keep her from dating?

Three tits? HELL YES!

Is that blood on the shower curtain? :thought

You can probably buy a"Psycho" shower curtain

She looks like a witch...LOL

Edit: Not sure how I missed her name (Jasmine Tridevil) This bitch will fuck you, then carve pentagram on your corpse.

:ROFL2

I think a triangle would be more her style

It'a all a bunch of BS...


https://www.google.com/search?q=Alisha+ ... 24&bih=643

:facepalm :timeout :facepalm

I'm not sure what those images prove but 2nd row of pics had this gem:

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I bet she's easy :yes

Three times as easy.

:thought

1.5 times as easy :shrug

:biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol :biglol

You 2 are real faggots.