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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » November 8th, 2024, 5:41 pm

ericberry14 wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.

It’s been a historically bad year for them. Started 13-0 last year and since they are what… 1-8? 1-9?I hope they beat Florida lol


The only thing that matters at this point. :champ
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » November 8th, 2024, 5:54 pm

CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.


1. Refusing to fire bad assistant coaches.
2. Jordan Travis hid the poor development of the OL, which got exposed like a mf this year (DJU is slow af, freshman QBs are "deer in headlights"... though LK looks to be improving faster and has more upside, assuming he doesn't transfer).
3. Mediocre recruiting and poor development were somewhat hidden by repeatedly hitting the jackpot in the portal. The opposite happened this year. After getting many under-the-radar kids who where hungry and looking to prove themselves, we got higher-rated dudes who were more concerned with NIL (fuck NIL) money, and have not only ruined this team, but also ruined their draft prospects.

The defense is not as bad as they look on paper. All the turnovers, 3-and-outs, and failure to keep the offense on the field have made the defense look worse than they are statistically. The only defensive coach who absolutely must go, IMO, is Randy Shannon.

The offense is an absolute dumpster fire. Everyone must go.

Special teams is among the best in the nation. :dunno I think our kicker and punter are gone after this season, though...
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FSUKW » November 8th, 2024, 6:00 pm

CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.


Where do I start.

Honestly, we lost 13 guys to the NFL. Long story short, unlike most teams who lose numbers to the NFL, nobody behind them on the depth chart was developed. Our stud starters last year consisted mostly of transfer players who were apparently developed at their prior schools.

Fast forward, we thought we were transfer magicians in 2023 and could strike gold twice in 2024 but we got mostly entitled, money seeking duds.

Having arguably the worst OL the last several years was hidden by Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman, Johnny Wilson and Trey Benson. To name a few. (All transfers)

Then…..we add in a coach who won’t relinquish the play calling or fire these coaches who can’t coach. His play calling is atrocious this year for some reason.

I would mention moving on from Cam Ward to DJU but I feel any QB would suffer behind this OL so even though he was a shitty recruit, it is not all entirely DJU’s fault. The QB’s behind him aren’t doing much different. (OL can’t hold a block fir more than 1.5 seconds)

Lastly, our receivers can’t catch. We lead the league in drops. I think we’re somewhere around 30 drops. If even a few of those are caught we are probably 4-5 right now. Maybe 5-4.

Money is an issue. I think our highest NIL earner is like 650K (back up QB too) where as most of the teams in the Top 10 have multiple 7 figure players. What does that tell you.

Defense is much improved but they are on the field too long because of the offense.

Fire them all but our DB coach and hire a stud DC and OC. Obviously turn the play calling over and be more of a CEO type of coach.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby CraigKressel » November 8th, 2024, 6:04 pm

FSUKW wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.


Where do I start.

Honestly, we lost 13 guys to the NFL. Long story short, unlike most teams who lose numbers to the NFL, nobody behind them on the depth chart was developed. Our stud starters last year consisted mostly of transfer players who were apparently developed at their prior schools.

Fast forward, we thought we were transfer magicians in 2023 and could strike gold twice in 2024 but we got mostly entitled, money seeking duds.

Having arguably the worst OL the last several years was hidden by Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman, Johnny Wilson and Trey Benson. To name a few. (All transfers)

Then…..we add in a coach who won’t relinquish the play calling or fire these coaches who can’t coach. His play calling is atrocious this year for some reason.

I would mention moving on from Cam Ward to DJU but I feel any QB would suffer behind this OL so even though he was a shitty recruit, it is not all entirely DJU’s fault. The QB’s behind him aren’t doing much different. (OL can’t hold a block fir more than 1.5 seconds)

Lastly, our receivers can’t catch. We lead the league in drops. I think we’re somewhere around 30 drops. If even a few of those are caught we are probably 4-5 right now. Maybe 5-4.

Money is an issue. I think our highest NIL earner is like 650K (back up QB too) where as most of the teams in the Top 10 have multiple 7 figure players. What does that tell you.

Defense is much improved but they are on the field too long because of the offense.

Fire them all but our DB coach and hire a stud DC and OC. Obviously turn the play calling over and be more of a CEO type of coach.



Ohio State loses like 7-13 guys to the NFL like every year just about and never does worse than 2 losses just about.

We had 2 seasons since 2001 that had more than 2 losses and 1 is when our coach got fired and our 5 best players were suspended for most the year.

Its crazy how good DJ was as a freshman compared to like a 6th year senior or whatever.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FSUKW » November 8th, 2024, 6:09 pm

CraigKressel wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.


Where do I start.

Honestly, we lost 13 guys to the NFL. Long story short, unlike most teams who lose numbers to the NFL, nobody behind them on the depth chart was developed. Our stud starters last year consisted mostly of transfer players who were apparently developed at their prior schools.

Fast forward, we thought we were transfer magicians in 2023 and could strike gold twice in 2024 but we got mostly entitled, money seeking duds.

Having arguably the worst OL the last several years was hidden by Jordan Travis and Keon Coleman, Johnny Wilson and Trey Benson. To name a few. (All transfers)

Then…..we add in a coach who won’t relinquish the play calling or fire these coaches who can’t coach. His play calling is atrocious this year for some reason.

I would mention moving on from Cam Ward to DJU but I feel any QB would suffer behind this OL so even though he was a shitty recruit, it is not all entirely DJU’s fault. The QB’s behind him aren’t doing much different. (OL can’t hold a block fir more than 1.5 seconds)

Lastly, our receivers can’t catch. We lead the league in drops. I think we’re somewhere around 30 drops. If even a few of those are caught we are probably 4-5 right now. Maybe 5-4.

Money is an issue. I think our highest NIL earner is like 650K (back up QB too) where as most of the teams in the Top 10 have multiple 7 figure players. What does that tell you.

Defense is much improved but they are on the field too long because of the offense.

Fire them all but our DB coach and hire a stud DC and OC. Obviously turn the play calling over and be more of a CEO type of coach.



Ohio State loses like 7-13 guys to the NFL like every year just about and never does worse than 2 losses just about.

We had 2 seasons since 2001 that had more than 2 losses and 1 is when our coach got fired and our 5 best players were suspended for most the year.

Its crazy how good DJ was as a freshman compared to like a 6th year senior or whatever.


There’s a theory that something’s wrong with DJ’s head. Like he had some traumatic event happen his life. He’s an emotionless non leader.

He was previously injured and it’s obvious he was not the same 100% DJ. Coaches should have saw this 7 games ago. He was still the wrong choice.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » November 8th, 2024, 6:16 pm

CraigKressel wrote:Ohio State loses like 7-13 guys to the NFL like every year just about and never does worse than 2 losses just about.

You gotta reload, and have good coaches. We did neither.

CraigKressel wrote:Its crazy how good DJ was as a freshman compared to like a 6th year senior or whatever.

He only played two full games his freshman year. Beat a mediocre BC team and lost to ND.
His QB rating was actually worse than this year in his first full season (2021).
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FSUKW » November 8th, 2024, 6:30 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Ohio State loses like 7-13 guys to the NFL like every year just about and never does worse than 2 losses just about.

You gotta reload, and have good coaches. We did neither.

CraigKressel wrote:Its crazy how good DJ was as a freshman compared to like a 6th year senior or whatever.

He only played two full games his freshman year. Beat a mediocre BC team and lost to ND.
His QB rating was actually worse than this year in his first full season (2021).


And….20 plus million (Ohio State) buys better players than 12 million (FSU)

My theory is set aside 5 to 7 million and go shopping. Go BUY 5 to 7 corn fed, 315 pound midwestern offensive linemen and build around that with basically any high 3 to 4 star QB who actually has time to make a decision. Like BC’s QB.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » November 8th, 2024, 8:18 pm

FSUKW wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Ohio State loses like 7-13 guys to the NFL like every year just about and never does worse than 2 losses just about.

You gotta reload, and have good coaches. We did neither.

CraigKressel wrote:Its crazy how good DJ was as a freshman compared to like a 6th year senior or whatever.

He only played two full games his freshman year. Beat a mediocre BC team and lost to ND.
His QB rating was actually worse than this year in his first full season (2021).


And….20 plus million (Ohio State) buys better players than 12 million (FSU)

My theory is set aside 5 to 7 million and go shopping. Go BUY 5 to 7 corn fed, 315 pound midwestern offensive linemen and build around that with basically any high 3 to 4 star QB who actually has time to make a decision. Like BC’s QB.


I feel like we've had 1 or 2 good OL in the last 25 years. 2013 was good, and maybe one other year around there.

Regardless of HC, regardless of OL coach... it's just been shit. :banghead
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 8th, 2024, 10:18 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:Does anyone have a theory on how FSU got so bad? I could see like 5-7 or something but how are they this bad, it is absolutely nuts.

Worst top 10 team of all time and it is not even close.


1. Refusing to fire bad assistant coaches.
2. Jordan Travis hid the poor development of the OL, which got exposed like a mf this year (DJU is slow af, freshman QBs are "deer in headlights"... though LK looks to be improving faster and has more upside, assuming he doesn't transfer).
3. Mediocre recruiting and poor development were somewhat hidden by repeatedly hitting the jackpot in the portal. The opposite happened this year. After getting many under-the-radar kids who where hungry and looking to prove themselves, we got higher-rated dudes who were more concerned with NIL (fuck NIL) money, and have not only ruined this team, but also ruined their draft prospects.

The defense is not as bad as they look on paper. All the turnovers, 3-and-outs, and failure to keep the offense on the field have made the defense look worse than they are statistically. The only defensive coach who absolutely must go, IMO, is Randy Shannon.

The offense is an absolute dumpster fire. Everyone must go.

Special teams is among the best in the nation. :dunno I think our kicker and punter are gone after this season, though...

. :iwaf
The offense is completely putrid diarrhea left sitting in a toilet for 3 months. We would have beaten Duke if Brock Glenn didn't insist on throwing the ball to the other team :suicide . Outside a few bad performances, our defense has been good, but no defense can hold up when the offense goes 3-and-out 4+ times a game.

This year is the first time FSU has ever lost to Duke. Ever. And it's because our offense is fucking horse shit. Even Chef Bowden wasn't this bad.

Norvell has made plenty of bad playcalls, at least 1-3 per game. The difference is our players were phenomenal before. The onside kick against Moral Gables last year was an absolute dumbass call that would have cost us the game if Moral Gables didn't suck. Atkins needs to go. Norvell needs to take his head out of his ass and fire himself as OC, too. Dumb piece of shit is ruining a program because of his stubbornness.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 9th, 2024, 8:51 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:2024
GT
BC
Memphis

0-3 :ROFL

You got ass-fucked by GT who ran up and down your trash team without their first 3-4 RBs. :biglol :biglol :biglol
M.I.A. is lucky they aren't 6-4 right now. Refs couldn't save you this week.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby ericberry14 » November 9th, 2024, 9:17 pm

Tennessee will win the national title. Jump on the V-wagon now Fespn
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 10th, 2024, 7:48 am

ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee will win the national title. Jump on the V-wagon now Fespn
I'll root for Tennessee in the postseason, as long as they're not playing Ohio State.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby JdPat04 » November 10th, 2024, 9:37 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee will win the national title. Jump on the V-wagon now Fespn
I'll root for Tennessee in the postseason, as long as they're not playing Ohio State.


Hey… fuck you buddy!
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » November 10th, 2024, 10:03 am

Notre Dame 52-3 :lol:

1-9 and you got no money for a coach buyout or any nil money for recruiting. :ROFL2
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby ericberry14 » November 10th, 2024, 3:59 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:Notre Dame 52-3 :lol:

1-9 and you got no money for a coach buyout or any nil money for recruiting. :ROFL2

Is this real??? Lolol wtf
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 10th, 2024, 5:23 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:Notre Dame 52-3 :lol:

1-9 and you got no money for a coach buyout or any nil money for recruiting. :ROFL2

FSU has plenty of NIL money. It's currently being wasted on everyone except Toafili, but that's beside the point.

The great Moral Gables shows their ass again. 6-4 team masquerading as a playoff contender. :biglol What's it like knowing Moral Gables will never win anything of any significance ever again? Even if you shitstains actually make it to the 12-team CFI, you'll never win against the best of the best.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » November 10th, 2024, 5:42 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:Notre Dame 52-3 :lol:

1-9 and you got no money for a coach buyout or any nil money for recruiting. :ROFL2

FSU has plenty of NIL money. It's currently being wasted on everyone except Toafili, but that's beside the point.

The great Moral Gables shows their ass again. 6-4 team masquerading as a playoff contender. :biglol What's it like knowing Moral Gables will never win anything of any significance ever again? Even if you shitstains actually make it to the 12-team CFI, you'll never win against the best of the best.

:eb
1-9 and you’re talking shit about a team that spanked your ass this year. :ROFL

It might be a while till you win more than 5 games in a season. :lolthumb
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FSUKW » November 11th, 2024, 12:08 am

bigbluebazooka wrote:It might be a while till you win more than 5 games in a season. :lolthumb


We have no experience in what that looks like or forecasting shitty future seasons. We appreciate your expert opinion on the matter!

:2thumbs
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FSUKW » November 11th, 2024, 12:08 am

3 coaches gone!

It’s a start!
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » November 11th, 2024, 9:44 am

FSUKW wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:It might be a while till you win more than 5 games in a season. :lolthumb


We have no experience in what that looks like or forecasting shitty future seasons. We appreciate your expert opinion on the matter!

:2thumbs

I do see improvement. You ended last year losing 63-3. Now this year 52-3. I see the improvement :ROFL
Just fire your assistant coaches. That always helps :dog
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