If Alabama didn’t make him :suicide then Oral roberts might do it

He lives in Florida, I think, so the Gators getting thrashed in everything probably helps.
FSU is better at basketball than football right now, so that's less stressful, too.

I've always said I'd root for Bama in the CFP if it was the usual suspects. Better than Neutered Shame, Clemshit, or some other SEC team winning it. OSU fans in my experience haven't been popping off as much so I didn't care about the NCG all that much. I'm just glad those orange fuckers got reamed like they deserved. Hopefully they fall apart before the CFP next year.

The osu fans that I know in real life have been cool. One of our daycare parents was an osu fan married to a tennessee fan. He was cool as shit and a good sport. The bad thing is he made me hate them less