Flat-earther blasts off in homemade rocket to prove theory.

[FSUKW]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/flat-earther ... 14764.html

A self-taught rocket man who believes the earth is flat blasted himself 1,875 feet into the air, in an effort to reach orbit and reassure himself the world is shaped “like a Frisbee”.

‘Mad’ Mike Hughes, who has been likened to cartoon character Wile E. Coyote, propelled himself into the sky in a homemade rocket on Saturday, landing hard in the Mojave Desert.

The 61-year-old limo driver said he was fine – apart from his aching back – after the launch near Amboy, California.

“I’m tired of people saying I chickened out and didn’t build a rocket,” he said after being checked out by paramedics.

“I’m tired of that stuff; I manned up and did it.”

Mr Hughes worked on overhauling his rocket in his garage for months before the launch on Saturday, which was given the go-ahead by Albert Okura, who owns Amboy.

He converted a mobile home into a ramp and modified it to launch from a vertical angle so he would not fall back to the ground on public land.

It appeared Saturday might bring another string of cancellations, given the wind was blowing and his rocket was losing steam.

But some time after 3pm, and without a countdown, Mr Hughes’ rocket soared into the sky.

He reached a speed he estimated to be around 350mph before pulling his parachute.

The limo driver was dropping too fast, though, and had to deploy a second one.

He landed with a thud and the rocket’s nose broke in two places as designed.

“This thing wants to kill you 10 different ways,” said Mr Hughes, who had an altimeter in his cockpit to measure his altitude.

“Am I glad I did it? Yeah, I guess. I’ll feel it in the morning. I won’t be able to get out of bed.”

“At least I can go home and have dinner and see my cats tonight,” he added. : :ROFL2

The launch is said to have lasted three to four minutes, with the rocket landing about 1,500 feet from the ramp.

According to Mr Hughes, he also launched a rocket 1,374ft into the air in Arizona in 2014 before collapsing and taking three days to recover.

Social media users mocked Mr Hughes’ mission, posting messages such as ”He’ll be fine” next to a picture of Wile E. Coyote strapped to a rocket.

“I hope he doesn’t blow something up,” retired Nasa astronaut Jerry Linenger said as Hughes’ plans captured widespread attention. Mr Linenger orbited the globe more than 2,000 times during four months in 1997.

“Rocketry, as our private space companies found out, isn’t as easy as it looks,” he added.

Hughes often sparred with his critics on social media leading up to the launch, through Facebook comments and a 12-minute video addressed to his doubters

“My story really is incredible,” he said.

“It’s got a bunch of story lines — the garage-built thing. I’m an older guy. It’s out in the middle of nowhere, plus the Flat Earth. The problem is it brings out all the nuts also, people questioning everything. It’s the downside of all this.”

The self-taught rocket man added: “Do I believe the Earth is shaped like a Frisbee? I believe it is,” he said. “Do I know for sure? No. That’s why I want to go up in space.”

In the future Mr Hughes wants to build a ‘Rockoon’ – a rocket that is carried into the atmosphere by a gas-filled balloon, then separated from the balloon and lit – which would take him about 68 miles up.

He also plans to run for governor of California.

[FSUKW]

The comments are money...................... :2thumbs

[JdPat04]

The comments are money...................... :2thumbs

Wouldn't be shocked if he won the governorship of Cali

[FlatEarth]

:facepalm

[Muck FcDisney]

1,875 feet? :shocker I'm guessing he hit the firmament. :yes

Rico, you think you can hit that with your football? :popcorn

[ScotchFrost97]

what was the point of doing that? :dunno

[FlatEarth]

This clown is a quack. He's two people at any given time. Apparently he's building a land speed record vehicle too. :facepalm

[Muck FcDisney]

This clown is a quack. He's two people at any given time. Apparently he's building a land speed record vehicle too. :facepalm

So he can deliver pizza faster? :drool

But calling a flat earther a quack? :no :nuhuh You're indoctrinated. You need to get wokeded! DO THE RESEARCH!!! ONCE THE WORLD KNOWS THE TRUTH WE SHALL NO LONGER BE ENSLAVED BY THE GLOBEVERLORDS!!!

[FSUKW]

what was the point of doing that? :dunno

He was trying to impress some pussy!

Spoiler:

cats