At the Winter Olympics medals were handed out for the event of synchronized fawning. Fifth place was ABC: “North Korea’s 200-plus cheerleaders steal spotlight at 2018 Winter Olympics with matching outfits, synchronized chants” Fourth was the NY Times for describing the cheerleaders as an “army of beauties.” The bronze went to the WA Post for calling Kim Jong Un’s sister the “Ivanka Trump of North Korea.” Winning a silver was Reuters for tweeting, “North Korea judged winner of diplomatic gold at Olympics.” And not surprisingly CNN took home the gold with this headline: “Kim Jong Un's sister is stealing the show at the Winter Olympics” Makes sense, her family has been stealing from starving North Koreans for decades. Perhaps these “journalists” will now start reporting directly from their newly discovered Asian paradise. But they better bring some generators, as seen by the satellite picture below not too many outlets north of Seoul. Our corrupt media has never met a totalitarian regime they didn’t like!
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