How many times a day do you fart?

[FSUKW]

Serious question.

[ericberry14]

0-a bunch... Depending. Not often I guess.

[gatrnation1]

3-50 depending on what I ate drank 10-12 hours earlier.

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

Depends on what i eat

But i think its weird if you keep count...

[JdPat04]

10-15 if not drinking mirilax, and they don't stink most of the time.


Let me start drinking mirilax and over 40 and you don't want to be around

[sooners4life98]

Depends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:

[JdPat04]

Depends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:

:shocker

Dude get help! Haven't you ever seen South Park!!! Plus this is from 2014

Are you afraid to fart in public? WIT believes that you are investing in the wrong fear. Setting your flatulence free may just be what saves your life. A new study, being conducted at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, shows that people who hold their farts in for fear of embarrassment, ridicule, or scorn are putting themselves at a severe risk of spontaneous human combustion. If you restrict your body from doing what it does naturally, you could explode. -See more at: http://witscience.org/new-study-shows-f ... qnnDi.dpuf


Bruce man, buddy, bro, broseph!!!! I'm praying that you'll get help dude!!!

[sooners4life98]

Depends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:

:shocker

Dude get help! Haven't you ever seen South Park!!! Plus this is from 2014

Are you afraid to fart in public? WIT believes that you are investing in the wrong fear. Setting your flatulence free may just be what saves your life. A new study, being conducted at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, shows that people who hold their farts in for fear of embarrassment, ridicule, or scorn are putting themselves at a severe risk of spontaneous human combustion. If you restrict your body from doing what it does naturally, you could explode. -See more at: http://witscience.org/new-study-shows-f ... qnnDi.dpuf


Bruce man, buddy, bro, broseph!!!! I'm praying that you'll get help dude!!!

I don't try to hold it in no matter where I am. It just depends on what I ate for the day and that determines how many times a day I do it. I guess bottom line, it just depends. Farting as I type this(was about to but it went back in). :lol:

[FSUKW]

I probably fart 15 to 30 times a day no matter what I eat or drink.

Wife told me I need to go to doctor and I laughed. Thought I would see what you guys did.

(This would have been a good thread title change thread..... :dog )

[frazier9495]

I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:

[Muck FcDisney]

When drinking that day or the previous day: 30-60
When not: 5-15

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

As a kid i used to try to burp or fart the alphabet

[ericberry14]

How the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"

Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level

[FSUKW]

How the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"

Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level

Kevin James does a burp/fart/sneeze in grown ups 2.

[ericberry14]

Sounds hilarious.....

[JdPat04]

How the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"

Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level

[ img ]

[FSUKW]

Sounds hilarious.....

[gatrnation1]

I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:

Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.

[sooners4life98]

I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:

Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.

:biglol

[frazier9495]

I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:

Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.

:oops