Closing in on 2 fucking weeks and no deuces have been dropped.


In the words of Garrity on Rescue Me feels like I have a turducken inside me instead of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey it's a big shit, inside a bigger shit, inside a huge shit.

:explode

Congrats?

At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.

I don't get the reference, however we have the miracle of taking a crap happening as I type.

POOsting in progress.

Record weight for you or the turd.?

His turd weighs more than him now?

:ROFL2

:sadyes

I don't remember the last turd I had but i would guess my whole portfolio weighs more than 85% of newborns

:biglol

No more talking shit about Alabamians killing each other over football games. Football = way more important than gumbo spices*

PS: he brought a knife to a knife fight and the other dude at first brought only a wooden board yet the one who first brought the knife still lost.

* the only consideration where it may be equal is in the state of Louisiana