How would your life be different?

I'd probably be dead :dog

This, we all would.

Just me, or everyone?

:aup Yolo, bitch! :ROFL2

Sweet recovery :lolthumb

Everyone!!!!

I would basically...

-get slapped about every 10 minutes
-get in a fight about 4 times a day
-get kicked off airplanes
-probably be in jail

Interesting, exciting, frightful, shorter?

Give examples of stuff you don't say, but could say. (the situation)

Hot woman asks "how are you doing today"

Me "doing alright, and how is your day?"

Her "doing fine, thank you!"


Your world

Her
Me "doin ok I guess, but would have a hell of a lot better day if you'd come over here and strip for me"


Only strip because I wouldn't cheat on Ashley....

In your world

"Yeah fucking right, id do anything and everything to her, fuck being faithful to one person the rest of my life!"

:lolthumb

Roughly 25% of my work emails would begin with, "are you fucking retarded?"

"That's okay"
"I understand"
"No, I don't mind"
...would be reduced by 95%.

I would have banged roughly 20x more chicks... and would probably have as many STDs as EB and GATOBATIT combined. I also would have been slapped about 10,000x more than I have.**

**considering this ratio, I should have just grown a beard and said whatever I thought :yes

Watching sports would be no different.

No doubt I'd be dead...you can't say whats on your mind.

If I did whats on my mind...a lot of people would be dead.

Most people in the World probably at some point would have been shot by me if possible.

And a lot of girls would have rode the dick because I see a hot and that's my thought. Fuck her.

i would be a much happier person

Hey now... I took my antibiotics I'm clean.... In 5-7 days :dog

Hurry! Fuck all the bitches you hate before it's too late!