Those filled with the spirit sing about me!

I'm so filled with spirits, you're gonna needa transfusion! :chewy

Drinks are fine, drunkenness is not!

Be careful my brother!

Don't quench your spirit!

Fan the flames of your spirit!

Jesus is alive! :shock :yes

Sitting at the right hand of our Father.

Ready to come back and start my 1000 year rein!

:? You will be on a horse?

Revelation 19:11-16

Christ on a White Horse

11 Now I saw heaven opened, and behold, a white horse. And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. 12 His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had[a] a name written that no one knew except Himself. 13 He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. 14 And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean,[b] followed Him on white horses. 15 Now out of His mouth goes a sharp[c] sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 16 And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written:

KING OF KINGS AND
LORD OF LORDS.

I have the keys to the gates of hell, death, and the grave with me right now!

If you believe in me you will be resurrected just like I was!

I'm building a mansion in the Kingdom of Heaven for you!

would smash

I hope you get anal raped jesus

:biglol you just admitted he exists :roasted

It's funny, the "religious" like to say when an event happens and people live they claim "it's a miracle!" When an event happens with tragic results they say it's "god's will." :biglol at the win win they portray. It's a joke, but they will do what they need to do to get a buck out of the weak minded.

I was thinking the same thing. I'd get her to worship my duck :yes

You have a tiny mallard

Let me guess, you like going around checking out men's junk :homo

No... But why did you bring that up? :thought :homo

:popcorn

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