The Real True Hollywood story:

[ericberry14]

Someone needs to write out a history of 20z to add to the op in this thread for context in case we ever get new posters

[JdPat04]

The amazing thing is he/we kept this for several weeks

[ericberry14]

Does this mean Apple actually does suck ass? :sigh

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

I'm not mad. I knew EXACTLY what I was doing. I knew if I sent you tit pics, you'd send me penis pics. You called me a fag. Unless you'd like your teeny weenie posted all over this shit, I suggest you come correct and take every fucking thing off here. NOW.

Boom! :biglol


Alright, so I just caught up on this thread and I have a few questions I want answered:

1. I want to know why Gurly would send you 1) tit pics and 2) all this 20oz intel when all you did is call her a 'faggot'?

2. Is the answer to #1 :aup simply b/c she is pissed at him for 1) breaking up with her and 2) mocking her on this site?

3. Why would she date a guy who's jobless, lives in a 1 bedroom pad fronted by his folks, acts like a complete douche on here 24/7, and is 31 going on 50 years old judging by his picture?

4. Has 20 posted since this thread began?

5. Is this some huge :trollface ? It's too good to be true tbh. :dog

[ericberry14]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

:thought

I want an answer to #3 above, b/c I can only come up with these assumptions that make any sense:

1. She has low self esteem

2. He was an old HS crush

3. He has a big donger she liked to ride

:thought

[JdPat04]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

:thought

I want an answer to #3 above, b/c I can only come up with these assumptions that make any sense:

1. She has low self esteem

2. He was an old HS crush

3. He has a big donger she liked to ride

:thought

From what I can tell

Low self esteem and desperation and that's not to insult her. She needed a solid place while getting her life worked out and his parents money was that.
She had feelings for him as I'm guessing he acted a little different in real life but I'm guessing he also made her have lower self esteem.


And I know a good bit about all of this

[semperfi4727]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

:thought

I want an answer to #3 above, b/c I can only come up with these assumptions that make any sense:

1. She has low self esteem

2. He was an old HS crush

3. He has a big donger she liked to ride

:thought

From what I can tell

Low self esteem and desperation

I was thinking that she was trying to punish daddy

[JdPat04]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

:thought

I want an answer to #3 above, b/c I can only come up with these assumptions that make any sense:

1. She has low self esteem

2. He was an old HS crush

3. He has a big donger she liked to ride

:thought

From what I can tell

Low self esteem and desperation

I was thinking that she was trying to punish daddy

I added to my op. However your assessment makes perfect sense

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

She pmed me Cuz she thought I was jd and then I asked if she was as hot as 20 claimed so she gave me her name for fb and when she saw me she wanted the D. Didn't hurt she was pissed at 20. He had the teeny weenie back then but now that I pissed her off its me with the teeny weenie. :sigh you know how chicks are

:thought

I want an answer to #3 above, b/c I can only come up with these assumptions that make any sense:

1. She has low self esteem

2. He was an old HS crush

3. He has a big donger she liked to ride

:thought

From what I can tell

Low self esteem and desperation

I was thinking that she was trying to punish daddy

:thought

[ericberry14]

How bad should I feel about this??

[Carr2Cooper]

While funny as fuck I'm skeptical because women lie when they are extremely butthurt

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

How bad should I feel about this??

That's yet to be determined :lol:

[Carr2Cooper]

Also tits or gtfo

[wsucougfan88]

Also tits or gtfo

Jd deleted them :facepalm

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

I just want to give a big Brady Hoke Clap to EB and all of this. What a fitting denouement to a brilliant posting career. :clap

I have to admit, of all the shit I pulled as King of Trolls, of all the shit Roetied pulled as King of Trolls, nothing quite matches up with this brilliant piece of work. What a masterpiece.

And I guess the old adage applies: You can't polish a turd. I'd go further and suffix this: If it smells like shit, it's probably shit, and that's exactly what 20OzBullbitch is. I'm still :ROFL2 over all this. Brilliant work. Brilliant :clap

but does it top jeffcat's masterpiece work with CC?

i dont know if jeffy will ever be topped :happyno

[FSUKW]

I just want to give a big Brady Hoke Clap to EB and all of this. What a fitting denouement to a brilliant posting career. :clap

I have to admit, of all the shit I pulled as King of Trolls, of all the shit Roetied pulled as King of Trolls, nothing quite matches up with this brilliant piece of work. What a masterpiece.

And I guess the old adage applies: You can't polish a turd. I'd go further and suffix this: If it smells like shit, it's probably shit, and that's exactly what 20OzBullbitch is. I'm still :ROFL2 over all this. Brilliant work. Brilliant :clap

but does it top jeffcat's masterpiece work with CC?

i dont know if jeffy will ever be topped :happyno

No!!

That was dumb compared to this.

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

His fake ex wife

So the real question is, is eb trying to hook up with gurley girl?

[JdPat04]

Also tits or gtfo

Jd deleted them :facepalm

Sure did and I'll delete them again and again and again.

1. I'll delete any NSFW pics posted of our posters unless those posters are posting them themselves.

2. EB agreed and wanted me to delete them as he already said he asked me to if you'd read

3. If he didn't want me to and begged me not to i still would've done it.

There's several reasons why. Yet the Christian is the most upset about it :crazy

[Carr2Cooper]

Also tits or gtfo

Jd deleted them :facepalm

Sure did and I'll delete them again and again and again.

1. I'll delete any NSFW pics posted of our posters unless those posters are posting them themselves.

2. EB agreed and wanted me to delete them as he already said he asked me to if you'd read

3. If he didn't want me to and begged me not to i still would've done it.

There's several reasons why. Yet the Christian is the most upset about it :crazy

Reasonable decision imo