Since beating Louisville and finishing the real season 13-0, FSU has
-been the first undefeated P5 team ever excluded from the fucking CFI
-had (one of) the most opt-outs in bowl history
-had the no-name benchwarmers get slaughtered by UGA in the Orange Bowl
-had to file for divorce from the ACC
-had to see all their 5-star targets sign elsewhere on ESD
-had all their 5-star recruits get downgraded at least one star almost immediately after committing to FSU
-had the most retarded fucking "NIL recruiting violations" because Coach Atkins drove a player to meet a booster/NIL member (Rising Spear) back in 2022 when NIL was just beginning. The player in question, Mims of UGA, didn't even go to FSU.
-is going to lose our fucking head coach to fucking Alabama

And that's not including losing our best player to a dirty play by North Alabama.

Why does Michigan get away with literal, systemic cheating and get to be crowned national champions* while FSU is getting fucking screwed for a free Uber trip in 2022? Why is Kirby Smart such a petty piece of shit (snitching faggot of the Uber trip)?

Why the fuck is there a conspiracy against FSU? What the fuck is going on?

Norvell isn’t being punished


(Only because he’s going to Bama :chewy)


Just kidding, I don’t think he’ll come.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:-is going to lose our fucking head coach to fucking Alabama

Seems odd that he would bring the 3rd Bama transfer to FSU today if he was planning on going to Bama.

Can they transfer back to Bama in the spring if he takes the job? :dunno

Death penalty for challenging the NCAA. :dog

Welcome to the club of getting screwed over by the NCAA for SEC bias. This club includes Miami, USC, and tOSU.

:4thumbs

Seriously, this shit is going on at Georgia but they're going to penalize us:
https://brobible.com/sports/article/geo ... -problems/
Basically the UGA coaches are driving recruits around DRUNK to "Coach Smarts [sic]" and killing them (death happened January 2023).

:wtf :ays I feel like a paranoid schizo with all this shit going on. They're definitely out to get FSU and I really don't understand why, other than Stan Wilcox being the worst fucking piece of shit FSU ever fucking hired.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Seriously, this shit is going on at Georgia but they're going to penalize us:
https://brobible.com/sports/article/geo ... -problems/
Basically the UGA coaches are driving recruits around DRUNK to "Coach Smarts [sic]" and killing them (death happened January 2023).

:wtf :ays I feel like a paranoid schizo with all this shit going on. They're definitely out to get FSU and I really don't understand why, other than Stan Wilcox being the worst fucking piece of shit FSU ever fucking hired.

Killing your own players doesn't give you a competitive advantage though... :justsayin

UGA did manage to kill Auburn TE Philip Lutzenkirchen, but not until a year after he graduated.

I blame this on the new logo and Turntle's murderers. Fuck Nike and Ricky Aguayo. :finger

Recruiting is an absolute shitshow. According to 247sports, Landen Thomas, a great recruit that was twice listed at #18 in the country, signed with FSU and has seen his ranking plummet. On 12/18, he was #87 in the country. On 1/22 without a single game played, he fell to #198. WTF? And he's not the only one: pretty much all of FSU's 5-star recruits were downgraded to 4-star or less after they committed to FSU. WTF are these fucktard assholes doing and why are they doing it? Do bagmen pay these fucking scouts, too?

FSU's recruiting class went from #9 at the end of ESD to 10, 11, and now 12. Fucking bullshit. Regardless of the fact that it "doesn't matter," I'd argue that it kind of does because these fucktard "eye tests" and everything else is being made up to actively harm FSU's reputation. WTF did FSU do?

I swear, these motherfucking shitstains... It's getting to the point where I don't know where to go for football news because they all fucking suck.

Good work! Luke Kromenhoek received his 5th star from On3. :clap