Since beating Louisville and finishing the real season 13-0, FSU has
-been the first undefeated P5 team ever excluded from the fucking CFI
-had (one of) the most opt-outs in bowl history
-had the no-name benchwarmers get slaughtered by UGA in the Orange Bowl
-had to file for divorce from the ACC
-had to see all their 5-star targets sign elsewhere on ESD
-had all their 5-star recruits get downgraded at least one star almost immediately after committing to FSU
-had the most retarded fucking "NIL recruiting violations" because Coach Atkins drove a player to meet a booster/NIL member (Rising Spear) back in 2022 when NIL was just beginning. The player in question, Mims of UGA, didn't even go to FSU.
-is going to lose our fucking head coach to fucking Alabama
And that's not including losing our best player to a dirty play by North Alabama.
Why does Michigan get away with literal, systemic cheating and get to be crowned national champions* while FSU is getting fucking screwed for a free Uber trip in 2022? Why is Kirby Smart such a petty piece of shit (snitching faggot of the Uber trip)?
Why the fuck is there a conspiracy against FSU? What the fuck is going on?