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tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby FlatEarth » January 1st, 2024, 3:45 pm

How fucking badly does Meatchicken get cooked on this day?

Georgia would skull fuck Michigan. Alabama is so fucking lucky the committee left us out over a 3 point “loss” when nothing went our way on that night.
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby CraigKressel » January 1st, 2024, 11:49 pm

Did Alabama prepare for this game with Ohio Stat's staff?
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby JdPat04 » January 2nd, 2024, 12:53 am

Our fans suck at making noise
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby JdPat04 » January 2nd, 2024, 4:17 am

Man…. Our fucking center is something else
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby CraigKressel » January 2nd, 2024, 4:20 am

JdPat04 wrote:Man…. Our fucking center is something else


Hey at least he blocks our Center and Guards didnt even touch the defenders half the game.
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby CraigKressel » January 2nd, 2024, 4:21 am

JdPat04 wrote:Our fans suck at making noise


Ohio State has that same issue, I think there is 2 problems. 1 the tickets are so expensive now only upper class people can afford them or choose to spend money on them.

The next problem is our fanbases are never happy with anything that isn't some blowout domination win so in any close game the fans are more disappointed than passionate.
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 2nd, 2024, 8:50 am

Bama didn't belong.
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 2nd, 2024, 4:59 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Bama didn't belong.


Michigan's special teams didn't belong either. They sucked about as much as possible. Bama just sucked more, as expected.

It was pretty funny watching Bama's 1st team put up 89 less yards of total offense in the first half than FSU's scout team. :dog

Final stats for Roll Tide QB - 116 passing yards, 0 TDs, 6 sacks, lost fumble.
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Re: tOFFICIAL: Michigan vs Alabama Thread

Postby CraigKressel » January 2nd, 2024, 7:43 pm

I feel like Saban is the luckiest person in football history by far. Going back he should have about 1-2 NCs instead of all of the NCs he has.

2003 USC should have been in the game instead of OU, I am confident USC beats LSU soundly
2009 Colt McCoy gets injured on the 1st drive and basically a 5-7 Texas team hangs with them still
2011 Oklahoma State should have been in the game they were like 5-5 vs top 25 teams and Alabama was 1-1 with no conference title
2012 Ohio State was on probation or would have been playing ND.
2014 They were gifted the 1 seed in hindsight looking at the schedule and everything honestly Ohio State should have been the 1 seed.
2015 The miracle play of Ole Miss vs Arkansas and MSU vs Michigan Punt puts them in the SEC CC or they would have been left out for Ohio State probably
2017 Should have been Ohio State or Wisconsin instead if the committee uses the same logic from this year or 2015 rankings or other rankings
2020 Deserved that NC but Ohio State gets Sermon hurt on the 1st play of the game, fields playing with bad ribs from a targeting vs Clemson and had 3 Dlinemen out with Covid that sacked Lawrence a bunch
2021 Miracle vs Auburn, if the guy falls down in bounds Auburn wins
2023 Miracle vs Auburn he was having a miracle vs Michigan too

Really the only NC that his team I felt like they truly earned was the 2020 during a bs covid season.
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