Tallahassee = Title Town 2023

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

FSU won the national title earlier and today FAMU won the HBCU national title 30-26 in the Celebration Bowl.

:fsu :champ :famu :champ
:respect

[ericberry14]

Lol you sound like butch jones :dog

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Lol you sound like butch jones :dog

13-0 (FSU) and 12-1 (FAMU, only loss to a higher-division opponent) are a bit different than 5-7.

I didn't make up the HBCU national title. It's weird that the SWAC and MEAC have their champions meet in the Celebration Bowl instead of going to the FCS playoffs, but it's been a thing for a long time. If dominoes keep falling like they are in the FBS, it will be something similar with the B10 and SEC breaking off and creating their own thing.

[ericberry14]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

[Muck FcDisney]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

[Muck FcDisney]

It's going to be interesting watching FSU's scout team offense in the bowl, though.

Once Coleman declares for the draft, FSU will have no one with more than 1 receiving TD and no one with more than 4 rushing TDs playing in the bowl.

If we put up 17 points (like Bama did against mighty USF), it will be a miracle.



Below is a comprehensive list of teams that failed to score at least 21 against USF:

Alabama
3-9 Charlotte

USF allowed an average of 35 ppg this year, including 59 against Memphis, 56 against 4-8 UAB and 56 against 4-8 FAU.

Even the aforementioned FAMU scored more against the mighty Bulls than Bama did.



"Bama is just better!" :imdumb -Kirk Herbstreit (5-11 career TD-INT ratio)

[ericberry14]

It's going to be interesting watching FSU's scout team offense in the bowl, though.

Once Coleman declares for the draft, FSU will have no one with more than 1 receiving TD and no one with more than 4 rushing TDs playing in the bowl.

If we put up 17 points (like Bama did against mighty USF), it will be a miracle.



Below is a comprehensive list of teams that failed to score at least 21 against USF:

Alabama
3-9 Charlotte

USF allowed an average of 35 ppg this year, including 59 against Memphis, 56 against 4-8 UAB and 56 against 4-8 FAU.

Even the aforementioned FAMU scored more against the mighty Bulls than Bama did.



"Bama is just better!" :imdumb -Kirk Herbstreit (5-11 career TD-INT ratio)

Our entire secondary entered the portal lol

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

It's going to be interesting watching FSU's scout team offense in the bowl, though.

Once Coleman declares for the draft, FSU will have no one with more than 1 receiving TD and no one with more than 4 rushing TDs playing in the bowl.

If we put up 17 points (like Bama did against mighty USF), it will be a miracle.



Below is a comprehensive list of teams that failed to score at least 21 against USF:

Alabama
3-9 Charlotte

USF allowed an average of 35 ppg this year, including 59 against Memphis, 56 against 4-8 UAB and 56 against 4-8 FAU.

Even the aforementioned FAMU scored more against the mighty Bulls than Bama did.
"Bama is just better!" :imdumb -Kirk Herbstreit (5-11 career TD-INT ratio)

Our entire secondary entered the portal lol

Damn... Luckily Tenn is playing Iowa and even their starters can't realistically score more than 20 points a game.

UGA is losing a ton of players to the portal, too, but I have a feeling their backups are more talented than FSU's considering they've had years to build depth under Kirby while Norvell has been using the portal a ton to get starting CFB or NFL talent after the burnout and scrub coaches FSU went through.

It's still funny to point and laugh about how UF scored one measly TD against Charlotte. 22 points, 5 FGs, 1 TD at home in a pay game. And there is still a contingent of Flarduh fans that actually think Napier is the answer.

"Bama is just better!" :imdumb -Kirk Herbstreit (5-11 career TD-INT ratio)

I found it pretty funny that Herbstreit had a total meltdown on Twitter because someone complimented his dog and then complained about how FSU should be in the CFI. And I believe this was after the dumb shit posted how Pittsburgh was playing New England in a "great game" with backup QBs. Bitch should have deleted his Twitter account at least. Dumb fucks in their ESPN echo chamber had no earthly idea how badly the committee's decision would be received. I think all the celebrities singing "Imagine" during the first month of COVID went over better, only the celebrities thinking that was a good idea are significantly more intelligent than 98% of Bama fans.

[Muck FcDisney]

Our entire secondary entered the portal lol

Iowa can't throw the ball more than 10 yards anyway... and their WRs all run a 4.7 40. I'd use a 7-4-0 defense against them. :rockin

[Muck FcDisney]

FSU's top receivers not playing in the bowl game:

K. Coleman - 50 Rec, 658 yds, 11 TD
J. Wilson - 41 Rec, 617 yds, 2 TD
J. Bell (TE) - 39 Rec, 503 yds, 2 TD
T. Benson (RB) - 20 Rec, 227 yds, 1 TD
M. Douglas (TE) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 2 TD
R. Hill (RB) - 5 Rec, 83 yds, 0 TD
Total - 166 rec, 2224 yds, 18 TD

FSU's top receivers playing in the bowl game:

K. Morlock (TE) - 19 Rec, 255 yds, 0 TD
J. Douglas - 12 Rec, 230 yds, 0 TD
L. Toafili (RB) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 1 TD
D. Williamson - 7 Rec, 89 yds, 1 TD
D. Hill - 6 Rec, 87 yds, 0 TD
H. Williams - 4 Rec, 71 yds, 1 TD
Total - 69 Rec, 868 yds, 3 TD

:surrender

[JdPat04]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

[FSUKW]

FSU's top receivers not playing in the bowl game:

K. Coleman - 50 Rec, 658 yds, 11 TD
J. Wilson - 41 Rec, 617 yds, 2 TD
J. Bell (TE) - 39 Rec, 503 yds, 2 TD
T. Benson (RB) - 20 Rec, 227 yds, 1 TD
M. Douglas (TE) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 2 TD
R. Hill (RB) - 5 Rec, 83 yds, 0 TD
Total - 166 rec, 2224 yds, 18 TD

FSU's top receivers playing in the bowl game:

K. Morlock (TE) - 19 Rec, 255 yds, 0 TD
J. Douglas - 12 Rec, 230 yds, 0 TD
L. Toafili (RB) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 1 TD
D. Williamson - 7 Rec, 89 yds, 1 TD
D. Hill - 6 Rec, 87 yds, 0 TD
H. Williams - 4 Rec, 71 yds, 1 TD
Total - 69 Rec, 868 yds, 3 TD

:surrender

Can’t tell exactly but looks like not a single NFL bound Dawg is opting out of the Orange Bowl for NFL. Meanwhile we have about 10 or 12 sitting out. Kirby about to make a very stupid statement. Part of me hopes about 6 to 10 ACL’s are torn on Kirby’s roster that night but I’m not like that.

[FSUKW]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Whatever happens with BAMA it will forever be the asterisk playoffs. I normally like BAMA but fuck BAMA, fuck Boo Corrigan, Fuck SEC, fuck ESPN, fuck Kirk Fagstreit, fuck Your Sesame Street watching SEC Commissioner.

[Muck FcDisney]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Did Liberty beat NMSU by at least 2 TDs... twice? Yes or no.
Did NMSU beat Barn by 3 TDs? Yes or no.
Did the SECt champs need a miracle and uncalled OPI to beat NMSU's bitch? Yes or no.
Did Fresno St beat NMSU by 4 TDs? Yes or no.
Would Bama make the CUSA championship if they played as well against Liberty and NMSU as they did against USF, A&M, Arkansas, or Auburn? I can answer that for you: :nuhuh

The only thing that's asinine is putting a couple of losers in the playoffs over an undefeated P5 conference champion.

[Muck FcDisney]

FSU's top receivers not playing in the bowl game:

K. Coleman - 50 Rec, 658 yds, 11 TD
J. Wilson - 41 Rec, 617 yds, 2 TD
J. Bell (TE) - 39 Rec, 503 yds, 2 TD
T. Benson (RB) - 20 Rec, 227 yds, 1 TD
M. Douglas (TE) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 2 TD
R. Hill (RB) - 5 Rec, 83 yds, 0 TD
Total - 166 rec, 2224 yds, 18 TD

FSU's top receivers playing in the bowl game:

K. Morlock (TE) - 19 Rec, 255 yds, 0 TD
J. Douglas - 12 Rec, 230 yds, 0 TD
L. Toafili (RB) - 11 Rec, 136 yds, 1 TD
D. Williamson - 7 Rec, 89 yds, 1 TD
D. Hill - 6 Rec, 87 yds, 0 TD
H. Williams - 4 Rec, 71 yds, 1 TD
Total - 69 Rec, 868 yds, 3 TD

:surrender

Can’t tell exactly but looks like not a single NFL bound Dawg is opting out of the Orange Bowl for NFL. Meanwhile we have about 10 or 12 sitting out. Kirby about to make a very stupid statement. Part of me hopes about 6 to 10 ACL’s are torn on Kirby’s roster that night but I’m not like that.

QB1 - Out
QB2 - Out
QB4 - Out
Note: No QB on roster has a career TD pass

WR1 - Out
WR2 - Out (also one of the better punt returners in the country)
Note: No WR on roster has more than 12 rec this season

RB1 - Out
RB2 - Out
RB3 - Out
RB5 - Out
Note: RB4 and RB6 have a combined 27 carries this season

TE1 - Out
TE3 - Out
Note: TE2 is our leading receiver going into the bowl... with 19 receptions (less than 1.5 per game) on the season.

This is a scout team offense. I will be shocked if FSU scores more than 3 points in the first 55 minutes.

I'm thinking 31-3 at halftime. 48-6 final. And this is with UGA playing their 2nd/3rd string all of the 2nd half. :surrender

[JdPat04]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Whatever happens with BAMA it will forever be the asterisk playoffs. I normally like BAMA but fuck BAMA, fuck Boo Corrigan, Fuck SEC, fuck ESPN, fuck Kirk Fagstreit, fuck Your Sesame Street watching SEC Commissioner.

Root against Bama, but hating them for winning is crazy. They didn’t pay anybody off, they didn’t do anything illegal, they won and the committee and espn got them in. Bama did nothing nefarious to warrant hatred. ( not that I care ultimately if anybody and everybody hates Bama, just having a discussion)

Again I would definitely be rooting against Bama if I wasn’t a fan of Bama, but I wouldn’t say I hated them for it. Hate the committee and hate espn. Even the commissioner did his job which is fight for his conference, and hopefully he’ll be fighting for FSU soon.

[JdPat04]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Did Liberty beat NMSU by at least 2 TDs... twice? Yes or no.
Did NMSU beat Barn by 3 TDs? Yes or no.
Did the SECt champs need a miracle and uncalled OPI to beat NMSU's bitch? Yes or no.
Did Fresno St beat NMSU by 4 TDs? Yes or no.
Would Bama make the CUSA championship if they played as well against Liberty and NMSU as they did against USF, A&M, Arkansas, or Auburn? I can answer that for you: :nuhuh

The only thing that's asinine is putting a couple of losers in the playoffs over an undefeated P5 conference champion.

Yeah we would make the conference championship. Auburn played up to Bama like they most normally do. Judging us from a close game with auburn in Jordan hare is asinine.

[Muck FcDisney]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Did Liberty beat NMSU by at least 2 TDs... twice? Yes or no.
Did NMSU beat Barn by 3 TDs? Yes or no.
Did the SECt champs need a miracle and uncalled OPI to beat NMSU's bitch? Yes or no.
Did Fresno St beat NMSU by 4 TDs? Yes or no.
Would Bama make the CUSA championship if they played as well against Liberty and NMSU as they did against USF, A&M, Arkansas, or Auburn? I can answer that for you: :nuhuh

The only thing that's asinine is putting a couple of losers in the playoffs over an undefeated P5 conference champion.

Yeah we would make the conference championship. Auburn played up to Bama like they most normally do. Judging us from a close game with auburn in Jordan hare is asinine.

Not just (6-6) Auburn, but also (4-8) Arkansas (AT HOME), (7-6) USF, and (7-6) Texas A&M. Oh, and that big, fat double-digit LOSS (AT HOME) as well.

[JdPat04]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Did Liberty beat NMSU by at least 2 TDs... twice? Yes or no.
Did NMSU beat Barn by 3 TDs? Yes or no.
Did the SECt champs need a miracle and uncalled OPI to beat NMSU's bitch? Yes or no.
Did Fresno St beat NMSU by 4 TDs? Yes or no.
Would Bama make the CUSA championship if they played as well against Liberty and NMSU as they did against USF, A&M, Arkansas, or Auburn? I can answer that for you: :nuhuh

The only thing that's asinine is putting a couple of losers in the playoffs over an undefeated P5 conference champion.

Yeah we would make the conference championship. Auburn played up to Bama like they most normally do. Judging us from a close game with auburn in Jordan hare is asinine.

Not just (6-6) Auburn, but also (4-8) Arkansas (AT HOME), (7-6) USF, and (7-6) Texas A&M. Oh, and that big, fat double-digit LOSS (AT HOME) as well.

Still would’ve won CUSA championship :biglol

[Muck FcDisney]

Unfortunately this year Tuscaloosa will bring home the only natty that matters :sadyes

Liberty >>>>>>>>>> New Mexico St >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6-6 Auburn = Bama

Bama's not even good enough to play for the Conference USA championship. :ROFL

Even Fresno St smoked the de facto SECt Champs. :champ

Didn’t expect asinine comments like this from Muck, but here we are

Did Liberty beat NMSU by at least 2 TDs... twice? Yes or no.
Did NMSU beat Barn by 3 TDs? Yes or no.
Did the SECt champs need a miracle and uncalled OPI to beat NMSU's bitch? Yes or no.
Did Fresno St beat NMSU by 4 TDs? Yes or no.
Would Bama make the CUSA championship if they played as well against Liberty and NMSU as they did against USF, A&M, Arkansas, or Auburn? I can answer that for you: :nuhuh

The only thing that's asinine is putting a couple of losers in the playoffs over an undefeated P5 conference champion.

Yeah we would make the conference championship. Auburn played up to Bama like they most normally do. Judging us from a close game with auburn in Jordan hare is asinine.

Not just (6-6) Auburn, but also (4-8) Arkansas (AT HOME), (7-6) USF, and (7-6) Texas A&M. Oh, and that big, fat double-digit LOSS (AT HOME) as well.

Still would’ve won CUSA championship :biglol

If you lost to NMSU and Liberty, I'm not sure how you plan on winning a championship you don't play in. :dunno

Being Bama, I suppose you could still claim the championship. :lolthumb