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My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 29th, 2023, 11:05 am

M.I.A. doesn't have a scholarship QB left and the coaching staff is begging Jacurri Brown to play in their bowl game.

Seriously, they just have a bunch of walk-ons left at QB because Van Dyke and Brown are transferring and Emory Williams is hurt.
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby bigbluebazooka » December 1st, 2023, 11:34 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:M.I.A. doesn't have a scholarship QB left and the coaching staff is begging Jacurri Brown to play in their bowl game.

Seriously, they just have a bunch of walk-ons left at QB because Van Dyke and Brown are transferring and Emory Williams is hurt.

How’s your QB situation for your bowl game or ACC title game?
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » December 2nd, 2023, 6:56 am

bigbluebazooka wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:M.I.A. doesn't have a scholarship QB left and the coaching staff is begging Jacurri Brown to play in their bowl game.

Seriously, they just have a bunch of walk-ons left at QB because Van Dyke and Brown are transferring and Emory Williams is hurt.

How’s your QB situation for your bowl game or ACC title game?

For Louisville:
Travis: Out
Rodemaker: Questionable
Glenn: Good
Duffy: Good
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 7th, 2024, 7:33 pm

M.I.A. offered Tate Rodemaker and he turned them down to go to Southern Miss. Good choice.
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 8th, 2024, 8:39 pm

Reese Poffenbarger, who I'll call Reginald Pooftah ( https://yewtu.be/watch?v=JMNyDtib6Y4 ) from now on, committed to M.I.A.

He is a former FCS QB whose team Albany lost 59-0 in their last game in the FCS playoffs. Pooftah was 30 of 44 for 232 yards with three interceptions. He was also the leading rusher for Albany with 28 yards. :dog
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 9th, 2024, 6:44 pm

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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby ericberry14 » January 10th, 2024, 12:13 am

bigbluebazooka wrote:I hope we recruit this guy :lol:

https://247sports.com/Player/noah-knigga-46146244/

Shiiiiiiit
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 14th, 2024, 10:59 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:M.I.A. offered Tate Rodemaker and he turned them down to go to Southern Miss. Good choice.

Let me know when you’re done throwing shit against the wall hoping something sticks.

Looks like we just got a QB who was about to enter the nfl draft while your transfer QB couldn’t hack it at Clemson. Good luck. And correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t one of the top DTs in the country flip to Miami from FSU? Can’t say I blame him. I’m looking forward to this defensive line being coached by hall of famer Jason Taylor. :D
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 14th, 2024, 7:35 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:M.I.A. offered Tate Rodemaker and he turned them down to go to Southern Miss. Good choice.

Let me know when you're done throwing shit against the wall hoping something sticks.

That's what I heard. Cry about it some more. :lolthumb
Looks like we just got a QB who was about to enter the nfl draft while your transfer QB couldn't hack it at Clemson. Good luck. And correct me if I'm wrong but didn't one of the top DTs in the country flip to Miami from FSU? Can't say I blame him. I'm looking forward to this defensive line being coached by hall of famer Jason Taylor. :D

Ward is a head case from a 5-7 team. He was going to the NFL for two weeks before announcing he was going to M.I.A. He definitely wants to be the big fish in a little pond. I'm sure Cristobal won't waste him like he did Herbert. Cristobal learned from not taking a knee in Oregon, right? :dog

Speaking of waste, Blount is just going to waste his talent on one of the most underperforming programs in the country with arguably the worst coach in the country, especially considering 7-6 and losing to Rutgers was actually an improvement for M.I.A. There's a reason Norvell got a raise while Cristobal and Napier were completely safe while Alabama was looking for a new coach. :biglol

Speaking of coaches, I'm sure the Jason Taylor, who went on Dancing with the Stars before coaching, is a great one. He was a "defensive analyst" last year. Playing well automatically means you can coach, right? Nick Saban had a great NFL career and coached just like Deion Sanders at DBU Colorado! Their defense, especially secondary, is so good they lost to Stanford with a 29-point lead!

Clemson was far better with Uiagalelei than without him. Fans wanted him back, especially when they were so bad that they lost to M.I.A. I'm sure you remember the beating M.I.A. took the last time they lost to Clemson. Wasn't it 40-10 in Miami? DJU absolutely shredded M.I.A. :dog
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 14th, 2024, 9:00 pm

I remember 63-3. :ROFL
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 15th, 2024, 4:33 am

bigbluebazooka wrote:I remember 63-3. :ROFL

FSU could lose 100-3 to UGA and it still wouldn't be as embarrassing as losing to Rutgers.
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 15th, 2024, 2:45 pm

Ward is good enough to keep Miami above .500 for one more year, I'll give him that. :lolthumb

And while Miami can buy a few players here and there, it's not enough to make them relevant again. :no

Portal review time!
4/5-star players in, 2024:
FSU - 9
Miami - 1

4/5-star players out, 2024:
FSU - 1
Miami - 6

Good players flock to good teams. Good players leave shit teams.
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 15th, 2024, 5:06 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:Ward is good enough to keep Miami above .500 for one more year, I'll give him that. :lolthumb

And while Miami can buy a few players here and there, it's not enough to make them relevant again. :no

Portal review time!
4/5-star players in, 2024:
FSU - 9
Miami - 1

4/5-star players out, 2024:
FSU - 1
Miami - 6

Good players flock to good teams. Good players leave shit teams.


All your good players quit on you and you got beat down by 60 points. Why would anyone believe you’ll win more than 5 games next year. The refs? And you lost a very good QB which won’t be easy to replace.

And I agree good players leave shit teams. Like that 5 star DT that left FSU for Miami. :lol:
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 15th, 2024, 7:40 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:...your scout team got beat down by 60 points in a meaningless exhibition game that no one cared about.

FTFY

bigbluebazooka wrote:Why would anyone believe you’ll win more than 5 games next year.

Because they're not retarded? :dunno

bigbluebazooka wrote:The refs?

:biglol @ :eb

bigbluebazooka wrote:And you lost a very good QB which won’t be easy to replace.

He was ready to quit football when he arrived in Tally. It's amazing the difference good coaching makes. :yes

bigbluebazooka wrote:And I agree good players leave shit teams. Like that 5 star DT that left FSU for Miami. :lol:

That DT was never at FSU to leave. And regarding good players coming and going, see below (again... though I added 'croots this time):

4/5-star players in, 2024:
FSU - 24
Miami - 14

4/5-star players out, 2024:
FSU - 1
Miami - 6

BTW, this you? :lol:
bigbluebazooka wrote: :biglol Why do I still root for this shitty ass team? :facepalm

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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 16th, 2024, 12:53 am

Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:Why would anyone believe you'll win more than 5 games next year.

Because they're not retarded? :dunno

:biglol :biglol :biglol
Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:The refs?

:biglol @ :eb

I still can't believe anyone thinks the refs are doing FSU any favors. You have to be retarded to think the refs are helping FSU.
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 16th, 2024, 3:08 pm

Update (and added Floriduh and Clemson):

4/5-star players in, 2024:
FSU - 25
Miami - 14
Florida - 13
Clemson - 13

4/5-star players out, 2024:
FSU - 1
Clemson - 2
Florida - 3
Miami - 6

Net gain:
FSU - 24
Clemson - 11
Florida - 10
Miami - 8

:bringit
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby FSUKW » January 16th, 2024, 3:39 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:Why would anyone believe you’ll win more than 5 games next year.


For fucks sake, do you even watch football or follow recruiting? I am dumber for having logged in to read and reply to this ill thought out comment!!!!
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby ericberry14 » January 16th, 2024, 4:34 pm

Y’all are both lucky you play in a conference with a bunch of shit schools. There are 7 schools in the SEC that would probably win the ACC next year and finish no worse than 2nd. Conference expansion is fucking bullshit
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 16th, 2024, 6:57 pm

ericberry14 wrote:Y’all are both lucky you play in a conference with a bunch of shit schools. There are 7 schools in the SEC that would probably win the ACC next year and finish no worse than 2nd.

:ROFL

Your conference champion was 0-2 OOC against P5 opponents and struggled mightily against a 6-loss American Athletic Conference opponent. Roydell Williams (now at FSU) accounted for about half of Bama's offense in that game.

ericberry14 wrote:Conference expansion is fucking bullshit

Always has been, always will be. :sadyes
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Re: My five rangz for a QB

Postby ericberry14 » January 16th, 2024, 7:06 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Y’all are both lucky you play in a conference with a bunch of shit schools. There are 7 schools in the SEC that would probably win the ACC next year and finish no worse than 2nd.

:ROFL

Your conference champion was 0-2 OOC against P5 opponents and struggled mightily against a 6-loss American Athletic Conference opponent. Roydell Williams (now at FSU) accounted for about half of Bama's offense in that game.

ericberry14 wrote:Conference expansion is fucking bullshit

Always has been, always will be. :sadyes

Deflection. You know what I said is true
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