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UF sucks

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 9th, 2023, 1:24 pm

2023 is looking like a bad sequel to 2013 for UFelon.
-Rashada unenrolls because a shady, unfulfilled NIL deal and goes to Arizona State.
-UFelon gets Mertz as their best QB. :biglol
-UFelon gets absolutely bounced by Utah's benchwarmers 24-11 (and the score was way closer than the actual game).
-Former UFelon Gervon Dexter files a lawsuit because UF's NIL "Big League Advanced Fund" gave him $400,000 in exchange for 15% of his pre-tax NFL earnings for the next 25 years (his entire career and then some). That's going to be probably in the tens of millions. That is some swamp scum if I've ever seen it and the reason for this thread.

Will UFelon beat McNeese State? Probably, but no one would be surprised if they didn't.
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Re: UF sucks

Postby ericberry14 » September 9th, 2023, 2:07 pm

Go Gata
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Re: UF sucks

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » November 13th, 2023, 12:22 am

UF is looking to be in dire straits right now. They lost to LSU last night, lost a recruit during the game and then lost another recruit to :texas this afternoon.

:rockin :texas :fsu

:biglol @ :florida

EDIT: Fun fact: After Arkansas beat UF 39-36 in Gainesville, they went and lost 48-10 against 6-4 Auburn. :biglol
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