2023 Week 1 Review

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1. Georgia won, struggled in the first half against a middle school team.
2. Alabama won convincingly.
3. FSU beat the brakes off former-#5 LSU and both fanbases are melting down in opposite ways.
4. Ohio State looked unimpressive in a win over Indiana.
5. Michigan beat another cupcake without its head coach.
6. Nebraska lost another close game. Their offense is not fun.
7. Colorado beat TCU (FML)
8. Texas beat Rice decently.
9. Duke beat Clemson 28-7. Clemson had so many turnovers. 4 red zone trips, two fumbles, 1 TD, and a blocked FG.
10. M.I.A. beat Miami by 40 or something.
11. Tennessee had a decent final score against UVA.
12. Last and least, UF got absolutely devastated by Utah's backups.

Poll predictions? Reactions? Things you got right? Things you got wrong?

-I'm thinking FSU should be #5 or #4 in the country, but I don't expect it because pollsters are fucking retards.
-M.I.A. didn't look terrible.
-UF did look terrible.
-Drake Maye is overrated.
-FSU should go 12-0 as of right now and our hardest game may be Duke or M.I.A.
-I hate Colorado for winning and TCU for losing.
-I can't tell if UGA is legit or not.
-Two massive upsets (if you picked LSU) to end the weekend that had both underdogs winning by 21 points.
-FSU started 2013 #8 in the country and beat a Top 5 Tiger team to announce their return. 2023 so far has started the same way.
-Is 2023 a mixing of 2013 and 2007? I don't know, but it looks to be a ton of fun.

[frazier9495]

Week 1 Review: Pain

[Muck FcDisney]

LOL @ Clemson and UF :biglol

LOLorado (+whatever the spread was) was my top pick for the week, so I got that right. Also figured that clown of an OC would hold UGA back.
Figured FSU-LSU would be a one score game and that Clemson would beat Dook by 21+, so... :dunno

I'm guessing FSU moves up to #4 and LSU drops to #10. If LSU beat FSU 45-24, they'd be at #3 and FSU would drop to #20. SEC, SEC, SEC.

[FlatEarth]

1. Georgia won, struggled in the first half against a middle school team.
2. Alabama won convincingly.
3. FSU beat the brakes off former-#5 LSU and both fanbases are melting down in opposite ways.
4. Ohio State looked unimpressive in a win over Indiana.
5. Michigan beat another cupcake without its head coach.
6. Nebraska lost another close game. Their offense is not fun.
7. Colorado beat TCU (FML)
8. Texas beat Rice decently.
9. Duke beat Clemson 28-7. Clemson had so many turnovers. 4 red zone trips, two fumbles, 1 TD, and a blocked FG.
10. M.I.A. beat Miami by 40 or something.
11. Tennessee had a decent final score against UVA.
12. Last and least, UF got absolutely devastated by Utah's backups.

Poll predictions? Reactions? Things you got right? Things you got wrong?

-I'm thinking FSU should be #5 or #4 in the country, but I don't expect it because pollsters are fucking retards.
-M.I.A. didn't look terrible.
-UF did look terrible.
-Drake Maye is overrated.
-FSU should go 12-0 as of right now and our hardest game may be Duke or M.I.A.
-I hate Colorado for winning and TCU for losing.
-I can't tell if UGA is legit or not.
-Two massive upsets (if you picked LSU) to end the weekend that had both underdogs winning by 21 points.
-FSU started 2013 #8 in the country and beat a Top 5 Tiger team to announce their return. 2023 so far has started the same way.
-Is 2023 a mixing of 2013 and 2007? I don't know, but it looks to be a ton of fun.

Pretty spot on. Outside of using "struggled" against a middle school team. Completely inaccurate, but I'll allow it.

[ericberry14]

Joe Milton can throw a football 90 fucking yards uncle Rico

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Week 1 Review: Pain

FSU started 2021 0-4 and 2 years ago this week lost to an FCS school for the first time ever. At least Nebraska lost to an FBS team. Minnesota finished 9-4 last year, too, so they might be a pretty darn good team this year, too.

As it stands, I have Nebraska as a 6-6 or 7-5 team.

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Week 1 Review: Pain

Rhule is a fucking fool. I was looking up Chubba Purdy because he was honestly excellent backup for FSU.

One of his best games is statistically one of his worst. Go look at the 4th quarter of 2020 FSU/Louisville game. He went 0-9. Almost every single pass was right on the money. Our WRs just dropped every pass he threw. It was driving me nuts, but he wasn't the problem.

There is no way that Sims is a better QB than Chubba Purdy. No way.