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Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 5th, 2023, 11:24 am

I mean I've been slowly souring on him for years, but CBS Sports is one of the few sites I actually use to track football (see username).

Chip Patterson wrote:Florida State

Over/Under 7 wins (-130/+100)
* Wins: Duquesne, Boston College, Wake Forest, Georgia Tech, at Syracuse, Louisiana, Florida
* Losses: LSU, at Louisville, at NC State, Clemson, at Miami

Analysis: This is exactly what Mike Norvell needs for his year-three schedule draw, catching a handful of winnable and toss-up games at home. If Tallahassee rallies behind this team and those games are wins, then the Seminoles are bowling and we've seen another year of improvement. But this is a tough schedule even with those winnable games taking place at home, and there are no surefire wins after the Week 0 opener against Duquesne. Those last two home games against reigning Sun Belt champion Louisiana and rival Florida are huge for this win total, so while I'm officially projecting a push I'd lean under if I had to take a side.

Pick: Push -- lean Under 7 (+100)

https://www.cbssports.com/college-footb ... o-the-top/

Chip Patterson wrote:While the oddsmakers have adjusted Florida's rating to take all the absences into consideration, I'm siding with the SEC talent and an explosive rushing attack that should still be in place with Johnson and Etienne on the field. Oregon State may hang on for a victory, but I think Florida will be able to move the ball enough to keep it close.
Prediction: Florida +10


Chip Patterson wrote:ACC Standings prediction
1. Clemson
2. NC State
3. Wake Forest
4. Boston College
5. Louisville
6. Florida State

https://www.cbssports.com/college-footb ... edictions/
Nobody from CBS but Patterson had FSU lower than 5th.

Dunce of the Year: Dennis Dodd predicted M.I.A. would win the ACC in 2022.

What sports journalists grind your gears?
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FSUKW » February 5th, 2023, 9:49 pm

Are you bored?

Who cares what he said about 2022? LOL.
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 6th, 2023, 8:04 pm

FSUKW wrote:Are you bored?

Who cares what he said about 2022? LOL.

Why do you care about a Chinese balloon?
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FSUKW » February 7th, 2023, 12:37 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:Are you bored?

Who cares what he said about 2022? LOL.

Why do you care about a Chinese balloon?


The balloon is still in the news. The nation has moved on from 2022 pre season college rankings. Those links are 8 months old. JMO!
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FSUKW » February 7th, 2023, 12:39 am

Hey, at least it’s college football talk. My apologies. LoL
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 7th, 2023, 1:28 am

FSUKW wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:Are you bored?

Who cares what he said about 2022? LOL.

Why do you care about a Chinese balloon?


The balloon is still in the news.

So is Chip Patterson. Those are just recent examples of him being an idiot. It's not like he got a brain transplant in the last 8 months. He's a sportswriter and it's kind of hard to gauge season predictions until the season is over. When you search FSU football in the news, some of his articles may show up.

If you want to avoid talk about the 2022 CFB season, I recommend you stay far away from the CFB board for the next ~7 months. Even then, people will still be talking about the 2022 season and results.
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FSUKW » February 7th, 2023, 2:39 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:Are you bored?

Who cares what he said about 2022? LOL.

Why do you care about a Chinese balloon?


The balloon is still in the news.

So is Chip Patterson. Those are just recent examples of him being an idiot. It's not like he got a brain transplant in the last 8 months. He's a sportswriter and it's kind of hard to gauge season predictions until the season is over. When you search FSU football in the news, some of his articles may show up.

If you want to avoid talk about the 2022 CFB season, I recommend you stay far away from the CFB board for the next ~7 months. Even then, people will still be talking about the 2022 season and results.


True!

I will not be discussing pre season 2022 ACC rankings ever again.
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 7th, 2023, 12:26 pm

Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FSUKW » February 7th, 2023, 12:34 pm

ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 7th, 2023, 12:43 pm

FSUKW wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.

Tennessee would have too….
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 10th, 2023, 4:46 am

ericberry14 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.

Tennessee would have too….

I guess it depends on whether Tennessee would have had to play South Carolina and/or Georgia from the East.

I'm not sure about the ACC claim, either. You needed 2OT and ref help to beat PITT! Pitt couldn't even beat 5-7 Georgia Tech, nor did they win the pathetic Coastal division this season. How many SEC teams took Tennessee to OT?
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 10th, 2023, 12:30 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.

Tennessee would have too….

I guess it depends on whether Tennessee would have had to play South Carolina and/or Georgia from the East.

I'm not sure about the ACC claim, either. You needed 2OT and ref help to beat PITT! Pitt couldn't even beat 5-7 Georgia Tech, nor did they win the pathetic Coastal division this season. How many SEC teams took Tennessee to OT?

Well we destroyed your conference champ with a bunch of backups so I really don’t give a fuck what you think about it lol
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 12th, 2023, 2:12 pm

ericberry14 wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.

Tennessee would have too....

I guess it depends on whether Tennessee would have had to play South Carolina and/or Georgia from the East.

I'm not sure about the ACC claim, either. You needed 2OT and ref help to beat PITT! Pitt couldn't even beat 5-7 Georgia Tech, nor did they win the pathetic Coastal division this season. How many SEC teams took Tennessee to OT?

Well we destroyed your conference champ with a bunch of backups so I really don't give a fuck what you think about it lol

I guess Clemson didn't have any players sitting out, either. Tennessee has better backups! Amazing!

When's the last time Tennessee even won the SEC East? I mean outside of 2022, the consensus is the SEC East is a joke and in strong contention with the ACC Coastal as the worst P5 division. FSU beat the shit out of the SEC East champs twice in a row in the last decade. But congrats on finally beating Alabama and then getting absolutely humiliated by UGA and South Carolina. That's what's considered a great season at Tennessee now. :dog
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 12th, 2023, 2:39 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Tennessee would have won the ACC if they were in that weak ass conference


And FSU would have won the SEC West. :ROFL2

2-0 against your superior conference.

Tennessee would have too....

I guess it depends on whether Tennessee would have had to play South Carolina and/or Georgia from the East.

I'm not sure about the ACC claim, either. You needed 2OT and ref help to beat PITT! Pitt couldn't even beat 5-7 Georgia Tech, nor did they win the pathetic Coastal division this season. How many SEC teams took Tennessee to OT?

Well we destroyed your conference champ with a bunch of backups so I really don't give a fuck what you think about it lol

I guess Clemson didn't have any players sitting out, either. Tennessee has better backups! Amazing!

When's the last time Tennessee even won the SEC East? I mean outside of 2022, the consensus is the SEC East is a joke and in strong contention with the ACC Coastal as the worst P5 division. FSU beat the shit out of the SEC East champs twice in a row in the last decade. But congrats on finally beating Alabama and then getting absolutely humiliated by UGA and South Carolina. That's what's considered a great season at Tennessee now. :dog


Must be rough to be worse than such a terrible Tennessee team lol
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 14th, 2023, 5:51 am

ericberry14 wrote:Must be rough to be worse than such a terrible Tennessee team lol

"Worse." FSU was "worse" than LSU and M.I.A. going into the season, too.
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 14th, 2023, 2:25 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Must be rough to be worse than such a terrible Tennessee team lol

"Worse." FSU was "worse" than LSU and M.I.A. going into the season, too.

Who had the better season? In the tougher conference. Just stop already
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » February 14th, 2023, 8:37 pm

ericberry14 wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:Must be rough to be worse than such a terrible Tennessee team lol

"Worse." FSU was "worse" than LSU and M.I.A. going into the season, too.

Who had the better season? In the tougher conference. Just stop already

Obviously FSU. FSU did better against the SEC than the ACC. :dog

Tennessee needed ref interference just to beat Pitt! 27 points in four quarters against an ACC Coastal also-ran. 52 points in 4 quarters against the mighty Alabama Crimson Tide. You're lucky most of the teams Tennessee played didn't have a defense. :biglol
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Re: Chip Patterson is a faggot

Postby ericberry14 » February 15th, 2023, 10:03 am

Congrats on your cheezit bowl win :dog dumbass
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