Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century - WEEK 12

[Muck FcDisney]

40-42-2 :facepalm

I'm so confident after last week I decided to make 20 picks. :pimp

Tulane (-3) vs SMU - Seems way too low.
SMU @ Tulane (OVER 65) - A couple of weeks ago SMU allowed Houston to score 63... and SMU still won by 2 TDs.
Florida (-14.5) @ Vanderbilt - Vandy is flying high after their first conference win since 2019, but Floriduh is still good at feasting on cupcakes.
Liberty (-9) vs Virginia Tech - Bibberty!
Purdue (-18) vs Northwestern - Purdon't doesn't really want to play in the Big 10 championship, but NWern is just too terrible.
Michigan (-17.5) vs Illinois - Ill-annoy has lost 2 straight, and Meatchicken is their only ranked opponent, and it's on the road
Illinois @ Michigan (UNDER 43) - Gonna be cold af. Miserable. 28-10.
FSU (-23.5) vs Louisiana - I haven't been picking FSU games for a reason. Fuck it. Time to jinx.
FSU vs Louisiana (UNDER 52.5) - I'm assuming FSU jumps out to a big halftime lead again, plays backups in the 2nd half again, and not much happens in the 2nd half again. 42-6 FSU.
TCU (-3) @ Baylor - I regret ever doubting my Frawgs.
UGA (-22.5) @ Kentucky - Kinfucky just lost to FUCKING VANDY!
Coastal Carolina (+4) @ Virginia - UVA always seems to find a way to lose.
Penn St (-19.5) @ Rutgers - Penn St is really good... against unranked teams.
Kansas (+9) vs Texas - Going with FESPN's prediction here.
Miami (+19) @ Clemson - Da U is back, baby!
Oklahoma St (+7) @ Oklahoma - OSU lost to KSU by 48. OU lost to Texas by 49. Advantage, OSU.
Tennessee (-21.5) @ South Carolina - I learned my lesson, eb.
UCLA (+2.5) vs USC - Bruins fuck up some playoff hopes.
UAB (+14.5) @ LSU - LSU is coasting. Only wins by 14.
Oregon (-3) vs Utah - Utes have been a little sus on the road.

Oregon St (-7.5) @ Arizona St - Added to replace UVA game.

[ericberry14]

Hell yeah! Go vols! By 50!

[Muck FcDisney]

Hell yeah! Go vols! By 50!

If da gata can beat them by 32, why not? :dunno

[bigbluebazooka]

UVA just had 3 players shot and killed by a former player.
I expect Clemson to beat us by 30 at least. :facepalm

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

UVA just had 3 players shot and killed by a former player.

Tragic. 3 people died. I can't help but wonder what happened at that hazing incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJD-ZDDrYSE

[bigbluebazooka]

UVA just had 3 players shot and killed by a former player.

Tragic. 3 people died. I can't help but wonder what happened at that hazing incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJD-ZDDrYSE

Looks like they canceled this game. Sad.

[Muck FcDisney]

UVA just had 3 players shot and killed by a former player.

Tragic. 3 people died. I can't help but wonder what happened at that hazing incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJD-ZDDrYSE

Looks like they canceled this game. Sad.

This is sad and all, but didn't Marshall play after their entire team died in a plane crash?

[Muck FcDisney]

Tulane (-3) vs SMU - Seems way too low.
SMU @ Tulane (OVER 65) - A couple of weeks ago SMU allowed Houston to score 63... and SMU still won by 2 TDs.

Tulane - 59
SMU - 24

Covered spread by 32.
Covered O/U by 18.

:2thumbs

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

FSU (-23.5) vs Louisiana - I haven't been picking FSU games for a reason. Fuck it. Time to jinx.
FSU vs Louisiana (UNDER 52.5) - I'm assuming FSU jumps out to a big halftime lead again, plays backups in the 2nd half again, and not much happens in the 2nd half again. 42-6 FSU.

Fuck you, Angry Acadians!

Time to open up some whoop-ass.

[bigbluebazooka]

Go Gatas :lol:

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Vanderbilt 31-24 over UF. :biglol :biglol :biglol
UF fans think they're going to beat FSU.

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

ACC refs strike again calling a safety when the ball was clearly outside the goal line. :finger the ACC refs and Clem$hit.

[ericberry14]

ACC refs strike again calling a safety when the ball was clearly outside the goal line. :finger the ACC refs and Clem$hit.

It was partially out and partially on the goal line. Whatever that means for the call

[ericberry14]

Vanderbilt 31-24 over UF. :biglol :biglol :biglol
UF fans think they're going to beat FSU.

Can vandy make it 3 straight SEC next week?? The pressure is on Tennessee and Florida state now

[bigbluebazooka]

I expect Clemson to beat us by 30 at least. :facepalm

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

GT beat UNC 21-17.
Coastal chaos. WTF?!

[bigbluebazooka]

Gamecocks :rock

[Muck FcDisney]

5-13-1 this week! :biglol

[JdPat04]

5-13-1 this week! :biglol

Gonna start betting opposite of what you say and make some bank

[Muck FcDisney]

5-13-1 this week! :biglol

Gonna start betting opposite of what you say and make some bank

You would have gone 11-10-2 this week. If you had bet $100 on each game, you'd have lost $10. :sadyes