Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

[Muck FcDisney]

...of the week. Week 6:

Looking to improve on my epic 3-6 record :lolthumb

Floriduh (-11) vs Misery - What an amazing 3 quarters they played last week! But Misery goes back to being Misery.
Tennessee (-3) @ LSwho - Three? Vegas knows something I don't. Still going with tiny-c.
TCU -(7) @ Kansas - Perfect trap game. Don't care. Go Frawgs!
Auburn (+30) @ UGA - Barn sucks ass, but until UGAy fixes whatever has been wrong with them the last 2 weeks... War Chicken!
OK St (-9.5) vs Texas Tech - Texas sucks, and Tech is just Texas nerds. Don't question my logic here.
UCLA (+3.5) vs Utah - UCLA beat overrated Washington last week. Meh. Utah lost to Floriduh.
UNC (+3.5) @ Miami - Can Miami get their shit together in front of 5,000 screaming fans? Nah.
Ohio St (-27) @ Michigan St - Remember when MSU was top 10? LMAO!
Notre Dame (-2.5) vs BYU - Neutered Shame is terrible again, but their religion is slightly less retarded. TD Jesus > FG Joseph Smith
Illinois (-3.5) vs Iowa - Hawkeyes fail to score enough safeties to cover.
NCST (-3) vs FSU - Jared Verse is back! :rockin But we're playing a Carolina team in Carolina... ACC gonna ACC

EDIT: Let's also go with Bonghorns (+9.5) vs Chokelahoma - Forgot about these losers. :dog

[ericberry14]

Tennessee all day

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Tennessee all day

LSU is going full retard. First on the dumb 4th and 4 attempt down 10-0, and now the dumb 3rd and 1 PASS thrown away by Daniels. Then they went for it on 4th and 1 and missed it.

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Tennesse won. I'm happy for you, EB! I wish LSU had won as it makes FSU look better, but I'll take it.

[ericberry14]

Yeah we smashed. Completely disrespected in the rankings. We have beaten 3 ranked teams. Who the fuck are these shit big10 and pac10 teams playing? No one even knows what they call their shit conferences anymore

[bigbluebazooka]

I’m just glad I’m not a Sooner fan. :D