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B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » July 4th, 2022, 7:48 pm

USC and UCLA are joining the Big 10 (bringing their total to 16 teams) in 2024. Rumor is the Big 10 with 16 teams is also looking to add Oregon, ND, and/or Washington. The amount of faggotry involved in doing that to the fellow "Alliance" member Pac-12 is pretty disgusting. Fuck the SEC (first "super-conference"), ACC, Pac-12, Big 10. The Big 12 seems to be the only P5 conference that isn't poaching conferences unless they have to to survive, so they get a pass.

The ACC is garbage still but this will likely hasten their demise. A few years ago there were talks of 4 super-conferences (P12, B10, ASS ACC, SEC). Now people are saying there will be 2 super-conferences (B10 with up to 24 teams and the SEC likely poaching at least one team from the P12. The Southeastern Conference having a team on the West Coast. Nice job. Might as well call them the American Conference and the National Conference if that happens).

The ACC currently has the worst TV deal of all P5 conferences and FSU is held in the ACC for ransom (Fuck you, Stan Wilcox, you worthless, destructive motherfucker). Nice job having the weakest TV deal, Swofford. Just quit with the conferences or go back to having like 10 of them instead of 2. CFB would be better if conferences didn't exist and there were simply a few "protected rivals" that institutions agreed to have. But no, the best "amateur" football might as well just be called a semi-pro league now. Thanks, NCAA & NIL.

Finally, a big "fuck you" :finger to ESPN, who has hastened the demise of CFB with their monopolizing TV deals and greed.

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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby Muck FcDisney » July 5th, 2022, 8:17 pm

Every time I hear about another change to cfb I just :roll: :facepalm

Playoff was the last time they almost did something right (needed to be 8 teams).

I've watched as many games as possible since the mid-90's, but at this rate I'll quit watching altogether in a few years. :sigh
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby mrfree » July 14th, 2022, 12:43 am

If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby JdPat04 » July 14th, 2022, 2:37 am

mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams



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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby SmithsAUFan » July 17th, 2022, 2:07 am

mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams


Big 10 still cares about academics. So FSU might not be a fit.
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » July 17th, 2022, 9:03 am

SmithsAUFan wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams


Big 10 still cares about academics. So FSU might not be a fit.

1/10 Got me to respond.
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby mrfree » July 17th, 2022, 2:05 pm

SmithsAUFan wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams


Big 10 still cares about academics. So FSU might not be a fit.


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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » July 18th, 2022, 10:46 pm

mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams

Didn't Miami(FL) lose to Wisconsin like 2 years in a row in bowl games?

Yep: 2017 Orange Bowl 34-24 Wisconsin > M.I.A.
2018 Pinstripe Bowl 35-3 Wisconsin > M.I.A. :biglol

M.I.A. doesn't have the speed to beat 5-7 FSU. :dog
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby mrfree » July 20th, 2022, 12:01 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams

Didn't Miami(FL) lose to Wisconsin like 2 years in a row in bowl games?

Yep: 2017 Orange Bowl 34-24 Wisconsin > M.I.A.
2018 Pinstripe Bowl 35-3 Wisconsin > M.I.A. :biglol

M.I.A. doesn't have the speed to beat 5-7 FSU. :dog


Please talk to me when yall have a winning record

K thanx bye
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby FSUKW » July 20th, 2022, 12:18 am

mrfree wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams

Didn't Miami(FL) lose to Wisconsin like 2 years in a row in bowl games?

Yep: 2017 Orange Bowl 34-24 Wisconsin > M.I.A.
2018 Pinstripe Bowl 35-3 Wisconsin > M.I.A. :biglol

M.I.A. doesn't have the speed to beat 5-7 FSU. :dog


Please talk to me when yall have a winning record

K thanx bye


Win Division - check
Change coaches every 4 years - check
Brag in pre-season every year - check

Win Conference - uh oh
Win Natty - uh oh
Win against 5-7 team - uh oh
Properly execute a spike to stop the clock - uh oh


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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » July 20th, 2022, 11:07 am

FSUKW wrote:
mrfree wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams

Didn't Miami(FL) lose to Wisconsin like 2 years in a row in bowl games?

Yep: 2017 Orange Bowl 34-24 Wisconsin > M.I.A.
2018 Pinstripe Bowl 35-3 Wisconsin > M.I.A. :biglol

M.I.A. doesn't have the speed to beat 5-7 FSU. :dog


Please talk to me when yall have a winning record

K thanx bye


Win Division - check
Change coaches every 4 years - check
Brag in pre-season every year - check

Win Conference - uh oh
Win Natty - uh oh
Win against 5-7 team - uh oh
Properly execute a spike to stop the clock - uh oh


:dog

5 rangz, yo! You can catch them all on VHS, foo!
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Re: B1G Gay Al's B1G Gay Conference Expansion

Postby Muck FcDisney » July 21st, 2022, 12:40 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
SmithsAUFan wrote:
mrfree wrote:If miami and fsu go the big ten..its a wrap. Too much speed for those slow big ten teams


Big 10 still cares about academics. So FSU might not be a fit.

1/10 Got me to respond.


I think he's trying to say FSU belongs in the SEC.
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