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Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 9th, 2021, 3:10 pm

...of the week! (Week 2)

Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+.
Toledo (+17) @ Notre Dame - Toledo, like tUOS, is in Ohio. ND playing on a short week after OT thriller is prime letdown territory. Irish have another scare, but pull away late to escape with a 10 point win.
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3.
Iowa (+4.5) @ Iowa St - Iowa looked great last week. ISU looked like shit. ISU still favored?!? Vegas knows something. Cyclones win, but don't cover, 20-17.
UNC (-26) vs Georgia St - UNC looking to prove they don't suck as bad as they looked last week. GSU lost to Army... by 33. UNC wins 45-6.
Miami (-9) vs App St - App St is HOT! HOT! HOT!... but Miami is fighting to remain ranked. It's not pretty, but King's legs lead Miami to a 31-20 win.

Feel free to discuss why these are the greatest picks ever and what you will do with all that extra $$$ :pimp
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby ericberry14 » September 9th, 2021, 6:52 pm

Bama vs whoever they are playing
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 9th, 2021, 8:43 pm

ericberry14 wrote:Bama vs whoever they are playing


Mercer? :biglol
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 9th, 2021, 9:45 pm

Can we bring back Nevin Shapiro now that we can legally pay players? :facepalm

:finger the NCAA

Miami is the Pete Rose of college football.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 9th, 2021, 10:32 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:Can we bring back Nevin Shapiro now that we can legally pay players? :facepalm

:finger the NCAA

Miami is the Pete Rose of college football.


Yes, Pete Rose has been irrelevant for decades.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 9th, 2021, 10:43 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:Can we bring back Nevin Shapiro now that we can legally pay players? :facepalm

:finger the NCAA

Miami is the Pete Rose of college football.


Yes, Pete Rose has been retired for decades.

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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 11th, 2021, 11:21 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:...of the week! (Week 2)
Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+.
[ img ]
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3.
[ img ] Over.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 12th, 2021, 1:00 am

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:...of the week! (Week 2)
Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+.
[ img ]
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3.
[ img ] Over.


Look forward to seeing your picks next week, smartass. :2thumbs
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 13th, 2021, 4:20 pm

Week 3!

Wake Forest (-6.5) vs FSwho - Finally! The Noles won't lose by 3 on the final play.
Alabama (-15.5) at Florida - I just get the feeling Bama and UGA are gonna steamroll everybody until they face each other.
Georgia (-30.5) vs South Carolina - See above. Cocks beat ECU on a last second FG.
Stanford (-10.5) @ Vandy - NERDS! Vandy ended their 11-game losing streak. Stanford crushed USCw. Nerdier nerds roll.
Purdon't (+7.5) @ Notre Dame - Irish win again, but don't cover again.
Virginia (+9) at North Carolina - Cavs are flying under the radar. May win outright.
Iowa (-22.5) vs Kent St - Hawkeyes are rolling. Avoid letdown.
Army (-33.5) vs UConn - UConn is really, really bad.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 13th, 2021, 6:03 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:Week 3!

Wake Forest (-6.5) vs FSwho - Finally! The Noles won't lose by 3 on the final play.
Alabama (-15.5) at Florida - I just get the feeling Bama and UGA are gonna steamroll everybody until they face each other.
Georgia (-30.5) vs South Carolina - See above. Cocks beat ECU on a last second FG.
Stanford (-10.5) @ Vandy - NERDS! Vandy ended their 11-game losing streak. Stanford crushed USCw. Nerdier nerds roll.
Purdon't (+7.5) @ Notre Dame - Irish win again, but don't cover again.
Virginia (+9) at North Carolina - Cavs are flying under the radar. May win outright.
Iowa (-22.5) vs Kent St - Hawkeyes are rolling. Avoid letdown.
Army (-33.5) vs UConn - UConn is really, really bad.

Michigan St at Miami :toetap
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 13th, 2021, 6:44 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:Michigan St at Miami :toetap


:thought

I haven't seen Sparty this year.

30-24, Miami. :2thumbs
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 13th, 2021, 9:07 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:Michigan St at Miami :toetap


:thought

I haven't seen Sparty this year.

30-24, Miami. :2thumbs

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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 14th, 2021, 4:11 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:...of the week! (Week 2)
Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+.
[ img ]
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3.
[ img ] Over.


Look forward to seeing your picks next week, smartass. :2thumbs

1. I don't gamble. The house always wins unless you're counting cards in 21 and then they kick you out for "cheating."
2. I rarely make predictions about sports. It's a good way to end up looking like a fucking retard.
3. You were also wrong about Iowa State beating Iowa and Miami(FL) covering the spread,
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 14th, 2021, 8:44 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:...of the week! (Week 2)
Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+.
[ img ]
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3.
[ img ] Over.


Look forward to seeing your picks next week, smartass. :2thumbs

1. I don't gamble. The house always wins unless you're counting cards in 21 and then they kick you out for "cheating."
2. I rarely make predictions about sports. It's a good way to end up looking like a fucking retard.
3. You were also wrong about Iowa State beating Iowa and Miami(FL) covering the spread,


1. This is not gambling. It's simulated gambling. Just for fun. I'd prefer to do Pick Em, but we don't have enough people.
2. Sounds like an ego problem. Or a cowardice problem. Maybe both.
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:If it's not right, it's wrong.

If you never make a pick, you're never right, which makes you always wrong. ;)
Spoiler:

3. I went 3-3. Not good, but at least I didn't deprive you of the opportunity to play Monday morning quarterback.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 14th, 2021, 10:25 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:1. This is not gambling. It's simulated gambling. Just for fun. I'd prefer to do Pick Em, but we don't have enough people.
2. Sounds like an ego problem. Or a cowardice problem. Maybe both.
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:If it's not right, it's wrong.

If you never make a pick, you're never right, which makes you always wrong. ;)
Spoiler:

3. I went 3-3. Not good, but at least I didn't deprive you of the opportunity to play Monday morning quarterback.

1. I missed the part where this was some sort of game considering you're the only one seemingly playing... unless someone else replied in a different thread.
2. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."

It's just mocking the right-wing nonsense on General with a dumb pun. Your analysis is spot on if you ignore the actual meaning of my sig. See #2.

3. Kudos.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 15th, 2021, 1:52 pm

This is more retarded and pointless than your "Texas is a contender!" argument. If you disagree with any of my picks, please feel free to point that out before the games are played.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 15th, 2021, 1:57 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:This is more retarded and pointless than your "Texas is a contender!" argument. If you disagree with any of my picks, please feel free to point that out before the games are played.

Calling my argument retarded and pointless because I called you out for being wrong and too stupid to understand my sig. Bonus points for bringing up another thread.

:jimmies

Classic. :lolthumb

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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 15th, 2021, 2:32 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Calling my argument retarded and pointless because

I called your argument retarded because it is.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:I called you out for being wrong

You know everyone can watch the games in real time, right?
You know some of the best people who pick ATS for a living are wrong about 45% of the time, right?
You must look at point spreads and think to yourself, "3.5 points? How can a team even score half a point? They're gonna be wrong! Vegas is so stupid, and I'm so smart!"

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:and too stupid to understand my sig.

I really didn't think it could be that stupid. I promise not to overestimate your wit again.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Bonus points for bringing up another thread.

Who wins points because I compared one of your weak arguments to another? Are you okay? :crazy


If you're going to criticize someone's picks after the games are played without even making any picks yourself, you might as well be going around patting yourself on the back for pointing out the weatherman was wrong. Pointless, and frankly, pathetic.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby Muck FcDisney » September 15th, 2021, 2:38 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:Michigan St at Miami :toetap


:thought

I haven't seen Sparty this year.

30-24, Miami. :2thumbs

:4thumbs


Added a couple... :D

Week 3!

Wake Forest (-6.5) vs FSwho - Finally! The Noles won't lose by 3 on the final play.
Alabama (-15.5) at Florida - I just get the feeling Bama and UGA are gonna steamroll everybody until they face each other.
Georgia (-30.5) vs South Carolina - See above. Cocks beat ECU on a last second FG.
Stanford (-10.5) @ Vandy - NERDS! Vandy ended their 11-game losing streak. Stanford crushed USCw. Nerdier nerds roll.
Purdon't (+7.5) @ Notre Dame - Irish win again, but don't cover again.
Virginia (+9) at North Carolina - Cavs are flying under the radar. May win outright.
Iowa (-22.5) vs Kent St - Hawkeyes are rolling. Avoid letdown.
Army (-33.5) vs UConn - UConn is really, really bad.
Michigan St (+6.5) at Miami :4thumbs
Rice (+26) at Texass - Because no one will disagree with this before the game is played.
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Re: Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 15th, 2021, 4:34 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Calling my argument retarded and pointless because

I called your argument retarded because it is.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:I called you out for being wrong

You know everyone can watch the games in real time, right?
You know some of the best people who pick ATS for a living are wrong about 45% of the time, right?
You must look at point spreads and think to yourself, "3.5 points? How can a team even score half a point? They're gonna be wrong! Vegas is so stupid, and I'm so smart!"

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:and too stupid to understand my sig.

I really didn't think it could be that stupid. I promise not to overestimate your wit again.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Bonus points for bringing up another thread.

Who wins points because I compared one of your weak arguments to another? Are you okay? :crazy


If you're going to criticize someone's picks after the games are played without even making any picks yourself, you might as well be going around patting yourself on the back for pointing out the weatherman was wrong. Pointless, and frankly, pathetic.

Rent-free and doubling down on your own stupidity. Classic. :lolthumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRM8kvS1m0
I bet you don't even get why "You may not have a job tomorrow" is funny in that clip. According to you, that's a normal prediction and not something worth ridiculing. :ROFL2
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