Muck's Stone Cold Locks of the Century

[Muck FcDisney]

Calling my argument retarded and pointless because

I called your argument retarded because it is.

I called you out for being wrong

You know everyone can watch the games in real time, right?
You know some of the best people who pick ATS for a living are wrong about 45% of the time, right?
You must look at point spreads and think to yourself, "3.5 points? How can a team even score half a point? They're gonna be wrong! Vegas is so stupid, and I'm so smart!"

and too stupid to understand my sig.

I really didn't think it could be that stupid. I promise not to overestimate your wit again.

Bonus points for bringing up another thread.

Who wins points because I compared one of your weak arguments to another? Are you okay? :crazy


If you're going to criticize someone's picks after the games are played without even making any picks yourself, you might as well be going around patting yourself on the back for pointing out the weatherman was wrong. Pointless, and frankly, pathetic.

Rent-free and doubling down on your own stupidity. Classic. :lolthumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRM8kvS1m0
I bet you don't even get why "You may not have a job tomorrow" is funny in that clip. According to you, that's a normal prediction and not something worth ridiculing. :ROFL2

Thank you for explaining why you don't gamble. :ROFL

You argue like a child.

Never thought I'd say this, but aubert 1.0 was actually more coherent.

If anyone else is still learning English, "You may not have a job tomorrow" is not a prediction. :facepalm


Stop wasting my time with this nonsense.

[Muck FcDisney]

Michigan St at Miami :toetap

:thought

I haven't seen Sparty this year.

30-24, Miami. :2thumbs

:4thumbs

Added a couple... :D

Week 3!

Wake Forest (-6.5) vs FSwho - Finally! The Noles won't lose by 3 on the final play.
Alabama (-15.5) at Florida - I just get the feeling Bama and UGA are gonna steamroll everybody until they face each other.
Georgia (-30.5) vs South Carolina - See above. Cocks beat ECU on a last second FG.
Stanford (-10.5) @ Vandy - NERDS! Vandy ended their 11-game losing streak. Stanford crushed USCw. Nerdier nerds roll.
Purdon't (+7.5) @ Notre Dame - Irish win again, but don't cover again.
Virginia (+9) at North Carolina - Cavs are flying under the radar. May win outright.
Iowa (-22.5) vs Kent St - Hawkeyes are rolling. Avoid letdown.
Army (-33.5) vs UConn - UConn is really, really bad.
Michigan St (+6.5) at Miami :4thumbs
Rice (+26) at Texass - Because no one will disagree with this before the game is played.

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

If anyone else is still learning English, "You may not have a job tomorrow" is not a prediction. :facepalm


Stop wasting my time with this nonsense.

Are you autistic? Do you only understand denotations and not connotations? Like if I said "read between the lines," would you go searching between actual lines for something to read? It would explain why you couldn't understand my sig.

:jimmies

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[FlatEarth]

...of the week! (Week 2)

Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+. -- OOPS...
Toledo (+17) @ Notre Dame - Toledo, like tUOS, is in Ohio. ND playing on a short week after OT thriller is prime letdown territory. Irish have another scare, but pull away late to escape with a 10 point win.OOPS...
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3. -- OOPS...
Iowa (+4.5) @ Iowa St - Iowa looked great last week. ISU looked like shit. ISU still favored?!? Vegas knows something. Cyclones win, but don't cover, 20-17. -- OOPS...
UNC (-26) vs Georgia St - UNC looking to prove they don't suck as bad as they looked last week. GSU lost to Army... by 33. UNC wins 45-6. -- :clap (sorta)
Miami (-9) vs App St - App St is HOT! HOT! HOT!... but Miami is fighting to remain ranked. It's not pretty, but King's legs lead Miami to a 31-20 win. :clap

Feel free to discuss why these are the greatest picks ever and what you will do with all that extra $$$ :pimp

:boo

[Muck FcDisney]

...of the week! (Week 2)

Ohio St (-14.5) vs 0regon - Yeah, tUOS struggled a bit with Mini-soda, but 0regon struggled mightily with Fresno St. tUOS might even trail at the half... but they win by 20+. -- OOPS...
Toledo (+17) @ Notre Dame - Toledo, like tUOS, is in Ohio. ND playing on a short week after OT thriller is prime letdown territory. Irish have another scare, but pull away late to escape with a 10 point win.OOPS...
UAB/UGA, UNDER 45 - Wow. 45 is a low O/U. These teams allowed a combined 3 points last week! (UAB played Jax St, but whatever) Dawgs win 38-3. -- OOPS...
Iowa (+4.5) @ Iowa St - Iowa looked great last week. ISU looked like shit. ISU still favored?!? Vegas knows something. Cyclones win, but don't cover, 20-17. -- OOPS...
UNC (-26) vs Georgia St - UNC looking to prove they don't suck as bad as they looked last week. GSU lost to Army... by 33. UNC wins 45-6. -- :clap (sorta)
Miami (-9) vs App St - App St is HOT! HOT! HOT!... but Miami is fighting to remain ranked. It's not pretty, but King's legs lead Miami to a 31-20 win. :clap

Feel free to discuss why these are the greatest picks ever and what you will do with all that extra $$$ :pimp

:boo

I got Miami-App St wrong, and I got ND-Toledo and Iowa-ISU right. ATS anyway...

I was only off by 3 on the UNC-Ga St MOV. Vegas was off by 16.

[bigbluebazooka]

Not sure I like Miami’s chances today. We haven’t done well recently against Big 10 teams. Our offense is struggling. King doesn’t look in sync with his receivers which could be from not practicing all off season due to knee injury. Or we just really suck. Can’t stop the run. Our best LB seems to be a redshirt freshman. I’ll go with Sparta +10

Should be interesting to see if the Gatas can compete with Bama. That QB has a few games under his belt and could put on a heisman performance today and light there asses up. I’m going Bama +21

Good luck to FSU today :lolthumb

[JdPat04]

Not sure I like Miami’s chances today. We haven’t done well recently against Big 10 teams. Our offense is struggling. King doesn’t look in sync with his receivers which could be from not practicing all off season due to knee injury. Or we just really suck. Can’t stop the run. Our best LB seems to be a redshirt freshman. I’ll go with Sparta +10

Should be interesting to see if the Gatas can compete with Bama. That QB has a few games under his belt and could put on a heisman performance today and light there asses up. I’m going Bama +21

Good luck to FSU today :lolthumb

I think the Bama game will be a closer game, at least for 3 quarters

[bigbluebazooka]

Not sure I like Miami’s chances today. We haven’t done well recently against Big 10 teams. Our offense is struggling. King doesn’t look in sync with his receivers which could be from not practicing all off season due to knee injury. Or we just really suck. Can’t stop the run. Our best LB seems to be a redshirt freshman. I’ll go with Sparta +10

Should be interesting to see if the Gatas can compete with Bama. That QB has a few games under his belt and could put on a heisman performance today and light there asses up. I’m going Bama +21

Good luck to FSU today :lolthumb

I think the Bama game will be a closer game, at least for 3 quarters

I guess we’ll see if the gatas are any good.

[JdPat04]

Not sure I like Miami’s chances today. We haven’t done well recently against Big 10 teams. Our offense is struggling. King doesn’t look in sync with his receivers which could be from not practicing all off season due to knee injury. Or we just really suck. Can’t stop the run. Our best LB seems to be a redshirt freshman. I’ll go with Sparta +10

Should be interesting to see if the Gatas can compete with Bama. That QB has a few games under his belt and could put on a heisman performance today and light there asses up. I’m going Bama +21

Good luck to FSU today :lolthumb

I think the Bama game will be a closer game, at least for 3 quarters

I guess we’ll see if the gatas are any good.

I was right!

I didn’t specify quarters

[JdPat04]

:scared

Wasn’t scared

:sh

[Muck FcDisney]

Fumbling, bumbling, stumbling into week 4 with my 7-9 record... :sigh

Louisville (-2.5) @ FSwho - Duh
UCLA (-4.5) @ Stanford - UCLA bounces back from a loss to an apparently good Fresno St
WVU (+17) @ Oklahoma - OU is unpredictable. They could win by 40 or win by single digits. I'm going with the latter.
NCST (+10) vs Clemson - Does Clemson finally get their shit together this week? Probably not.
Oregon (-28.5) @ Arizona - Arizona is the only winless P5 team besides FSU, so they must be really bad.
UNC (-12.5) @ Georgia Tech - GT is really good since they took Clemson to the wire. Right? Right?
Wisconsin (-6.5) vs Notre Dame - WIsh I had jumped on this at -3, but whatever.
Arizona St (-14.5) vs Colorado - Buffs have no offense.
App St (-7) vs Marshall - HOT! HOT! HOT! drops a Thundering Turd on the visitors.
UVA (-3.5) vs Wake

[Muck FcDisney]

Added that last one at 7:00.

[bigbluebazooka]

Added that last one at 7:00.

No Miami again? :toetap

[Muck FcDisney]

Added that last one at 7:00.

No Miami again? :toetap

Do they even play this week?

[bigbluebazooka]

Added that last one at 7:00.

No Miami again? :toetap

Do they even play this week?

Yes. Central Connecticut State. Should be a tough challenge for Diaz. I’ll take Miami +1 on a last second FG. :facepalm

[Muck FcDisney]

Week 5!

Miami (-4.5) vs UVA
Miami/UVA - OVER 62.5

I'll add more later...

[bigbluebazooka]

Week 5!

Miami (-4.5) vs UVA
Miami/UVA - OVER 62.5

I'll add more later...

I don’t even know who’s our starting QB tonight. I’m going VA +10

[Muck FcDisney]

Week 5!

Miami (-4.5) vs UVA
Miami/UVA - OVER 62.5

I'll add more later...

I don’t even know who’s our starting QB tonight. I’m going VA +10

QB did okay.

Kicker? :ROFL

[Muck FcDisney]

Miami screwed me (spread and O/U) by playing for the FG instead of the TD.

But they screwed themselves even more, so it's all good. :lolthumb

[Muck FcDisney]

Week 5! ***UPDATED***

Miami (-4.5) vs UVA
Miami/UVA - OVER 62.5
FSU (-5.5) vs Syracuse - Yep, I'm finally picking FSwho.
Floriduh (-7.5) @ Kentucky - Everyone seems to be picking UK to cover... so I won't.
Boston College (+14.5) @ Clemson - WTF is wrong with Clemson? That extra half point makes this impossible to pass up.
Bama (-14.5) vs Ole Miss - After nearly blowing a big lead at da gata last week, I imagine Saban has individually assraped the entire team by now. Bama won't let that happen again.
Notre Dame (+1.5) vs Cincinnati - ND seems to be improving. I'm not sold on Cincy.
Wake Forest (-6.5) vs Louisville - Louisville struggled to hold off FSwho. Wake did not.
UGA (-18) vs Arkansas - 18 seems like way too much... but fuck it, why not?
Michigan (+2) @ Wisconsin - Badgers look to be falling apart.
Nebraska (-11.5) vs Northwestern - Northwestern is LOLful.