tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » November 26th, 2018, 3:03 pm

FSUKW wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Jimbo Urban Meyer'ed us. Fucking cuck bastard.


No he didn't.






...Herban won two nattys before sabotaging his school.


I’d agree with FESPN

Jumbo (like Herban) ran the ship into the iceberg after realizing he lost all hopes of sustaining a respectable program.


I didn't disagree with that part...

I'm assuming Ricky comes back for his senior year. Turntle Curse (minimum of 6 losses per year) lives on!

Is it wrong to hope to go into a coma until 2020? :thought
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 16th, 2022, 7:34 pm

:bump :popcorn
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 17th, 2022, 2:40 am

This white boy QB is impressive :shock:
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 17th, 2022, 3:50 am

bigbluebazooka wrote::bump :popcorn

. :nuhuh Rodemaker played better than he ever has. FSU did OK considering we lost our two best players.

This is the worst kicker in FSU history. I think he's 1-4 on the season against FBS, 25% accuracy. With the Duquesne game, he's 3-6, 50%.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 17th, 2022, 1:44 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote::bump :popcorn

. :nuhuh Rodemaker played better than he ever has. FSU did OK considering we lost our two best players.

This is the worst kicker in FSU history. I think he's 1-4 on the season against FBS, 25% accuracy. With the Duquesne game, he's 3-6, 50%.

He made the plays to win the game. I thought you guys were done at halftime. Nice win on the road. :2thumbs
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » October 1st, 2022, 8:42 pm

Wake Forest 2022.

Fucking garbage ass refs never call holding on WF and our offense is putrid and our defense can't get a stop. Fucking bullshit way to lose.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » October 3rd, 2022, 12:05 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Wake Forest 2022.

Fucking garbage ass refs never call holding on WF and our offense is putrid and our defense can't get a stop. Fucking bullshit way to lose.


:timeout

They called 1 out of 200.

We need a weaker DL, so they go down on all those holds attempted tackles. Maybe then the refs would feel obligated to call them. Probably not, but maybe.

At least I'm not surprised by it anymore. I know what to expect when we play the Carolina teams. I'll never forget the time the refs got busted moving the ball forward during a measurement (also against Wake).
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » October 4th, 2022, 4:33 am

Muck FcDisney wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Wake Forest 2022.

Fucking garbage ass refs never call holding on WF and our offense is putrid and our defense can't get a stop. Fucking bullshit way to lose.


:timeout

They called 1 out of 200.

We need a weaker DL, so they go down on all those holds attempted tackles. Maybe then the refs would feel obligated to call them. Probably not, but maybe.

At least I'm not surprised by it anymore. I know what to expect when we play the Carolina teams. I'll never forget the time the refs got busted moving the ball forward during a measurement (also against Wake).

I can't wait till we leave the ACC. I think the stupid grant of rights ends in 2036, but I'm thinking the SEC can invite everyone south of Virginia (the state) and the Big 10 can invite everyone else and kill the ACC sooner. Of course, there's little reason for the SEC or Big 10 to do so since the ACC is FSU, Miami(FL), and Clemson as far as viewership goes. Maybe Pitt. Who knew that when you raid the Big Least of shitty teams, nobody wants to watch them play?

Obligatory :finger to ND, Swofford, and Stan Wilcocksucker.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » October 9th, 2022, 3:54 am

NC State 2022 (19-17)
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 14th, 2024, 7:30 pm

2024
GT
BC
Memphis

0-3 :ROFL
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » September 21st, 2024, 7:38 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:2024
GT
BC
Memphis

0-3 :ROFL

I wonder why this wasn't updated last year...

Unlike M.I.A. who has been losing every year since 2002. :biglol
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » September 29th, 2024, 9:11 am

SMU
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » October 6th, 2024, 12:05 pm

Clemson 1-5 :ROFL2
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » October 27th, 2024, 9:28 am

Duke 1-6
Miami 1-7 :lol:
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » October 28th, 2024, 12:29 pm

It's gon be 2-10. I'm fairly confident we can beat Charleston Southern. :facepalm
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby CraigKressel » October 30th, 2024, 6:33 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:It's gon be 2-10. I'm fairly confident we can beat Charleston Southern. :facepalm


you are confident in that? I am not, its like a 50 50 game.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby Muck FcDisney » October 31st, 2024, 2:15 pm

CraigKressel wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:It's gon be 2-10. I'm fairly confident we can beat Charleston Southern. :facepalm


you are confident in that? I am not, its like a 50 50 game.


I'll give you 2:1 odds then. $1,000.00 minimum. Where do you want to watch the game? Bring cash. :bringit
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » October 31st, 2024, 10:44 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
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Muck FcDisney wrote:It's gon be 2-10. I'm fairly confident we can beat Charleston Southern. :facepalm


you are confident in that? I am not, its like a 50 50 game.


I'll give you 2:1 odds then. $1,000.00 minimum. Where do you want to watch the game? Bring cash. :bringit

Should be a good game. Both teams have the same record :dog
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby CraigKressel » November 2nd, 2024, 8:55 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
CraigKressel wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:It's gon be 2-10. I'm fairly confident we can beat Charleston Southern. :facepalm


you are confident in that? I am not, its like a 50 50 game.


I'll give you 2:1 odds then. $1,000.00 minimum. Where do you want to watch the game? Bring cash. :bringit


You really think I'm going to bet on Charleston Southern with 1000 dollars? Is this supposed to be some kind of flex to save some face cause FSU is literally the worst power 4 team in the nation.

They are getting raped again today by a crap team NC.
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Re: tOfficial Criminole loss tracker thread

Postby bigbluebazooka » November 2nd, 2024, 10:15 pm

Is it too early to add UNC to this list? :ROFL
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