I'm becoming hooked on online dating sites

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Some are. Im talking to five who seem to be cool. I put a great pic up and restarted tinder last night....28 matches and talkes to 23the of them. Add in POF and textinf and im literally holding around 40 convos

thats alot of guys! can you handle that much meat?

I thought you were going to join Tinder?

Do it.

see for yourself.

The only people hating are the ones who haven't done it and seen just how awesome it truly is.

How awesome is super aids :thought

or meeting up with a dude pretending to be a chick who rapes him Treon Harass style???

:dog

[08GatorBait]

So let's see

Tonight - POF girl who sent me the naked pic(EB has it still)
Friday - Hot tub and pizza with some girl I met on POF I knew in RL who is now single
Saturday - Girls don't get Saturday
Sunday - Driving to Sabastian to go to movies with some single mom but really cute so why not - from POV
Monday - Date with a masseuse from Tinder
Tuesday - Erika is coming over again


Yea...but dating sites are for losers. Let's not mention I'm still trying to set up a date with a tattoo artist and a nurse both from tinder.

My dick is going to beat yall's life totals in two weeks.

[FSUKW]

So let's see

Tonight - STD girl who sent me the naked pic(EB has it still has this random internet picture he sent me)
Friday - Hot tub and Penicillin with some girl I met on POF I knew in RL who is now single with 5 kids from 3 dads she met online.
Saturday - Whores don't get Saturday
Sunday - Driving to Sabastian to go to free clinic with some single mom but she's healing fast so why not - from POV
Monday - Date with a massive manwhore from Tinder
Tuesday - Eric Berry is coming over again. We are running a train on Treon Harris's girl, bareback style.


Yea...but dating sites are for losers.

Sad.... :dog

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

So let's see

Tonight - STD girl who sent me the naked pic(EB has it still has this random internet picture he sent me)
Friday - Hot tub and Penicillin with some girl I met on POF I knew in RL who is now single with 5 kids from 3 dads she met online.
Saturday - Whores don't get Saturday
Sunday - Driving to Sabastian to go to free clinic with some single mom but she's healing fast so why not - from POV
Monday - Date with a massive manwhore from Tinder
Tuesday - Eric Berry is coming over again. We are running a train on Treon Harris's girl, bareback style.


Yea...but dating sites are for losers.

Sad.... :dog

Herpes odds increasing exponentially. :lolthumb

[08GatorBait]

Lol that was funny as shit...cant even argue

[semperfi4727]

His Internet dating will end when he meets pat and he/she has bigger plumbing than him :dog

[JdPat04]

Found a great icebreaker randomly sending messages and trying different ones.

If you had to choose. Would you have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster.

Don't ask why...but this fucking question gets immediate responses with either just LOL or answers and then game on. I've sent it to 12 girls on POF and 6 responded in under 10 minutes. I'm going to spam it to every hot girl in 30 miles now and see how loaded my phone gets

Hamster sized rhyno ftw :chewy

[08GatorBait]

His Internet dating will end when he meets pat and he/she has bigger plumbing than him :dog

I ask for specific pictures of every girl before I meet them. From credit card and pen to three fingers. I'm not dumb. I don't meet till she proves who she is

[semperfi4727]

His Internet dating will end when he meets pat and he/she has bigger plumbing than him :dog

I ask for specific pictures of every girl before I meet them. From credit card and pen to three fingers. I'm not dumb. I don't meet till she proves who she is

Damn, I need to get on it then. If bitches are going to be handing out credit card and pin info, I can at least get some new shit for my new truck

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

His Internet dating will end when he meets pat and he/she has bigger plumbing than him :dog

I ask for specific pictures of every girl before I meet them. From credit card and pen to three fingers. I'm not dumb. I don't meet till she proves who she is

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[08GatorBait]

I cant fucking post pics from my shitty phone

Eb....post erika and jennifer(last night pics) from the pics I sent you


That may just be the holy grail. Erika is bi and willing and we have already fucked. Jennifer is a little freak just out of a relationship whos always wanted to try a threesome with another girl



I need yalls prayers to help guide me into the holy triangle.

[ericberry14]

i dont know which slut is which... hold on i will try though

[08GatorBait]

I actually may have met a girl I could really get into the past few days. UCF student but lives close to me, funny as hell and cute as shit. We've been talking for 2 days and no mention of sex from her which on POF that is a goddamn first. Every other girl has breached sex or having sex within 10 messages. I'm going to text her to make plans today so we will see how it goes. I'll just warm up on the other sluts before we meet to make sure the games on point(cause it sucks).

[ericberry14]

i have no desire to go on that many dates :lol: way too busy

[08GatorBait]

i have no desire to go on that many dates :lol: way too busy

I work six days a week and late most nights but it's still fun. I've started eliminating girls now and focusing on a few. Jade and this new girl have a great lead on the rest right now because they aren't so fucking easy.

[FSUKW]

Keep the updates coming. Us old married farts like to hear all about the new pussy getting techniques on the innerwebz. Those are some hot tranny pics too.

I'll never forget the thread the run oft Bama guy (forget his name) started that was basically "would you" or "wouldn't you". He posted face shots of chicks and most everyone here said "would hit" on one particular picture. He then posted the full picture and it was an Asian tranny...... :ROFL2

[frazier9495]

Keep the updates coming. Us old married farts like to hear all about the new pussy getting techniques on the innerwebz. Those are some hot tranny pics too.

I'll never forget the thread the run oft Bama guy (forget his name) started that was basically "would you" or "wouldn't you". He posted face shots of chicks and most everyone here said "would hit" on one particular picture. He then posted the full picture and it was an Asian tranny...... :ROFL2

And most changed their minds and said they would get hit by it after he posted the full pic :dog