Global CrowdStrike Outage

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It's really not that big of a deal outside of like medical devices not working. It's just annoying.

People and shit-tastic reporting say it's a Microsoft problem. It's fucking not. It's a program on Windows that's made by Crowdstrike. It's basically really, really good anti-malware for businesses.

The bozos at CrowdStrike pushed an update that caused a BSOD on boot. It could loop a few times and then ask about recovery options. The fix was to boot into Safe Mode and delete a single file.

Granted I spent all of today fixing this problem on a bunch of computers, but the way shitheads are acting like it's a Windows problem is fucking retarded.