JdPat04 wrote:Santa Clarita Diet is another good comedy with Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant

I first read that as "Santa Claus Diet." :facepalm

My favorite show is the Jan 6th committee on primetime. Never has theater been better

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:

JdPat04 wrote:Santa Clarita Diet is another good comedy with Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant

I first read that as "Santa Claus Diet." :facepalm

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Did any of you guys see Madame Web or the negative hype means about it?

I didn't watch the movie (didn't even hear about it until it came out), but they're saying it's worse than Morbius (didn't see that one, either).

What I did see are some screenshots and the trailer. How the fuck did they manage to ugly up Sydney Sweeney and make her look plain as fuck? It's an affront to the sighted world to dress her like that. She looked great at the premiere. I guess hot women on screen would be too damaging to the uggos that want to be "empowered."

Dakota Johnson is the most successful star of bad movies I think I've ever seen outside of maybe Adam Sandler.

I have never heard of any of the shit you just talked about lol I’m so lost

ericberry14 wrote:I have never heard of any of the shit you just talked about lol I’m so lost

"Johnny English" is if Mr. Bean could talk and filled in for James Bond.

Sony signed over the rights to the Spiderman character to Disney, so Disney can use Spiderman and Sony can't.

"Morbius" is a shitty Sony movie set in the Spiderman Universe. Morbius is a Spiderman villain.

"Madame Web" is an even-shittier Sony Spiderman movie that came out on Valentine's Day and stars four actresses but only two worth naming. The trailer is peak meme material and everyone hates it.

Based on her acting skills, Dakota Johnson is a porn star that doesn't do porn (unless you count the 50 Shades movies).

Sydney Sweeney is an actress that does nudity. You should look her up, EB. She's literally the only reason to watch "The Voyeurs" (Prime Original movie). Even then, I skimmed through it.

Review (recommended):

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ZJ5v2Tkv8fY

Trailer:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=s_76M4c4LTo

Another review:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=nq53AKXegi8

Yep. She’s hot. Great tits