As people continue to overdose and off themselves in increasing numbers due to lockdowns and other general stupidity, the "experts" and "scientists" at the WHO will determine these deaths are
not the result of lockdowns, but that the trees have decided to fight back against "climate deniers" (and pedophobes, capitalists, the cisgendered, whiteness, and toxic masculinity) by releasing an airborne toxin that stimulates neurotransmitters and causes humans to kill themselves. Climate truthers will be collateral damage. Solution: we must all remain inside indefinitely until the government determines the trees are appeased.
The new pandemic will be known as TheCrappening-21, or CRAPID-21.
We already have extensive research on the subject...
After 3 years of increased overdoses and suicides, lockdowns will still not be blamed. We will be told we need to purge all of the nonbelievers (and pedophobes, capitalists, the cisgendered, whites, and toxic males) before anyone, except the purge militias, can go outside again.
If you think people aren't stupid enough to fall for something like this, I have some bad news for you... :sadyes