Need Moar Shutdowns!
Posted: February 2nd, 2021, 6:31 pm
Because "science"!
You don't want people to die, do you? Don't you believe in "science"?
Those who even doubt the "science" of shutdowns have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS! Terrorists, I tells ya!
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-sho ... icide-risk
OMG, who could have seen this coming?!?
Well, anyway... thanks to all those who sacrificed their jobs, children, and wellbeing to THE CAUSE. You will now be rewarded with:
Higher taxes!
Job killing legislation!
Less athletic scholarships for (actual) women!
More money for China!
Higher energy prices!
Higher drug prices!
More illegal immigrants!
Free sex changes (if you sign up to die for us... assuming you're not dead already :dog )!
More censorship!
More spying (on you)!
And a BRAND NEW... war on people guilty of wrongthink*!
*REMINDER: Silence is violence. If you do not express your wokeness at the regularly scheduled intervals (subject to change at any time), you are subject to prosecution for wrongthink. Punishment to include, but is not limited to: indefinite detention without due process, and of course... death! Punishment will be extended to friends and family of all who fail to report to their local reeducation center immediately upon notification of wrongthink violations (please contact your social media tech overlords for additional information).
Be sure to harvest the required number of votes in 2022 (subject to change at any time) to avoid additional penalties for domestic terrorism.
Good day, peasants!
You don't want people to die, do you? Don't you believe in "science"?
Those who even doubt the "science" of shutdowns have BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS! Terrorists, I tells ya!
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-sho ... icide-risk
OMG, who could have seen this coming?!?
Well, anyway... thanks to all those who sacrificed their jobs, children, and wellbeing to THE CAUSE. You will now be rewarded with:
Higher taxes!
Job killing legislation!
Less athletic scholarships for (actual) women!
More money for China!
Higher energy prices!
Higher drug prices!
More illegal immigrants!
Free sex changes (if you sign up to die for us... assuming you're not dead already :dog )!
More censorship!
More spying (on you)!
And a BRAND NEW... war on people guilty of wrongthink*!
*REMINDER: Silence is violence. If you do not express your wokeness at the regularly scheduled intervals (subject to change at any time), you are subject to prosecution for wrongthink. Punishment to include, but is not limited to: indefinite detention without due process, and of course... death! Punishment will be extended to friends and family of all who fail to report to their local reeducation center immediately upon notification of wrongthink violations (please contact your social media tech overlords for additional information).
Be sure to harvest the required number of votes in 2022 (subject to change at any time) to avoid additional penalties for domestic terrorism.
Good day, peasants!