Riddle of the day

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Riddle of the day

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 17th, 2021, 10:43 am

If you’re a business owner and now you have to pay $15 an hour minimum wage. Who do you hire. A white man? A black man? Or an immigrant? Choose wisely. It’s your money. And all three have no experience.
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby JdPat04 » January 17th, 2021, 2:07 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:If you’re a business owner and now you have to pay $15 an hour minimum wage. Who do you hire. A white man? A black man? Or an immigrant? Choose wisely. It’s your money. And all three have no experience.



Trick question

Answer
Spoiler:
nobody, you’re filing for bankruptcy
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 17th, 2021, 3:05 pm

You fire half your minimum wage employees, and make the rest work twice as hard.
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby JdPat04 » January 17th, 2021, 3:10 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:You fire half your minimum wage employees, and make the rest work twice as hard.


Fire the employees who are making more than minimum, and hire all part time workers so you don’t have to give them benefits
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 17th, 2021, 3:10 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:You fire half your minimum wage employees, and make the rest work twice as hard.

Or you hire illegals and keep a few that make $15 an hour on pay roll. Businesses will find a way to succeed.
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 17th, 2021, 3:43 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:You fire half your minimum wage employees, and make the rest work twice as hard.

Or you hire illegals and keep a few that make $15 an hour on pay roll. Businesses will find a way to succeed.


Once unemployment is high enough, you will find plenty of citizens willing to work (untaxed) for less than minimum wage.
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 17th, 2021, 4:17 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:You fire half your minimum wage employees, and make the rest work twice as hard.

Or you hire illegals and keep a few that make $15 an hour on pay roll. Businesses will find a way to succeed.


Once unemployment is high enough, you will find plenty of citizens willing to work (untaxed) for less than minimum wage.

I agree. So who do you hire that you can expect to show up and work everyday?
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby ericberry14 » January 17th, 2021, 5:24 pm

You sit at home as ordered and take what you’re given like a good boy
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby FSUKW » January 17th, 2021, 6:00 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:If you’re a business owner and now you have to pay $15 an hour minimum wage. Who do you hire. A white man? A black man? Or an immigrant? Choose wisely. It’s your money. And all three have no experience.


Easy.......automation!!!!
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby bigbluebazooka » January 17th, 2021, 11:38 pm

FSUKW wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:If you’re a business owner and now you have to pay $15 an hour minimum wage. Who do you hire. A white man? A black man? Or an immigrant? Choose wisely. It’s your money. And all three have no experience.


Easy.......automation!!!!

Yep. So this is what 80 million people voted for :ROFL
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby JdPat04 » January 17th, 2021, 11:47 pm

bigbluebazooka wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
bigbluebazooka wrote:If you’re a business owner and now you have to pay $15 an hour minimum wage. Who do you hire. A white man? A black man? Or an immigrant? Choose wisely. It’s your money. And all three have no experience.


Easy.......automation!!!!

Yep. So this is what 80 million people voted for :ROFL


“80 million people”
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Re: Riddle of the day

Postby Eye_of_Horus » January 18th, 2021, 2:15 am

I hire an illegal immigrant and pay him $10 under the table. :up
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