Florida Peeps

[Eye_of_Horus]

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[Eye_of_Horus]

Anywhere in north Florida outside major cities is more conservative, generally. Not sure why Muck is saying Gainesville and Jax are conservative considering their voting, but he would know better than I would. You might like west Florida around Pensacola or Panama City. It's a lot closer to AL and GA with calmer beaches than the Atlantic coast. Tallahassee has plenty of conservatives, too.

The further south you go, generally the more New England-y and Midwest-y it gets. If you like hunters wearing camo, rural north FL is the way to go. There are lots of areas that are within driving distance of a city. Just stay away from the fuckstain traffic enforcers in Mc Int osh Co unty, G A (Da ri en) on I-95. If I ever went crazy and went on a shooting spree, it would be at their sheriff's office.

Yeah, I definitely want to avoid New Englanders as much as possible. I have to deal with these fucktards daily right now. :sadyes

[FSUKW]

Depends on what you’re looking for.

Jobs?
Beach?
Weather?

I live in Windermere. Suburb of Orlando. Lots of nice areas just outside Orlando. Lots of shitty areas. Like most major cities - traffic sucks the closer you are to the city. Having Disney and beaches close is nice.

Jacksonville is nice. Nice winter weather on occasion.

Tampa is nice. Rinse and repeat of Orlando only more sports and beaches.

Anywhere from Jacksonville to Vero Beach is nice. Except Daytona Beach. Pure shit hole.

Anywhere from Clearwater to Marco Island is nice.

I grew up on panhandle. That’s gods country? LOL. Looking at you Destin and Ft Walton Beach.

Access to decent beaches is a plus. If I have to drive say 30 minutes to get to the beach, that's doable.

I want to be at least 30 minutes from a big city.

Jacksonville or Tampa areas are your best bet. Tons of nice surrounding cities. I wouldn’t call Pensacola big, but another nice option. (Less sports though)

[ericberry14]

No offense intended... my favorite part of Florida is leaving.

[FSUKW]

No offense intended... my favorite part of Florida is leaving.

You like leaving girls in bikinis and flip flops in January? :ROFL2

[ericberry14]

Yeah by the 3rd day I’m ready to leave. Fuck sand. Fuck salt water. All those chicks are too young and I’ve got plenty of hotties in skin tight clothes at the gym back home lol

[Eye_of_Horus]

No offense intended... my favorite part of Florida is leaving.

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[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Yeah by the 3rd day I’m ready to leave. Fuck sand. Fuck salt water. All those chicks are too young and I’ve got plenty of hotties in skin tight clothes at the gym back home lol

We have plenty of retirees if you don't like fertile women. Just go to The Villages and you'll do fine.

And there's this thing called a swimming pool. Tons of them are in FL. Also rivers and lakes, great fishing, but whatever.

[Eye_of_Horus]

Yeah by the 3rd day I’m ready to leave. Fuck sand. Fuck salt water. All those chicks are too young and I’ve got plenty of hotties in skin tight clothes at the gym back home lol

We have plenty of retirees if you don't like fertile women. Just go to The Villages and you'll do fine.

And there's this thing called a swimming pool. Tons of them are in FL. Also rivers and lakes, great fishing, but whatever.

Right. Florida isn't just a giant beach. :pimp

[ericberry14]

Why the fuck would I Florida to go to a swimming pool? Lol

Y’all need to just be ok with me not liking Florida. It’s not gonna kill you. Not like covid will..... lol jk

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Why the fuck would I Florida to go to a swimming pool? Lol

Y’all need to just be ok with me not liking Florida. It’s not gonna kill you. Not like covid will..... lol jk

It's fine that you don't like Florida. I'm not crazy about several parts of it, including Gainesville and Miami. All I'm saying is that your explanations don't really hold up.

The only things that TN has that FL doesn't have is snow (99% of the time), mountains, and Grand Ole Opry.

[CraigKressel]

Where are some decent areas to live (rural/semi-rural) that are in predominantly red counties? Keys? :thought

Wesley Chapel, Plant City, Riverview, Brandon, Bradenton areas are pretty good just outside Tampa area.

[Eye_of_Horus]

Where are some decent areas to live (rural/semi-rural) that are in predominantly red counties? Keys? :thought

Wesley Chapel, Plant City, Riverview, Brandon, Bradenton areas are pretty good just outside Tampa area.

Thank you