Quote of the day.

[FSUKW]

"The liberals hate the distraction caused by the Thai boys soccer recuse efforts. It's drowning out their anti-Trump whining and MSM air time."

-random message board poster

:ROFL2

[Muck FcDisney]

Here's mine...

1-Year-Old Baby Appears In Immigration Court, Cries Hysterically
Mary Papenfuss, HuffPost•July 8, 2018

https://www.yahoo.com/news/old-baby-app ... 18726.html


PatMcCrotc 2 hours ago

FACTCHECK: Do babies cry because Donald Trump was elected?

Here are the facts:
1.) On November 8, 2016, Donald Trump was elected President of the United States.
2.) Every day since then, babies have cried.

The non-partisan scientific experts at Huffington Post interviewed hundreds of parents who have had children since 11/8/2016. All stated that their babies cry. Some cry multiple times per day. Many have lost control of bodily functions and require diapers. Others babble incoherently, while some do not speak at all. We attempted to interview the babies themselves, but most of them were asleep, nursing, or crying, presumably because Donald Trump is president. These babies ranged in age from 1 day to their late 60's.

Do babies cry because Donald Trump was elected? We rate this claim DOUBLEPLUSTRUE.

[JdPat04]

My son was born in 2013 and acted the same way. He's mostly grown out of it which was coincidentally when Trump was saying he was running and obummer was close to leaving.... :thought



He's probably just a racist though

[Muck FcDisney]

My son was born in 2013 and acted the same way. He's mostly grown out of it which was coincidentally when Trump was saying he was running and obummer was close to leaving.... :thought



He's probably just a racist though

Too bad we didn't elect Hillary. You'd still have time for a late term abortion. #AbortWhitey #AbortNotDeport

[FSUKW]

"Miami has never won a national title in a game viewed on a television set that was wider than it was tall"

:ROFL2

[FSUKW]

"4 is the number of times FSU has won the ACC since Miami joined, while 3 is the total number of points Miami has scored in the ACCCG since it joined"

:dog

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

"Miami has never won a national title in a game viewed on a television set that was wider than it was tall"

:ROFL2

That's incorrect. Televisions may not have had a widescreen (1.78:1) option, but the common TV ratio was 1.33;1, wider than it was tall. I don't think I've seen a TV that was taller than it was wide.

Did you get that shit from TamponblockedNation?

Make fun of the Candy Canes all you want, but at least be somewhat accurate about it. Geez.

[FSUKW]

"Miami has never won a national title in a game viewed on a television set that was wider than it was tall"

:ROFL2

That's incorrect. Televisions may not have had a widescreen (1.78:1) option, but the common TV ratio was 1.33;1, wider than it was tall. I don't think I've seen a TV that was taller than it was wide.

Did you get that shit from TamponblockedNation?

Make fun of the Candy Canes all you want, but at least be somewhat accurate about it. Geez.

I don't care. It's still funny!

It's linked on TN, but from SBNation.

[Muck FcDisney]

"Miami has never won a national title in a game viewed on a television set that was wider than it was tall"

:ROFL2

That's incorrect. Televisions may not have had a widescreen (1.78:1) option, but the common TV ratio was 1.33;1, wider than it was tall. I don't think I've seen a TV that was taller than it was wide.

Did you get that shit from TamponblockedNation?

Make fun of the Candy Canes all you want, but at least be somewhat accurate about it. Geez.

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