Dumbass Day (rant)

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Went to a Walmart today. I live 10-15 minutes away. The trip back was
nothing short of fucking retarded.

1) Dumbass spic cunt next to me (who was wearing a Walmart vest)
fucking pulls out the wrong way in a one-way lane and nearly hits my
car.

2) Same dumb spic cunt nearly hits me in a double-left turn because
she's fucking incompetent, can't figure out turn lanes, and somehow
got a driver license (or is driving illegally).

3) Some dumb cunt also near me couldn't put her fucking cart in the
cart dropoff and it rolled into the middle of the lane and I had to
avoid it.

4) Fucking cash register at self-checkout had 3 problems while we were
in line or checking out.

5) Old fucktard man turns left in front of me into a parking lot in a
45 MPH zone and is so slow I have to slam on the brakes to avoid him.

6) Some stupid ass piece of shit is literally driving down the middle
of a two-way, two-lane road, clearly marked by a fucking double yellow
line.

All that shit happened in 10 fucking minutes today. WTF. And I should
add they all had local (same state) plates. Fucking pieces of shit.

:mad :blowup :mad

[FSUKW]

LOL

My rant:

I’m in Daytona Beach for weekend.

Shittiest beach in Florida but it’s close and hotel is free.

Red necks and homeless everywhere. Some tatted up skank buried her cigarette butts after done. I’m not some environmentalist but that is horse shit.

Got to watch red neck bay watch swim out to tell some guy he was too far out. Swimmer asked the kid/lifeguard “you look tired” when he got to him. :biglol

[bigbluebazooka]

LOL

My rant:

I’m in Daytona Beach for weekend.

Shittiest beach in Florida but it’s close and hotel is free.

Red necks and homeless everywhere. Some tatted up skank buried her cigarette butts after done. I’m not some environmentalist but that is horse shit.

Got to watch red neck bay watch swim out to tell some guy he was too far out. Swimmer asked the kid/lifeguard “you look tired” when he got to him. :biglol

I’ve been in Daytona for a month now. Greetings from white trash america.

[ericberry14]

The girl from my gym is slightly less sexy than Abby dowse... look up Abby dowse. You nerds are fuckin welcome

[JdPat04]

The girl from my gym is slightly less sexy than Abby dowse... look up Abby dowse. You nerds are fuckin welcome

Her face is gross and her circus sized cans are ridiculous. :yawn

Doesn't even matter what the girl looks like because it's EB :dog

[FSUKW]

LOL

My rant:

I’m in Daytona Beach for weekend.

Shittiest beach in Florida but it’s close and hotel is free.

Red necks and homeless everywhere. Some tatted up skank buried her cigarette butts after done. I’m not some environmentalist but that is horse shit.

Got to watch red neck bay watch swim out to tell some guy he was too far out. Swimmer asked the kid/lifeguard “you look tired” when he got to him. :biglol

I’ve been in Daytona for a month now. Greetings from white trash america.

Understatement of the year.

(I meant to say she buried her cigarette butt in the sand on the beach)

[ericberry14]

The girl from my gym is slightly less sexy than Abby dowse... look up Abby dowse. You nerds are fuckin welcome

Her face is gross and her circus sized cans are ridiculous. :yawn

Gay

[mrfree]

Went to a Walmart today. I live 10-15 minutes away. The trip back was
nothing short of fucking retarded.

1) Dumbass spic cunt next to me (who was wearing a Walmart vest)
fucking pulls out the wrong way in a one-way lane and nearly hits my
car.

2) Same dumb spic cunt nearly hits me in a double-left turn because
she's fucking incompetent, can't figure out turn lanes, and somehow
got a driver license (or is driving illegally).

3) Some dumb cunt also near me couldn't put her fucking cart in the
cart dropoff and it rolled into the middle of the lane and I had to
avoid it.

4) Fucking cash register at self-checkout had 3 problems while we were
in line or checking out.

5) Old fucktard man turns left in front of me into a parking lot in a
45 MPH zone and is so slow I have to slam on the brakes to avoid him.

6) Some stupid ass piece of shit is literally driving down the middle
of a two-way, two-lane road, clearly marked by a fucking double yellow
line.

All that shit happened in 10 fucking minutes today. WTF. And I should
add they all had local (same state) plates. Fucking pieces of shit.

:mad :blowup :mad

Says the guy that went to walmart :ROFL

[Muck FcDisney]

Says the guy that went to walmart :ROFL

What did OP expect? Average IQ drops dramatically as you get closer to one. Once you reach the parking lot, you're lucky to be in the 80's.

I do go there on occasion, unfortunately, but every time I do I wonder how the human race continues to function. :facepalm

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Says the guy that went to walmart :ROFL

What did OP expect? Average IQ drops dramatically as you get closer to one. Once you reach the parking lot, you're lucky to be in the 80's.

I do go there on occasion, unfortunately, but every time I do I wonder how the human race continues to function. :facepalm

One or two of those instances is fine, but not that many. Two of them had nothing to do with Walmart. I've been there plenty of times without half that stuff going wrong.

girl buried cigarette butts in the sand.

That's fucking disgusting, but I don't expect much from smokers. Most of them seem to lack hygienic intelligence.

It reminds me of the two times I saw people in a car throw an entire fast-food bag out of the car (one actually set it down in the middle of the road at a red light). Disgusting.

[FSUKW]

Says the guy that went to walmart :ROFL

What did OP expect? Average IQ drops dramatically as you get closer to one. Once you reach the parking lot, you're lucky to be in the 80's.

I do go there on occasion, unfortunately, but every time I do I wonder how the human race continues to function. :facepalm

One or two of those instances is fine, but not that many. Two of them had nothing to do with Walmart. I've been there plenty of times without half that stuff going wrong.

girl buried cigarette butts in the sand.

That's fucking disgusting, but I don't expect much from smokers. Most of them seem to lack hygienic intelligence.

It reminds me of the two times I saw people in a car throw an entire fast-food bag out of the car (one actually set it down in the middle of the road at a red light). Disgusting.

I once saw a sheriff's car at a stop light 1) on his laptop 2) smoking a cigarette 3) drinking coffee 4) talking on cell phone 5) he then throws cigarette butt out the window.

:facepalm

[bigbluebazooka]

Caught this one using her sign to hide her phone. :ROFL2

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[FSUKW]

Caught this one using her sign to hide her phone. :ROFL2

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We gave a homeless lady an egg and cheese biscuit from Dunkin Donuts on our way out of Daytona. We had ordered one and it was 2 for 1 but we didn't need two. The best part was, this lady was sitting in front of Crispy Creme. We also offered her a dozen donut holes. They messed up and gave us the wrong kind but we got to keep the dozen they did wrong. Again, we didn't need that many. She said "I don't eat donuts". We laughed since she was sitting in front of Crispy Creme. That free biscuit made her damn day though....LOL

(I had 6 teenagers with us - reason for so much food)

[FuckESPNdotCOM]

Fucking retard in the drive-thru is giving instructions for a very specific drink combination... of lemonade. Fucking holding up the drive-thru lane because she's too fucking lazy to go inside and make her own goddamn lemonade shotgun.

I mean ordering only one drink in the drive thru is a dick move anyway, but holding up the line because you have the dumbest motherfucking "dietary needs" in a goddamn cup of lemonade is fucking ridiculous.

And this is while they're evacuating half of the eastern seaboard. Fucking asshole bitch.