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Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 2nd, 2018, 1:00 pm
by JdPat04
Been playing Zelda BotW. Game is fucking amazing.


Mario was fun as hell but it doesn't compare to Zelda. I haven't played games like this in years as in nothing really holds my attention. Batman did a pretty good job but was over pretty fast. Then they are coming out with Smash Brothers too.

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 5th, 2018, 3:23 pm
by ScotchFrost97
is it the old gamesor what?

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 5th, 2018, 3:47 pm
by Muck FcDisney
ScotchFrost97 wrote:is it the old gamesor what?


Nah fam. BotW is only a year old. Lit af yo.

brb, imma go snort a condom.

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 6th, 2018, 5:14 pm
by JdPat04
ScotchFrost97 wrote:is it the old gamesor what?


As muck said, nope.

It's the new Nintendo console. Portable console with a screen or just set it in its base and plug in the UAB and play it on any tv.

Can also connect them with other switches and play, and shit like that. I haven't done that yet or anything, have only played Mario Oddysey, Mario Kart, and Zelda.

If not for Zelda is still play my Super Nintendo the most.

I best the story mode already so compared to the other zeldas it was disappointing (only 4 bosses and then Ganon twice) unlike Ocarina of Time where there was around 10 plus Ganon.

Though the side quests, shrines, other things to do and the huge ass Map makes up for it along with the beauty of the game. They have Extra DLC but I haven't even looked at that.

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 10th, 2018, 10:50 pm
by FlatEarth
:homo

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 10th, 2018, 11:15 pm
by FuckESPNdotCOM
The Switch is Nintendo's latest failure in a long list of failures.
Not necessarily a commercial failure, but just another in the long
line of "fuck you's" that company has thrown at their customers. Wii
sucked (especially online play), Wii U probably sucked since it sold
about 20 consoles, and the Switch is fucking broken garbage that
scratches its own screen.

They're all gimmick systems because when you compare the library and
intellectual properties, Nintendo falls flat to both PS4 and Xbox Uno.
Nintendo's most "useful" thing to come out in the past 12 years is
their emulation of older games on newer consoles. If my girlfriend
wasn't addicted to Pokemon, I wouldn't have bought a single thing from
Nintendo in a decade. I bought a 3DS to play with her and the pieces
of shit at Nintendo didn't even include a charging cable with it: I
had to go out and buy one. If that isn't a "Fuck you, idiot, for
buying our shit. Now go buy some more necessary 'accessories,'" I
don't know what is.


https://youtu.be/Zc9GyiKdHto

Their launch was so bad with errors and dead pixels that they updated
their fucking site to say "Dead pixels? That happens. Deal with it."
in slightly less arrogant and "fuck you" terms.

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 11th, 2018, 12:21 am
by JdPat04
Our switch is still unscratched

Re: Any of you play the Switch?

PostPosted: April 11th, 2018, 2:31 pm
by Muck FcDisney
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:If my girlfriend wasn't addicted to Pokemon...


:pedo