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I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 26th, 2018, 11:38 pm
by 08GatorBait
I had a head injury and it came to me while my mom cooked pancakes the next morning. I had to work at Mcdonald's later on where I've been for six years and may become shift leader soon! All the "brilliant" minds like Hawkings, Einstein, Galleleo or however you spell that liars name. All lied to us. NASA IS MADE UP. NASA CAN ONLY BE THERE IF THE EARTH IS ROUND. These "geniuses" are just paid off by secret underground societies that control the FLAT World. Thousands upon thousands of fellow virgins living in their mom's home with dead end jobs and no male role models to make them productive men like me HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. You imbeciles keep listening to that crippled Hawkings guy who died(ha..guess the government funding didn't save your life biatch). I'll listen to the thousands and thousands of basement dwelling neck beards who have seen the light!
EOT. Cause you can't argue with me. I know more..you just aren't WOKE BRO
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 27th, 2018, 12:22 am
by FSUKW
Somebody :drunk
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 27th, 2018, 12:39 am
by JdPat04
FSUKW wrote:Somebody :drunk
Looks to me
Like he hit the nail on the head
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 27th, 2018, 12:58 am
by Carr2Cooper
Earth is a cube dumbasses
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 27th, 2018, 3:00 am
by Muck FcDisney
08GatorBait wrote:I had a head injury and it came to me while my mom cooked pancakes the next morning. I had to work at Mcdonald's later on where I've been for six years and may become shift leader soon! All the "brilliant" minds like Hawkings, Einstein, Galleleo or however you spell that liars name. All lied to us. NASA IS MADE UP. NASA CAN ONLY BE THERE IF THE EARTH IS ROUND. These "geniuses" are just paid off by secret underground societies that control the FLAT World. Thousands upon thousands of fellow virgins living in their mom's home with dead end jobs and no male role models to make them productive men like me HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT. You imbeciles keep listening to that crippled Hawkings guy who died(ha..guess the government funding didn't save your life biatch). I'll listen to the thousands and thousands of basement dwelling neck beards who have seen the light!
EOT. Cause you can't argue with me. I know more..you just aren't WOKE BRO
When you put it that way... :thought
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 28th, 2018, 5:07 pm
by FlatEarth
The only "theory" is the heliocentric model. It's 100% unproven...
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 28th, 2018, 6:21 pm
by Muck FcDisney
FlatEarth wrote:The only "theory" is the heliocentric model. It's 100% unproven...
Damn straight! Flat earth is 100% proofeded! To the ice wall! :chaingun
Re: I'm starting to buy into the flat Earth theory

Posted:
March 28th, 2018, 11:59 pm
by FlatEarth
More like understand where you live and that your life matters more than selling a garden ho to a hoe.
Oh, wait...