Just flew Southwest. I hate that airline. I haven't sat in a middle seat in 15 years.

Monday - middle seat
Thursday - middle seat

Fuck not being able to pick your seat ahead of time. I will never fly them again if I can help it.

:finger

Oh, and another guitar.

:finger

Hey airlines, it screws up the entire overhead compartment. Make that lazy hippie check it.

Southwest is by far the worst because of open seating

I hate queers that carry their guitar through the airport, I want to John Bolshie that shit, no is impressed, fucktard!

gatrnation1 wrote:I hate queers that carry their guitar through the airport, I want to John Bolshie that shit, no is impressed, fucktard!

Amen!!

And I also hate faggots who put their jackets in the overhead.

Let's talk about the joke that is security.

They have a cart that displays prohibited items on it. One of them was a bic lighter. Retard in front of me made it through security with a bic lighter. Million dollar x ray machine didn't catch it.

Why do old people not have to take their shoes off. Is security not important enough to inconvenience the elderly?

They haven't prevented hijackings with all this pretend enhanced security, it's that nobody has tried it.

Oh and more Disney bags.....:facepalm

No guitars today though.

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

FSUKW wrote:I went to a national sales meeting

A salesman. It explains so much. I don't think nice guys lie and manipulate people to line their pockets.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

FSUKW wrote:I went to a national sales meeting

A salesman. It explains so much. I don't think nice guys lie and manipulate people to line their pockets.

SALES?!?

That means he SOLD something!

Which means it wasn't FREE! :shocker


Fuckin' capitalism... people making money and shit. :boo


What do you do again?

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

FSUKW wrote:I went to a national sales meeting

A salesman. It explains so much. I don't think nice guys lie and manipulate people to line their pockets.

SALES?!?

That means he SOLD something!

Which means it wasn't FREE! :shocker


Fuckin' capitalism... people making money and shit. :boo


What do you do again?

Software dev.
It has nothing to do with capitalism and everything with being a slimeball. One of my earlier jobs was a sales job. I quit after two days because I'd rather be looking for jobs than lying to people to make money. Didn't make a sale but honestly I'm glad I didn't because the sick shit they trained me to do with bending the truth every which way to pressure people into buying shit was shady. If you choose sales as a career rather than a temporary job, you have serious issues with integrity.
You can buy and sell stuff without a middleman piece of shit sales associate. Pro tip: Geek Squad is primarily made of salespeople and they've gotten caught being fraudulent pieces of shit pushing new hardware or ridiculous fees for a simple fix.
Broken HD, virus lies just to sell a fucking computer. Look up any Gamestop rant on Youtube and you can see what sort of bullshit is done to and done by sales associates.

I provide loans to businesses for commercial equipment - primarily in the transportation and construction segment. Businesses need loans to buy equipment. Equipment needed to make their business money. I'm not making them borrow money nor am I forcing them to buy something they don't need.

Nice reach!

FSUKW wrote:I provide loans to businesses for commercial equipment - primarily in the transportation and construction segment. Businesses need loans to buy equipment. Equipment needed to make their business money. I'm not making them borrow money nor am I forcing them to buy something they don't need.

Nice reach!

Fair point. I was wrong.

You didn't deserve that. :sorry Still hate salespeople, though

FSUKW wrote:I provide loans to businesses for commercial equipment - primarily in the transportation and construction segment. Businesses need loans to buy equipment. Equipment needed to make their business money. I'm not making them borrow money nor am I forcing them to buy something they don't need.

Nice reach!

Loans? Are you charging interest?!? JEW WORLD ORDER!!! :mad

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FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

FSUKW wrote:I went to a national sales meeting

A salesman. It explains so much. I don't think nice guys lie and manipulate people to line their pockets.

SALES?!?

That means he SOLD something!

Which means it wasn't FREE! :shocker


Fuckin' capitalism... people making money and shit. :boo


What do you do again?

Software dev.
It has nothing to do with capitalism and everything with being a slimeball. One of my earlier jobs was a sales job. I quit after two days because I'd rather be looking for jobs than lying to people to make money. Didn't make a sale but honestly I'm glad I didn't because the sick shit they trained me to do with bending the truth every which way to pressure people into buying shit was shady. If you choose sales as a career rather than a temporary job, you have serious issues with integrity.
You can buy and sell stuff without a middleman piece of shit sales associate. Pro tip: Geek Squad is primarily made of salespeople and they've gotten caught being fraudulent pieces of shit pushing new hardware or ridiculous fees for a simple fix.
Broken HD, virus lies just to sell a fucking computer. Look up any Gamestop rant on Youtube and you can see what sort of bullshit is done to and done by sales associates.

Yeah, but not all sales are evil. My biggest problem with current slimy sales fux is healthcare. Selling you all sorts of pharms and procedures you don't need. This will continue to drive up healthcare costs regardless of what legislation Obama/Trump/whoever passes.

I worked at TruGreen back in the day, so I know all about shady sales. I worked there for a year or so, but quit after about 2 weeks of sales. Their model basically works like this:

-solicitors fuck over sales by saying people want an estimate when they really don't (to meet quotas)
-sales fuck over the techs by underestimating the size of the lawn (to make the sale)
-techs fuck over the customer by half-assing jobs because they are supposed to cover x number of square feet per day

In the end, the only person who really gets screwed is the customer.

Delayed at airport. Super lame. I wonder if the cripple who needed wheelchair assistance caused it. :thought

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Delayed at airport. Super lame. I wonder if the cripple who needed wheelchair assistance caused it. :thought

Timmy or Jimmy?

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Delayed at airport. Super lame. I wonder if the cripple who needed wheelchair assistance caused it. :thought

Timmy or Jimmy?

Jimmy don't need no damn wheelchair!

Why are there air vents on a plane that provide as much relief as an 80-year-old with lung cancer blowing cool air from 5 feet away? What's the fucking point?

I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Minnesota in January?!? :scared

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Minnesota in January?!? :scared

I thought the same thing last time I went there in January. (It was snowing). I packed like a bitch and then I got there and realized the entire city is accessible via tubes and you literally never have to go outside. My team there told me that week I am there is the coldest week of the year on record.