FSUKW wrote:An old Spanish lady 4 rows behind me just walked past 6 rows (including mine) as plane is pulling up to gate to exit plane.

I want to throat punch her.

She somehow thinks she has the right to get off before me when she was 4 rows behind me.

Plane etiquette 101, let the row in front of you go first, I see that shit I get up and block, fuck those people! :nuhuh

The worst is old men who think it's okay to hang out in the locker room naked.

I workout at the gym at work, which is pretty convenient. I used to get there earlier when I lived farther away so that I could be the traffic. Right when I'd be getting there, this old codger would usually be just about done with his workout. So, I would do my workout, usually takes me around 45 minutes, and then I go shower. Well, most days, he'd still be in the locker room. But not only that, he'd be walking around naked. Like just about every god damn day. Now, I don't know how long it takes some people to shower and put clothes on, but I can usually shower, put clothes on, put on my deodorant, and comb my hair in like 20 mins. But after 45 minutes this guy would still not have had time to put his clothes on. And even worse, he'd carry on conversations with dudes in the locker room while he was naked. Every day I'm thinking "bruh, put some clothes on before you talk to people. It's fucking disgusting!"
I've read gym horror stories on an old thread on bodybuilding.com and all the locker room shenanigans are always done by old codgers.

Canes_Knights wrote:The worst is old men who think it's okay to hang out in the locker room naked.

I workout at the gym at work, which is pretty convenient. I used to get there earlier when I lived farther away so that I could be the traffic. Right when I'd be getting there, this old codger would usually be just about done with his workout. So, I would do my workout, usually takes me around 45 minutes, and then I go shower. Well, most days, he'd still be in the locker room. But not only that, he'd be walking around naked. Like just about every god damn day. Now, I don't know how long it takes some people to shower and put clothes on, but I can usually shower, put clothes on, put on my deodorant, and comb my hair in like 20 mins. But after 45 minutes this guy would still not have had time to put his clothes on. And even worse, he'd carry on conversations with dudes in the locker room while he was naked. Every day I'm thinking "bruh, put some clothes on before you talk to people. It's fucking disgusting!"
I've read gym horror stories on an old thread on bodybuilding.com and all the locker room shenanigans are always done by old codgers.

Thread took a turn...:dog

I agree, some people don't get it. You could solve your problems and workout after work when they are in bed.

I have to workout before work or the day can discourage me. I always feel better after working out too so it's a good way to start the day. We don't have the naked old man problems though

sellular1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Lulz at tards flying in coach :wave2

Lulz at old people being old

sellular1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Lulz at tards flying in coach :wave2

As I walk by each person In first class I usually think:

"What a Douche Bag"

"That fag makes 10.00 an hour"

"Pretentious prick"

"There's Sell"

"What a bitch"

"I want to throat punch this idiot"

FSUKW wrote:

sellular1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Lulz at tards flying in coach :wave2

As I walk by each person In first class I usually think:

"What a Douche Bag"

"That fag makes 10.00 an hour"

"Pretentious prick"

"There's Sell"

"What a bitch"

"I want to throat punch this idiot"

So there's only one person in first class? Ask for the free upgrayyed! :pimp

sellular1 wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FSUKW wrote:

sellular1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Lulz at tards flying in coach :wave2

As I walk by each person In first class I usually think:

"What a Douche Bag"

"That fag makes 10.00 an hour"

"Pretentious prick"

"There's Sell"

"What a bitch"

"I want to throat punch this idiot"

So there's only one person in first class? Ask for the free upgrayyed! :pimp

I think I see what you did there... :blowup

:biglol

I hate the fucks that want to talk during a flight. Fuck you, I've never seen you before and after we land I'll never see you again so fuck you, your job and your family!!! :blowup

JdPat04 wrote:

sellular1 wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FSUKW wrote:

sellular1 wrote:

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:

FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Lulz at tards flying in coach :wave2

As I walk by each person In first class I usually think:

"What a Douche Bag"

"That fag makes 10.00 an hour"

"Pretentious prick"

"There's Sell"

"What a bitch"

"I want to throat punch this idiot"

So there's only one person in first class? Ask for the free upgrayyed! :pimp

I think I see what you did there... :blowup

:biglol

:biglol

ericberry14 wrote:Nothing is worse than southwest. You have to deal with all of the shit mentioned above and add in open seating. People are just dumb as fuck... And rude as fuck. Simple. Try again

I've never had any issues with Southwest, now United is a whole different story. Fuck those faggots.

Eye_of_Horus wrote:

ericberry14 wrote:Nothing is worse than southwest. You have to deal with all of the shit mentioned above and add in open seating. People are just dumb as fuck... And rude as fuck. Simple. Try again

I've never had any issues with Southwest, now United is a whole different story. Fuck those faggots.

Yeah, just flew to Chicago on United. Made plans seven months ago, had my 11 AM switched to 7 AM had to get up real early to catch my flight plus the usual masses of fucktards with all their overhead luggage and assholes putting on their jackets before they leave the airplane. Put that shit on once in the airport you stupid fucks! Why do it before exiting the aircraft? :blowup :banghead :facepalm

Just flew to Phoenix and back on American. Flight out was OK.

Flight back:

-family of 6 in front of me brought on two boxed pizzas.
-girl next to me in window seat had a Styrofoam meal consisting of eggs, potatoes and other breakfast shit.

Plane smelled like shit for 2 hours. I wanted to pay them back by throwing up.

I hate flying.

FSUKW wrote:Just flew to Phoenix and back on American. Flight out was OK.

Flight back:

-family of 6 in front of me brought on two boxed pizzas.
-girl next to me in window seat had a Styrofoam meal consisting of eggs, potatoes and other breakfast shit.

Plane smelled like shit for 2 hours. I wanted to pay them back by throwing up.

I hate flying.

:biglol

:word

Muck - it came after two 16 hour days at a national sales meeting where we drank heavily and slept little. All I wanted to do was sleep on the plane but the smell was horrid.

:thought

We brought a box of Krispy Kreme on the plane before headed back to Alberqurque with my bro.

FSUKW wrote:Muck - it came after two 16 hour days at a national sales meeting where we drank heavily and slept little. All I wanted to do was sleep on the plane but the smell was horrid.

Yeah, I always plan to sleep on the plane, but never can.

I need to get in good with the woman's uncle so I can ride the fam jet. :yes

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FSUKW wrote:Muck - it came after two 16 hour days at a national sales meeting where we drank heavily and slept little. All I wanted to do was sleep on the plane but the smell was horrid.

Yeah, I always plan to sleep on the plane, but never can.

I need to get in good with the woman's uncle so I can ride the fam jet. :yes

Just ask KW for his :lolthumb

JdPat04 wrote:

Muck FcDisney wrote:

FSUKW wrote:Muck - it came after two 16 hour days at a national sales meeting where we drank heavily and slept little. All I wanted to do was sleep on the plane but the smell was horrid.

Yeah, I always plan to sleep on the plane, but never can.

I need to get in good with the woman's uncle so I can ride the fam jet. :yes

Just ask KW for his :lolthumb

I wish that thread was here on TSH...... :sigh

I'm flying to LA on the 20th, I might just shit my pants as a big fuck you.