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Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:32 pm
by FSUKW
Guitars are not carry on!

Carry on does not equal: suitcase, purse, bag of Disney shit (all at the same time).

Go to the bathroom before you get on the plane.

Airlines should make you lazy assholes check everything but a purse or suit case!!!!

And for the love of god, please go back to loading the plane from the rear first!!!

I hate flying!!!!!

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:43 pm
by MIAMIDOMINATION
FSUKW wrote:Guitars are not carry on!

Carry on does not equal: suitcase, purse, bag of Disney shit (all at the same time).

Go to the bathroom before you get on the plane.

Airlines should make you lazy assholes check everything but a purse or suit case!!!!

And for the love of god, please go back to loading the plane from the rear first!!!

I hate flying!!!!!

lmao at a guitar carry on

but the real retard is the airline who let them carry it on ....

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:47 pm
by Muck FcDisney
You sell the Lear? Broke ass fuck. :boo

Also, what are you doing to offset your carbon footprint*? :toetap

*if you make (1) end of world prediction per stop (must be carbon-related), you are exempt

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:50 pm
by FSUKW
Muck FcDisney wrote:You sell the Lear? Broke ass fuck. :boo

Also, what are you doing to offset your carbon footprint*? :toetap

*if you make (1) end of world prediction per stop (must be carbon-related), you are exempt


I'm so pissed at flying, I'm ready to boo a military guy...... :banghead

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:53 pm
by FSUKW
I see at least 20 idiots with suitcases too big for carry on so they turn them sideways. Fuck that!! Those idiots should be fined.

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 4:59 pm
by FSUKW
When I land in Orlando in a few hours, I have a dead car battery to contend with!!

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 5:07 pm
by FSUKW
The highlight of my trip was sitting at a bar in Atlanta and overhearing two guys discuss UGA football.

First guy says "is coach smart on the hot seat?"

Second guy says "no it was his first season"

First guy asks "where did he come from?"

Second guy says "he was the Offensive Coordinator at BAMA."

I had many replies lined up but said fuck it and kept quiet. I am losing faith in humanity!! I felt like asking, so how is college football up in Indiana?

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 5:26 pm
by Muck FcDisney
FSUKW wrote:The highlight of my trip was sitting at a bar in Atlanta and overhearing two guys discuss UGA football.

First guy says "is coach smart on the hot seat?"

Second guy says "no it was his first season"

First guy asks "where did he come from?"

Second guy says "he was the Offensive Coordinator at BAMA."

I had many replies lined up but said fuck it and kept quiet. I am losing faith in humanity!! I felt like asking, so how is college football up in Indiana?


What were you doing in the A? You could have had dranx with me and sooners instead of those inbreds. :toetap

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 5:39 pm
by FSUKW
Muck FcDisney wrote:
FSUKW wrote:The highlight of my trip was sitting at a bar in Atlanta and overhearing two guys discuss UGA football.

First guy says "is coach smart on the hot seat?"

Second guy says "no it was his first season"

First guy asks "where did he come from?"

Second guy says "he was the Offensive Coordinator at BAMA."

I had many replies lined up but said fuck it and kept quiet. I am losing faith in humanity!! I felt like asking, so how is college football up in Indiana?


What were you doing in the A? You could have had dranx with me and sooners instead of those inbreds. :toetap


And ruin my super human internet persona???

Last minute and unexpected trip for work. I'll hit you up next time.

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 5:42 pm
by MIAMIDOMINATION
FSUKW wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
FSUKW wrote:The highlight of my trip was sitting at a bar in Atlanta and overhearing two guys discuss UGA football.

First guy says "is coach smart on the hot seat?"

Second guy says "no it was his first season"

First guy asks "where did he come from?"

Second guy says "he was the Offensive Coordinator at BAMA."

I had many replies lined up but said fuck it and kept quiet. I am losing faith in humanity!! I felt like asking, so how is college football up in Indiana?


What were you doing in the A? You could have had dranx with me and sooners instead of those inbreds. :toetap


And ruin my super human internet persona???

Last minute and unexpected trip for work. I'll hit you up next time.

i wouldnt call someone owned by md a superhuman

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 6:04 pm
by Citronauts_Knights
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:i wouldnt call someone owned by md


FTFY

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 6:16 pm
by Muck FcDisney
Canes_Knights wrote:
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:i wouldnt call someone owned by md


FTFY


We might let you join us.

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 7:22 pm
by FSUKW
I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 7:25 pm
by FSUKW
An old Spanish lady 4 rows behind me just walked past 6 rows (including mine) as plane is pulling up to gate to exit plane.

I want to throat punch her.

She somehow thinks she has the right to get off before me when she was 4 rows behind me.

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 7:28 pm
by MIAMIDOMINATION
FSUKW wrote:I am a nice guy in real life, but I would fist fight a nun over stupid stuff airline passengers try to pull off.

i sat next to a guy who kept fidgeting and moving around for the first 30 minutes and i demanded them sit me somewhere else before i hurled that motherfucker out of the emergency exit

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 8:02 pm
by Eye_of_Horus
:dog

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 11:06 pm
by ericberry14
Nothing is worse than southwest. You have to deal with all of the shit mentioned above and add in open seating. People are just dumb as fuck... And rude as fuck. Simple. Try again

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 16th, 2016, 11:59 pm
by FSUKW
ericberry14 wrote:Nothing is worse than southwest. You have to deal with all of the shit mentioned above and add in open seating. People are just dumb as fuck... And rude as fuck. Simple. Try again


I hate flying. I am glad I only have to do it about 5 or 6 times a year.

Guy in the seat next to me had blue jeans on and a tank top. I spent an hour and 11 minutes holding my tongue. Hey faggot, unless your at a gym, tank tops for men went out in the 80's!!!!

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 17th, 2016, 12:33 am
by ericberry14
I fucking hate dudes at the gym in tank tops. Or beaters. Bitch get your sweaty ass off the equipment. There is this one dude I call wolf man that has the hairiest back of all time and he wears a fucking beater... Dude where a fucking t shirt bitch!! No one wants to see that and damn sure no one wants to touch anything that touched your nasty ass hairy ass sweaty back. :wtf

Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

PostPosted: December 17th, 2016, 12:34 am
by ericberry14
And if he wore a tshirt no one would even know how disgusting his back is