Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » January 12th, 2018, 9:29 pm

FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 12th, 2018, 9:40 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.


Black (and female) snowmen are really underrepresented in this country. At least snowmen aren't allowed to vote... yet. Fucking liars. :down
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » January 13th, 2018, 4:35 pm

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.


I hope it's snowing. I don't see snow often.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby JdPat04 » January 13th, 2018, 4:43 pm

FSUKW wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.


I hope it's snowing. I don't see snow often.

Was 63 yesterday and then started snowing this morning
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby Muck FcDisney » January 13th, 2018, 5:56 pm

JdPat04 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.


I hope it's snowing. I don't see snow often.

Was 63 yesterday and then started snowing this morning


This is the weirdest winter ever.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby JdPat04 » January 13th, 2018, 10:03 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
FSUKW wrote:
FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:
FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!

Good luck.

Go Gophers. Snow is supposed to be a winter wonderland. It kind of sucks ass. Frosty lied.


I hope it's snowing. I don't see snow often.

Was 63 yesterday and then started snowing this morning


This is the weirdest winter ever.



Actually had a snow day on Monday last year and was 73 on the 12th just like this week (except it was 63 this year)


Though I don't know if it snowed the next day :lolthumb
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » February 11th, 2018, 11:16 pm

FSUKW wrote:I am flying twice in the next couple of weeks. Phoenix and Minneapolis.

God help me!!!


Fairly uneventful.

-Had plane taxi down runway only to be diverted to have plane de-iced. First time for that.

- Guy with Skateboard as carry on.

-Woman in front of me stowed her suitcase and laptop bag in the overhead. Dumb bitch!

-Tons of people wearing masks.

-Got behind a jewish couple and their kid in security. Old school jewish. Haircut, beard and long robed clothing. Took forever. They were really nice about it.

Best part is I took off and it was 82 and I landed and it was 21 with 1 foot of snow on the ground...... :2thumbs
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » February 18th, 2018, 11:02 pm

:ROFL2

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/1 ... nding.html

"A pilot made an emergency landing after a fight broke out over a passenger who allegedly refused to stop passing gas"
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Will you shitheads learn how to drive?

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » March 1st, 2018, 10:47 pm

Fuck I-40. Fuck that road. Fuck Nashville. Fuck potholes that are bigger than motorcycles. Fuck turn lanes that have separate, circular red lights. Fuck drizzling for >24 hours. Fuck.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » March 26th, 2018, 5:24 pm

The hits just keep on coming:

- last Friday, guy carrying on a boogie board. I may have been ok with it if he didn’t have a carry on suitcase and a backpack. I hope they made his dumb ass check it at the gate. He got on first and I got on last.

- connected in Atlanta on Thursday. Had 19 minutes to get from Terminal C to Terminal T. Barely made it.

- on Friday, they asked for 4 volunteers to give up seat for over booking. Offer was $800.00 American Express card. I offered along with a family of 3 also offering. I gave up my seat only for it to not be needed. Had to get on plane last and was asked to give up my seat (aisle seat) to a woman traveling with her kids. I ended up with middle seat in Business Class (and free alcohol) even though I couldn’t drink. So I lost my seat, didn’t get $800.00, had to sit in a middle seat and couldn’t drink.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » July 20th, 2018, 12:21 pm

A good story:

Monday I get on my connection in Atlanta and I sit down. It’s a 3/2 row and I am in aisle seat of the 2 seat side. A lady in full bdu’s (Army) sits down. We are in row 34.

After everyone is seated, some guy comes over and “says mam, you are in the wrong seat”. She says “no I’m not”. He says “yes, your in First Class seat 2A”. He then sits in her seat.

Very cool!

:clap
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby JdPat04 » July 20th, 2018, 3:19 pm

FSUKW wrote:A good story:

Monday I get on my connection in Atlanta and I sit down. It’s a 3/2 row and I am in aisle seat of the 2 seat side. A lady in full bdu’s (Army) sits down. We are in row 34.

After everyone is seated, some guy comes over and “says mam, you are in the wrong seat”. She says “no I’m not”. He says “yes, your in First Class seat 2A”. He then sits in her seat.

Very cool!

:clap


:clap

Flying could be about to get worse.

You have democratic leaders calling for protests in the airports. Have fun
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FuckESPNdotCOM » July 21st, 2018, 1:32 am

FSUKW wrote:A good story:

Monday I get on my connection in Atlanta and I sit down.
It's a 3/2 row and I am in aisle seat of the 2 seat side.
A lady in full bdu's (Army) sits down. We are in row 34.

After everyone is seated, some guy comes over and "says
mam, you are in the wrong seat". She says "no I'm not". He
says "yes, your in First Class seat 2A". He then sits in
her seat.
Very cool!

:clap

ma'am*
you're*
Various capitalization and punctuation.

Anyway,
:ays
So someone who REALLY doesn't deserve a first class seat
gets one. What a great story. :insertsarcasm
Give that seat to someone who does something productive,
not destructive. This isn't 1980. Nobody's threatening
people with jail time if they don't enlist (especially
women) and nobody in the US military is doing anything
worthwhile: just being overseas either doing jack shit or
torturing/killing people. What heroes.
Give me one good thing the US military has done besides the
Obama Navy Seals op that killed Osama bin Laden in the past
decade. Meanwhile you have translators and negotiators that
prevent war and needless bloodshed saving countless lives
that don't get an ounce of respect from douchebags like
military knob-gobblers who think being voluntary
cannon-fodder is heroic. I mean I guess in a Darwin Award
way it is, but that's only applicable to the
non-reproductive/dead ones.
The only possible reason the woman deserves that seat is
because of how rampant misogyny and sexual harassment is in
the military. And that's assuming she actually was in the
military and not just dressing up like one, which evidently
isn't super uncommon and has social perks like getting
retards to give you free/discounted shit. :2thumbs
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby FSUKW » July 21st, 2018, 12:55 pm

:ROFL2

as i hav tol'd yu, I dontt give a shit abiot mesage bord putuuation, speling, grammur.

Message board, don't care!!!!!

Also, I knew when I typed that you would have an anti military reply. It is cool to me. My father was in for 30.
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Re: Will you shit heads learn how to fly!!!!

Postby Muck FcDisney » July 23rd, 2018, 7:56 pm

Fuck MOABs. We be droppin' FESPN hug bombs on Iran! :chewy
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