How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 1:20 amSerious question.
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How many times a day do you fart?
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Posted: April 4th, 2016, 1:20 amRe: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 1:48 am0-a bunch... Depending. Not often I guess.
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 1:48 am3-50 depending on what I ate drank 10-12 hours earlier.
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 2:27 amDepends on what i eat
But i think its weird if you keep count...
But i think its weird if you keep count...
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 2:41 am10-15 if not drinking mirilax, and they don't stink most of the time.
Let me start drinking mirilax and over 40 and you don't want to be around
Let me start drinking mirilax and over 40 and you don't want to be around
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 2:42 amDepends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 2:47 amsooners4life98 wrote:Depends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:
:shocker
Dude get help! Haven't you ever seen South Park!!! Plus this is from 2014
Are you afraid to fart in public? WIT believes that you are investing in the wrong fear. Setting your flatulence free may just be what saves your life. A new study, being conducted at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, shows that people who hold their farts in for fear of embarrassment, ridicule, or scorn are putting themselves at a severe risk of spontaneous human combustion. If you restrict your body from doing what it does naturally, you could explode. -See more at: http://witscience.org/new-study-shows-f ... qnnDi.dpuf
Bruce man, buddy, bro, broseph!!!! I'm praying that you'll get help dude!!!
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 3:03 amJdPat04 wrote:sooners4life98 wrote:Depends but about 4 times a day roughly. :smile:
:shocker
Dude get help! Haven't you ever seen South Park!!! Plus this is from 2014
Are you afraid to fart in public? WIT believes that you are investing in the wrong fear. Setting your flatulence free may just be what saves your life. A new study, being conducted at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, shows that people who hold their farts in for fear of embarrassment, ridicule, or scorn are putting themselves at a severe risk of spontaneous human combustion. If you restrict your body from doing what it does naturally, you could explode. -See more at: http://witscience.org/new-study-shows-f ... qnnDi.dpuf
Bruce man, buddy, bro, broseph!!!! I'm praying that you'll get help dude!!!
I don't try to hold it in no matter where I am. It just depends on what I ate for the day and that determines how many times a day I do it. I guess bottom line, it just depends. Farting as I type this(was about to but it went back in). :lol:
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 12:10 pmI probably fart 15 to 30 times a day no matter what I eat or drink.
Wife told me I need to go to doctor and I laughed. Thought I would see what you guys did.
(This would have been a good thread title change thread..... :dog )
Wife told me I need to go to doctor and I laughed. Thought I would see what you guys did.
(This would have been a good thread title change thread..... :dog )
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 12:58 pmI'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 2:06 pmWhen drinking that day or the previous day: 30-60
When not: 5-15
When not: 5-15
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 7:57 pmAs a kid i used to try to burp or fart the alphabet
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 9:01 pmHow the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"
Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level
Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 9:43 pmericberry14 wrote:How the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"
Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level
Kevin James does a burp/fart/sneeze in grown ups 2.
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 4th, 2016, 10:17 pmSounds hilarious.....
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 5th, 2016, 12:23 americberry14 wrote:How the fuck can you "fart the alphabet"
Md taking talking out of his ass to a new level
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Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 5th, 2016, 1:40 americberry14 wrote:Sounds hilarious.....
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 6th, 2016, 2:33 amfrazier9495 wrote:I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:
Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 6th, 2016, 1:46 pmgatrnation1 wrote:frazier9495 wrote:I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:
Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.
:biglol
Re: How many times a day do you fart?
Posted: April 6th, 2016, 2:18 pmgatrnation1 wrote:frazier9495 wrote:I'll have to start counting. I would say 10-20. But there a couple days in the year where I'm sure I'm in the 100-200 range :lol:
Wrong thread, this isn't the how many times I suck dick thread.
:oops