What Happens In Your Body One Hour After You Drink A Coke

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » July 31st, 2015, 12:17 am

In the first 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, urinated all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

This graphic was put together by former U.K. pharmacist Niraj Naik, also known as the Renegade Pharmacist.

:shock:

by **Muck FcDisney** » July 31st, 2015, 12:21 am

Sounds about right, but why they gotta single out Coke? Haters...

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » July 31st, 2015, 12:26 am

:lol:

by **ericberry14** » July 31st, 2015, 1:56 am

What a pussy

by **gatrnation1** » July 31st, 2015, 2:23 am

That's why I drink beer.

by **JdPat04** » July 31st, 2015, 2:24 am

Muck FcDisney wrote:Sounds about right, but why they gotta single out Coke? Haters...

Muck ruined it!

I was gonna say it's a good think I don't drink Coke, I only drink Mt Dew :chewy

by **frazier9495** » July 31st, 2015, 2:26 am

What about diet :thought

by **JdPat04** » July 31st, 2015, 2:28 am

frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

What about Sams Choice and others alike like "Cola"?

They are the Coke like Mt Lightning and Dr Thunder are the others

by **gatrnation1** » July 31st, 2015, 2:32 am

The gubment taking old hospitals and warehouses and converting into assisted living housing, for a mere 100K you can live there. Get ready for an economic meltdown in 20 years.

by **A10Rebel** » July 31st, 2015, 12:15 pm

Coke is delicious and if you hate on it you're a communist.

by **Muck FcDisney** » July 31st, 2015, 1:32 pm

A10Rebel wrote:Coke is delicious and if you hate on it you're a communist.

Niraj Naik is obviously a sleeper cell for the Pepsi terrorists.

by **ericberry14** » July 31st, 2015, 5:59 pm

A10Rebel wrote:Coke is delicious and if you hate on it you're a communist.

You need to stick around dude

by **Eye_of_Horus** » July 31st, 2015, 6:10 pm

frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

Unless the liver responds to sugar substitues the same as sugar, probably not.
:dunno

by **Muck FcDisney** » July 31st, 2015, 6:14 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:
frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

Unless the liver responds to sugar substitues the same as sugar, probably not.
:dunno

Aspartame or HFCS, pick your poison... literally.

by **08GatorBait** » July 31st, 2015, 6:21 pm

They give me soda in the hospital

therefore

must be healthy

by **Muck FcDisney** » July 31st, 2015, 6:27 pm

08GatorBait wrote:They give me soda in the hospital

therefore

must be healthy

They also gave you a lobotomy, so...

by **Eye_of_Horus** » July 31st, 2015, 6:40 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
Eye_of_Horus wrote:
frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

Unless the liver responds to sugar substitues the same as sugar, probably not.
:dunno

Aspartame or HFCS, pick your poison... literally.

:thought

I'll take beet or cane sugar, please. :2thumbs

by **Muck FcDisney** » July 31st, 2015, 7:10 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:
Muck FcDisney wrote:
Eye_of_Horus wrote:
frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

Unless the liver responds to sugar substitues the same as sugar, probably not.
:dunno

Aspartame or HFCS, pick your poison... literally.

:thought

I'll take beet or cane sugar, please. :2thumbs

I love me some real sugar. I did long before I knew HFCS was garbage. I've never had any diet shit.

by **frazier9495** » July 31st, 2015, 8:56 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:
frazier9495 wrote:What about diet :thought

Unless the liver responds to sugar substitues the same as sugar, probably not.
:dunno

I've heard that diet drinks are still so sweet that your body doesn't know the difference and reacts similarly, but I :dunno

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