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Postby bigbluebazooka » July 30th, 2015, 11:27 pm

Florida Man Calls 911 Eighty Times to Demand Kool-Aid, Hamburgers, and Weed

If you're going to call 911 eighty consecutive times, you'd better have a damn good reason: snakes biting your eyeballs, bikers armed with medieval weapons circling your house, multiple missing limbs.

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A 34-year-old man in Tampa did not have a damn good reason for calling 911 eighty times last Sunday. Jarvis Carlton Sutton wanted Kool-Aid, hamburgers, and weed, and he wanted police to bring them to him.

Sutton kept 911 operators busy Sunday by blitzing them all day long with phone calls.

When Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies finally showed up at Sutton's house, he was honest about his demands.

"The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he 'wanted Kool-Aid, burgers, and weed to be delivered to him,'" a sheriff's deputy wrote in his arrest report, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

Instead of delicious snacks, the officers gave Sutton a pair of handcuffs and took him to jail on charges of misusing the 911 system.

En route to jail, he began chewing on the foam behind a seat in the cruiser.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/flori ... ed-6559505
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Re: Only in Florida

Postby Eye_of_Horus » July 30th, 2015, 11:37 pm

Well, the cops will be bringing him food now. :2thumbs
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Re: Only in Florida

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » July 30th, 2015, 11:38 pm

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Re: Only in Florida

Postby bigbluebazooka » July 30th, 2015, 11:59 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:Well, the cops will be bringing him food now. :2thumbs

Good luck with the kool aid too. :lol:
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Re: Only in Florida

Postby Muck FcDisney » July 31st, 2015, 12:22 am

Eye_of_Horus wrote:Well, the cops will be bringing him food now. :2thumbs


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