Went to the river this past weekend with the family. The water level was real low so the wife and I were just sitting in the middle while enjoying some beer and watching the kids play. I looked down just in time to see a 20ft anaconda swim between my wife and I. After I :bolt , I regained my composure and noticed that it was only about 3-4ft long banded water snake. I'm not afraid of snakes, but when one surprises by basically swimming across your lap, then holy shit!!

Did a choco snake crawl out your butt afterward?

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Did a choco snake crawl out your butt afterward?

Well, to be honest it was more like an abstract artist splatter :lol:

HUNKERED DOWN DAWG wrote:

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:Did a choco snake crawl out your butt afterward?

Well, to be honest it was more like an abstract artist splatter :lol:

:ROFL

Reminds me of the first time I saw a gar. :scared

Reminds me of a time I was in Jacksonville and saw the dorsal fin of a dolphin. I was out of the water sooooo damn fast and everyone laughed at me but fuck them I wasn't waiting around to see what kind of dorsal fin it was :crazy

Pussy. The only snake you should be scared of in that situation is a water moc.

FuckESPNdotCOM wrote:Pussy. The only snake you should be scared of in that situation is a water moc.

Large black trouser snake says you wrong Nigro!