Think I might be at record weight here

by **JdPat04** » July 4th, 2015, 5:11 am

Closing in on 2 fucking weeks and no deuces have been dropped.

In the words of Garrity on Rescue Me feels like I have a turducken inside me instead of a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey it's a big shit, inside a bigger shit, inside a huge shit.

:explode

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » July 4th, 2015, 5:40 am

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by **JdPat04** » July 4th, 2015, 9:07 am

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:[ img ]

Congrats?

by **gatrnation1** » July 4th, 2015, 11:56 am

At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.

by **JdPat04** » July 4th, 2015, 2:44 pm

gatrnation1 wrote:At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.

I don't get the reference, however we have the miracle of taking a crap happening as I type.

POOsting in progress.

by **Eye_of_Horus** » July 4th, 2015, 8:39 pm

Record weight for you or the turd.?

by **SmithsAUFan** » July 4th, 2015, 9:34 pm

Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?

His turd weighs more than him now?

by **Y4NK33 PL4N3T** » July 4th, 2015, 9:56 pm

SmithsAUFan wrote:
Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?

His turd weighs more than him now?

:ROFL2

by **Eye_of_Horus** » July 4th, 2015, 9:58 pm

SmithsAUFan wrote:
Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?

His turd weighs more than him now?

:sadyes

by **JdPat04** » July 5th, 2015, 5:46 am

Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?

I don't remember the last turd I had but i would guess my whole portfolio weighs more than 85% of newborns

by **gatrnation1** » July 5th, 2015, 11:37 am

JdPat04 wrote:
gatrnation1 wrote:At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.

I don't get the reference, however we have the miracle of taking a crap happening as I type.

POOsting in progress.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/florida ... s-argument

by **Eye_of_Horus** » July 5th, 2015, 7:01 pm

JdPat04 wrote:
Eye_of_Horus wrote:Record weight for you or the turd.?

I don't remember the last turd I had but i would guess my whole portfolio weighs more than 85% of newborns

:biglol

by **JdPat04** » July 5th, 2015, 7:22 pm

gatrnation1 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
gatrnation1 wrote:At least you weren't kilt over a gumbo recipe.

I don't get the reference, however we have the miracle of taking a crap happening as I type.

POOsting in progress.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/florida ... s-argument

No more talking shit about Alabamians killing each other over football games. Football = way more important than gumbo spices*

PS: he brought a knife to a knife fight and the other dude at first brought only a wooden board yet the one who first brought the knife still lost.

* the only consideration where it may be equal is in the state of Louisiana

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