Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell them

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Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell them

Postby ericberry14 » May 26th, 2015, 11:16 pm

They are so hot I'd pay for it.... :wtf if a bitch said that to me I'd go and make 20 bucks... God damn!!!
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 26th, 2015, 11:24 pm

The fact you don't get this at your age is sad, but I'll try and help a white boi out.

- Lame fucking line
- Indicates your only interest is sex
- Indicates you're so desperate to get laid, you'd actually pay for sex
- Which isn't attractive to any female with an ounce of self respect
- Which means any female who's a 6/10 or better is way out of your reach
- Unless that female is a prostitute trying to make a living

Good talk, hope that helped. Cheers.
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Muck FcDisney » May 26th, 2015, 11:59 pm

Or you could just say "can I buy you a drink?" Same desired result, more chance of success.
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby frazier9495 » May 27th, 2015, 12:19 am

Just walk up and grab her vagina. If she is not interested she will likely slap you* and if she is interested you can skip all the talking and get right to the good stuff.

*she may go over board and call the cops
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby JdPat04 » May 27th, 2015, 12:27 am

frazier9495 wrote:Just walk up and grab her vagina. If she is not interested she will likely slap you* and if she is interested you can skip all the talking and get right to the good stuff.

*she may go over board and call the cops



Would also skip the part where you spend the evening wasting money of food and drinks to get to get back to the house and get a :shocker of 8====)
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 27th, 2015, 12:43 am

frazier9495 wrote:Just walk up and grab her vagina. If she is not interested she will likely slap you* and if she is interested you can skip all the talking and get right to the good stuff.

*she may go over board and call the cops

:biglol
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby ericberry14 » May 27th, 2015, 2:18 am

Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:The fact you don't get this at your age is sad, but I'll try and help a white boi out.

- Lame fucking line
- Indicates your only interest is sex
- Indicates you're so desperate to get laid, you'd actually pay for sex
- Which isn't attractive to any female with an ounce of self respect
- Which means any female who's a 6/10 or better is way out of your reach
- Unless that female is a prostitute trying to make a living

Good talk, hope that helped. Cheers.

I don't really say that shit I just think it. I assume they wouldn't take it as a compliment though :( I might start trying though! :rock
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 27th, 2015, 2:24 am

ericberry14 wrote:
Y4NK33 PL4N3T wrote:The fact you don't get this at your age is sad, but I'll try and help a white boi out.

- Lame fucking line
- Indicates your only interest is sex
- Indicates you're so desperate to get laid, you'd actually pay for sex
- Which isn't attractive to any female with an ounce of self respect
- Which means any female who's a 6/10 or better is way out of your reach
- Unless that female is a prostitute trying to make a living

Good talk, hope that helped. Cheers.

I don't really say that shit I just think it. I assume they wouldn't take it as a compliment though :( I might start trying though! :rock

:lol:
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Eye_of_Horus » May 27th, 2015, 2:49 am

That line should work fine on the type of girls you're interested in....underage.
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 27th, 2015, 2:54 am

:dog
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby ericberry14 » May 27th, 2015, 5:55 am

18 feels underage at this point and works just fine :dog I do get a little too excited about hot 18 and 19 year olds... I'm a creep :yes
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby MIAMIDOMINATION » May 27th, 2015, 2:48 pm

because you are basically calling them a whore, or you are saying if you were a whore i would be your client

and people dont like being called whores
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby ericberry14 » May 27th, 2015, 4:25 pm

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:because you are basically calling them a whore, or you are saying if you were a whore i would be your client

and people dont like being called whores

Whateve I'm just saying she's hot enough I'd pay whereas most bitches I would not. It takes a ridiculous amount of hotness for me to say I'd pay for it. They should feel good about that
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby MIAMIDOMINATION » May 27th, 2015, 7:11 pm

ericberry14 wrote:
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:because you are basically calling them a whore, or you are saying if you were a whore i would be your client

and people dont like being called whores

Whateve I'm just saying she's hot enough I'd pay whereas most bitches I would not. It takes a ridiculous amount of hotness for me to say I'd pay for it. They should feel good about that

ive told girls that before too, im just telling you why they dont like it
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby ericberry14 » May 27th, 2015, 9:50 pm

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:because you are basically calling them a whore, or you are saying if you were a whore i would be your client

and people dont like being called whores

Whateve I'm just saying she's hot enough I'd pay whereas most bitches I would not. It takes a ridiculous amount of hotness for me to say I'd pay for it. They should feel good about that

ive told girls that before too, im just telling you why they dont like it

So you're saying it's because they are stupid? I wish I got paid for sex :nancy
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby 08GatorBait » May 27th, 2015, 10:01 pm

Dude I hope you are joking.

My new line in real life

I was drinking coffee alone this morning. I hope to not do the same tomorrow. You busy tonight?

Never works..but it's awesome
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby ericberry14 » May 27th, 2015, 10:03 pm

08GatorBait wrote:Dude I hope you are joking.

My new line in real life

I was drinking coffee alone this morning. I hope to not do the same tomorrow. You busy tonight?

Never works..but it's awesome

Yeah it's just a joke but it's how I rate them. On a hotness scale it goes from not hot to decent to pretty hot to hot to I'd pay for it :biglol
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Re: Why don't bitches take it as a compliment when I tell th

Postby 08GatorBait » May 27th, 2015, 10:05 pm

True. I'd pay for a 6 if she's 18...not much but just for the tight body. After 22...bitch you don't get money for that torn up ass pussy
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