Derby about to start!

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Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 10:19 pm

Go American pharaoh! I always root for the favorite cuz I want a triple crown winner. It's the only "sport" I root for the Favorite
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 2nd, 2015, 10:38 pm

Costas sux
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 10:43 pm

I'm lifting with headphones in :lol:

I love the derby though. We are about to go!!!!!!
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » May 2nd, 2015, 10:45 pm

GG :rock
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 10:45 pm

What a fucking race!
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby JdPat04 » May 2nd, 2015, 10:57 pm

Could care less.

It's like getting excited to lose your virginity each time.

Takes forever to get to that moment
When it happens it starts with a bang
Ends in a couple of seconds

The end
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 10:58 pm

That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby JdPat04 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:00 pm

ericberry14 wrote:That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race


Would you abstain from sex every year for just one day a year for the same reason?

I wouldnt
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby frazier9495 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:01 pm

JdPat04 wrote:Could care less.

It's like getting excited to lose your virginity each time.

Takes forever to get to that moment
When it happens it starts with a bang
Ends in a couple of seconds

The end


Am I the only one who had the opposite first time experience :thought
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby Eye_of_Horus » May 2nd, 2015, 11:03 pm

frazier9495 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:Could care less.

It's like getting excited to lose your virginity each time.

Takes forever to get to that moment
When it happens it starts with a bang
Ends in a couple of seconds

The end


Am I the only one who had the opposite first time experience :thought

:happyno
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby JdPat04 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:07 pm

frazier9495 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:Could care less.

It's like getting excited to lose your virginity each time.

Takes forever to get to that moment
When it happens it starts with a bang
Ends in a couple of seconds

The end


Am I the only one who had the opposite first time experience :thought


You mean you let him stick "the tip" in and then after a min or 2 he exploded?
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:10 pm

JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race


Would you abstain from sex every year for just one day a year for the same reason?

I wouldnt

They don't abstain from horse racing. It's like fucking decent chicks all year and then getting the hottest bitch on the planet 1 time. Why does football abstain from the super bowl all year?
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:11 pm

frazier9495 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:Could care less.

It's like getting excited to lose your virginity each time.

Takes forever to get to that moment
When it happens it starts with a bang
Ends in a couple of seconds

The end


Am I the only one who had the opposite first time experience :thought

I didn't get a chance to finish :( parents started banging on the door. We were all out of town at a hotel and the idiots whose room I was using let me get caught up. Dammit
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ScotchFrost97 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:37 pm

Mine lasted 19 seconds & i never wanted to have sex again
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:37 pm

ScotchFrost97 wrote:Mine lasted 19 seconds & i never wanted to have sex again

:biglol :respect
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ScotchFrost97 » May 2nd, 2015, 11:50 pm

She had been essin my d for like 20 minutes and she wanted it. & the rest is history
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby JdPat04 » May 3rd, 2015, 12:47 am

ericberry14 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race


Would you abstain from sex every year for just one day a year for the same reason?

I wouldnt

They don't abstain from horse racing. It's like fucking decent chicks all year and then getting the hottest bitch on the planet 1 time. Why does football abstain from the super bowl all year?


:nuhuh

I don't know too much about it but are you telling me all of the horses in the derby have raced in races throughout the year and they all had to acquire wins or even points through finishing high atleast like NASCAR to qualify for the DERBY? And then only a select few get to go to the next one and then only 3 get to finish the last one?

If so then compare it to te Super Bowl, World Series, nba, etc... But until then :nuhuh
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby ericberry14 » May 3rd, 2015, 1:13 am

JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race


Would you abstain from sex every year for just one day a year for the same reason?

I wouldnt

They don't abstain from horse racing. It's like fucking decent chicks all year and then getting the hottest bitch on the planet 1 time. Why does football abstain from the super bowl all year?


:nuhuh

I don't know too much about it but are you telling me all of the horses in the derby have raced in races throughout the year and they all had to acquire wins or even points through finishing high atleast like NASCAR to qualify for the DERBY? And then only a select few get to go to the next one and then only 3 get to finish the last one?

If so then compare it to te Super Bowl, World Series, nba, etc... But until then :nuhuh

The new point system -- officially branded as the "Road to the Kentucky Derby" -- will feature 36 stakes races overall and include 17 marquee events for three-year-old Thoroughbreds that comprise a compact, 10-week run up to the first Saturday in May to be known as the "Kentucky Derby Championship Series."


it used to be a "graded stakes earnings system" but it has since changed to this. Either way its essentially the same thing. And as for nascar their biggest race is the 1st race. you have to qualify but still why not have the daytona 500 every weekend. its fine you don't get or like horse racing but the kentucky derby is still fucking awesome. as is the preakness as is the belmont if 1 horse wins the derby and the preakness. If the derby winner loses at the preakness the belmont sucks.
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby JdPat04 » May 3rd, 2015, 1:18 am

ericberry14 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:That's part of what makes it so great. It is 2 minutes and you are on the eve of your seat the entire time and then boom it's over. You wait all year for 2 minutes for those in the race


Would you abstain from sex every year for just one day a year for the same reason?

I wouldnt

They don't abstain from horse racing. It's like fucking decent chicks all year and then getting the hottest bitch on the planet 1 time. Why does football abstain from the super bowl all year?


:nuhuh

I don't know too much about it but are you telling me all of the horses in the derby have raced in races throughout the year and they all had to acquire wins or even points through finishing high atleast like NASCAR to qualify for the DERBY? And then only a select few get to go to the next one and then only 3 get to finish the last one?

If so then compare it to te Super Bowl, World Series, nba, etc... But until then :nuhuh

The new point system -- officially branded as the "Road to the Kentucky Derby" -- will feature 36 stakes races overall and include 17 marquee events for three-year-old Thoroughbreds that comprise a compact, 10-week run up to the first Saturday in May to be known as the "Kentucky Derby Championship Series."


it used to be a "graded stakes earnings system" but it has since changed to this. Either way its essentially the same thing. And as for nascar their biggest race is the 1st race. you have to qualify but still why not have the daytona 500 every weekend. its fine you don't get or like horse racing but the kentucky derby is still fucking awesome. as is the preakness as is the belmont if 1 horse wins the derby and the preakness. If the derby winner loses at the preakness the belmont sucks.



I really didn't know how they picked the horses.


Do they crown a real champion of the season? Instead if just the derby winner, Preakness winner, and Belmont?


Also I didn't think that all the same horses raced in all 3? I know some do but I thought the field changed
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Re: Derby about to start!

Postby frazier9495 » May 3rd, 2015, 1:20 am

I like how when the show the highlights of the race they just show the whole damn race again :dog
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