Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

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Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby RoeTied » April 19th, 2015, 11:49 pm

They've signed Tebow :praisegod
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby ericberry14 » April 19th, 2015, 11:58 pm

giving them 3 of the worst 5 rated QBs over the last 5 years :ROFL2
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby Carr2Cooper » April 20th, 2015, 12:13 am

:biglol bigger joke than San Fran
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby gatrnation1 » April 20th, 2015, 2:29 am

Chip Kelly is God and Tebow is Jesus, they are unstoppable. :shock:
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby ericberry14 » April 20th, 2015, 2:55 am

gatrnation1 wrote:Chip Kelly is God and Tebow is Jesus, they are unstoppable. :shock:

And you're the virgin Larry
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby JdPat04 » April 20th, 2015, 3:19 am

ericberry14 wrote:
gatrnation1 wrote:Chip Kelly is God and Tebow is Jesus, they are unstoppable. :shock:

And you're the virgin Larry


As many times as him and sell have fucked each other, no chance in hell he's a virgin
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby ericberry14 » April 20th, 2015, 3:22 am

JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
gatrnation1 wrote:Chip Kelly is God and Tebow is Jesus, they are unstoppable. :shock:

And you're the virgin Larry


As many times as him and sell have fucked each other, no chance in hell he's a virgin

:dog Vaginal penetration is the only thing that counts
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby JdPat04 » April 20th, 2015, 4:06 am

ericberry14 wrote:
JdPat04 wrote:
ericberry14 wrote:
gatrnation1 wrote:Chip Kelly is God and Tebow is Jesus, they are unstoppable. :shock:

And you're the virgin Larry


As many times as him and sell have fucked each other, no chance in hell he's a virgin

:dog Vaginal penetration is the only thing that counts


Well shit, they'll be forever virgins
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby 08GatorBait » April 20th, 2015, 8:23 pm

It's kind of easy to see why

They sucked at goalline and short yardage situations last year

Bring in Murray and a train in Tebow and you become a much better short yardage team.

He may not be able to throw...but he's easily the most powerful QB in the game and can run through people. I would bet that's why he was taken in. He can run the veer option and be used in special situations.
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby Muck FcDisney » April 20th, 2015, 8:58 pm

08GatorBait wrote:It's kind of easy to see why

They sucked at goalline and short yardage situations last year

Bring in Murray and a train in Tebow and you become a much better short yardage team.

He may not be able to throw...but he's easily the most powerful QB in the game and can run through people. I would bet that's why he was taken in. He can run the veer option and be used in special situations.


:thought
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby 08GatorBait » April 20th, 2015, 9:46 pm

Muck FcDisney wrote:
08GatorBait wrote:It's kind of easy to see why

They sucked at goalline and short yardage situations last year

Bring in Murray and a train in Tebow and you become a much better short yardage team.

He may not be able to throw...but he's easily the most powerful QB in the game and can run through people. I would bet that's why he was taken in. He can run the veer option and be used in special situations.


:thought


Who is trucking someone over Tebow? Newton is quicker but he isn't more powerful. Tebow is built like a truck..
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby 08GatorBait » April 20th, 2015, 9:47 pm

oh wait nvm...I see what you did there LOL
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby bigbluebazooka » April 20th, 2015, 10:33 pm

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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby Y4NK33 PL4N3T » April 20th, 2015, 11:06 pm

08GatorBait wrote:Who is trucking someone over Tebow? Newton is quicker but he isn't more powerful. Tebow is built like a truck..

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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby 08GatorBait » April 20th, 2015, 11:10 pm

Ben doesn't truck like Tebow. He's just fatter. Still doesn't push piles. Tebow decided the normal qb body is not for him..probably why his damn throw motion is so shitty his body looks like a MLB
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby FSUKW » April 20th, 2015, 11:18 pm

08GatorBait wrote:It's kind of easy to see why

They sucked at goalline and short yardage situations last year

Bring in Murray and a train in Tebow and you become a much better short yardage team.

He may not be able to throw...but he's easily the most powerful QB in the game and can run through people. I would bet that's why he was taken in. He can run the veer option and be used in special situations.


He ran through college kids, many of whom are selling insurance or 401K's at Merrill Lynch right now . I would be shocked if he is still on the team in a few months. If they wanted a fullback, they should have signed one.

If anyone thinks this is about Tebow, they are delusional.
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby MIAMIDOMINATION » April 20th, 2015, 11:19 pm

08gatobatit will never say anything bad about teblow
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby Eye_of_Horus » April 21st, 2015, 12:28 am

Chip brought him in for his power of prayer...Tebow and Chip are praying that somehow, by God's will, Mariota lands in Philadelphia. :2thumbs
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby JdPat04 » April 21st, 2015, 1:44 am

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:08gatobatit will never say anything bad about teblow

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Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:10 pm
Ben doesn't truck like Tebow. He's just fatter. Still doesn't push piles. Tebow decided the normal qb body is not for him..probably why his damn throw motion is so shitty his body looks like a MLB

He said something bad there
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Re: Eagles have been saved by the glory of God!

Postby 08GatorBait » April 21st, 2015, 2:42 am

MIAMIDOMINATION wrote:08gatobatit will never say anything bad about teblow


He sucks as a qb in the pros

But that is the reason they got him. He is insanely good in the red zone and short yardage and he did that in the pros, not just college. He just can't throw the ball past five yards accurately
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