Fake Job Titles

[Muck FcDisney]

Bored today... thought of a few, stole one. Thinking about having some cards made...

Freelance Sperm Donor
Chemtrail Dispersion Technician
Chupacabra Herder
Dinosaur Whisperer

Need more ideas. Go.

[JdPat04]

Sasquatch groomer

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obscenity shouter

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:biglol

:winner

[Muck FcDisney]

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

[Muck FcDisney]

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

But I give you:
0.1/10 for originality
0.6/10 for creativity
8/9 for spelling
2/3 for coming up with things that could be actual fake job titles (#3 is fail)

Overall 10.7 / 32

This is some of your best work! :clap

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

[Muck FcDisney]

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing. Could create an issue during open records requests later. ;)

Solid troll though. :up

[MIAMIDOMINATION]

Freelance crab thief
Part time rapist
Occasional obesity shouted

:?

...and not your actual titles, MD. :roll:

Stupid auto correct

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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[Eye_of_Horus]

Nothing wrong with shouting obesity...FATASS!

[Muck FcDisney]

You get 0/32 for quoting your own post to add more junk. :down

Don't like editing.

Coming from the guy who enjoys editing walls of texts into line by line quotations in order to respond to them individually ....................:

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1. I don't enjoy it, it's just often necessary for clarification.
2. It's better to respond to all points in an argument than to cherry-pick.
3. The edit mentioned above is a completely different kind of editing.

[gatrnation1]

Cat Park Developer

[frazier9495]

I guess this is a fail since it is real :thought

[ericberry14]

Professional soccer player

[gatrnation1]

Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

[Muck FcDisney]

Professional soccer player

Bro, those guys make righteous bucks in Europe.

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