Just had one about an hour ago. Bed starting shaking for a split second. 4.2 on the scale. 8)

My earthquake experience was being awakened at about 530am walkin to the window to see if it was storming and the shaking was thunder. Went back to sleep all in a daze even though it wasn't storming. Didn't realize we had an earthquake til I got up again and got on Facebook :dog

:lol:

Did you stick it in her and let nature do the work for you :thought

Felt the aftershocks of a quake one time in Bama.

All other times that I've awaken to a skating bed it's been because the wife.... True story.....

:lol: Sometimes I am the cause of the quake. :yes

That is what happen when I felt my first one. Didn't even know it was a quake. :lol:

That is sad for the wifey. :sadyes

Yea she moved in with me on her 18 birthday. Had 2 that night. Through the year she had a few. Turned out her father and her dr was lowering her dosage of medicine trying to get her off because they didn't know the cause of them so they assumed she didn't need it anymore.


I didn't know that at first. When I found out i had her go to a new dr. That dr set up a week long study at UAB hospital. When down there she was taken off meds and stuff trying to make her have a seizure of course she didn't so they didn't get to see one happen (they had all kinds of machines hooked up) anyways he offered to become her dr. He was the Dr over the whole epilepsy program for uab so we said hell yeah. He put her on the same med but took dosage back up and added a new medicine. If that didn't work they was prepping us for her to have brain surgery. She went seizure free from then on out. UNTIL we got up here and the neuro up here said the dosage was too high and told her to decrease it. 10 days later a seizure. I told the dr to fuck off she's taking her med. He wanted to do a study i said fine but she's staying on that medicine until the study and if you don't find anything out she's staying on the medicine thats kept her seizure free for 7 years.

I don't blame you for telling Doc to fuck off. Make sure she stays on the meds.

Always.

Never been in one. I feel like it would be a great time to have sex though.

Until the roof fell on you, or if you live in an apartment until you fell on the floor below and the floor above fell onto you.

Sounds like deeper penetration to me. Hymen? I fucked her intestines out!

Earthquake my as, that was Mixon punching some broad.

Unless chrislah predicted it, it never happened

:biglol :cry:

When you nutted did she throw up?