I got a new job recently. It's pretty good, but there's one issue: the guy next to me, who is otherwise pretty nice, has the most retarded "spasms" I've ever seen.

The dude introduced himself as a weeb, so that was great :insertsarcasm . The fucker sits around and at least half his day is looking up Japanese music and Final Fantasy footage on Youtube. I kid you not: this asshole fucking JUMPS UP AND DOWN and tries to fucking contain his vocal excitement with a laptop bag (by biting it). It results in annoying thumping throughout the fucking day. I swear today it was upwards of 7 instances where he started dancing around like a fucking retard making thuds that sounded like some epileptic at a strobe light club. It's a good 10-20 seconds per "episode."

:ays

Normally I wouldn't care that he's having fun and being a shitty worker, but it's fucking distracting as the dude sits 4 feet away from me. I don't know what fucking disability you have to have to get that fucking excited about Final Fantasy footage or music or what the fuck ever, but it's fucking nuts. 31 years old and he behaves like a 5-year-old at Chuck E. Cheese multiple times per day.

I guess it could be worse: he could be a tranny and/or a furry. Otherwise he seems pretty decent. It's just annoying and as the new guy, I'm really reluctant to talk to him or our supervisor about it. Even with that nonsense, this job is way better than my last one.

/endrant

Do you work for dunder mifflin? :dog

I think I'd rather sit next to the tranny/furry. :dog

He was way better yesterday and today. Either someone else heard or he didn't look up anything exciting.

What if I worked next to you and jerked off to Livvy Dunn all day? Lol ur gay

You'd be fired. They're not that chill. Maybe you could pull it off (no pun) if you worked from home, but then you wouldn't be next to me.

Isn't she a little old for you?